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[acciocoolbeans]

Today’s the last day of Teacher Appreciation Week. If you’re feeling appreciative, I have some great kids who need to be spoiled. Check out my wishlists below:

Generic 1st grade wishlist

Incentives and rewards

Classroom books

[bbdeathz]

The hated boss who beats you down, and beats you down, and never lets up… Yeah. Big bad Guzma is here!

[sugarburger]

also hey tumblr long time no see guess who got into a dumb teen musical while they were gone

[sugarburger]

oh cool looks like the tag is exactly as hell as I expected it to be, it’s like I never left at all

[sugarburger]

also hey tumblr long time no see guess who got into a dumb teen musical while they were gone

[sugarburger]

help with a project to subtitle the show

Hey, so.  I’m currently working on a project to subtitle and caption a certain off-broadway bootleg, to help make the show more available to a wider range of people; I’m not even nearly to this part of the show yet, but I’m going to need to know what, exactly, the SQUIP is saying when it malfunctions and babbles in Japanese at the Halloween party, as well as a translation, if possible.  I have no idea where to find this, so I was hoping that someone out there knows and can help me!

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today’s mood is…lesbianism…just utter dykery….

[doloresmurena]

[pukicho]

People really out there being named ‘Merlin’ like god damn please dont cast lightning bolt on my dick

[pwesident]

PHALLUS ELECTRUS

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[yeehawlw]

i can’t stop thinking about that tweet about the guy who tried to stop his cat from pushing his door open and accidentally trained him to push 50lbs instead

[yeehawlw]

he cannot be stopped

[roadhogsbigbelly]

The internet: unironically draw big-tittiy’d genderbent porn of bowser from super mario bros because of a fan comic based on a power up.

Ya’ll: Cool awesome

Person on tumblr: make obvious jokes about thinking the grinch is hot

Ya’ll: NO N O NO NOT AGAIN I CAN’T DO THIS AGAIN, NEW ONCELER NEW ONCELER WHY DOES TUMBLR HAVE TO RUIN EVERYTHING!!!”

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

Why does OP have a point

[micaxiii]

well to be fair the grinch doesn’t have big tiddies and a pretty dress

[darkwingsnark]

So what you’re saying is we should give the Power Up Crown to the Grinch.

[micaxiii]

hold that thought

[micaxiii]

@darkwingsnark 

this was very rushed, I am not a fashion designer

merry crisis

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“…and her chest grew three sizes that day.”

[parkchanwoohoo]

I congratulate you on writing the worst sentence of January 16, 2019

[roadhogsbigbelly]

I made this post how many months ago and THIS happens???? i’m not sure if i should be appalled or flattered.

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The Thot Character of the Day is: Grinchette from This Fucking Post I guess

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

The Binch

[primrosetta]

me: Princess Zelda’s a pretty cool character and is way more than just a damsel in distress.

some nerd: source????

me: 

[primrosetta]

me: ??????

me:

[se-meme-drakant-deactivated2025]

Didn’t do shit in Link’s awakening though

[primrosetta]

This post has over 50 thousand notes and this is the most baffling response to it I have ever seen. 

Yes, Zelda didn’t do anything in a game that she was not in. You fucking got me. In other news, Mario is a bad character because he didn’t do shit in Metroid Prime. 

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[sugarburger]

hey

who wants to kill me so I don’t have to go to work at 6 AM after working 4-11 PM

alternately who wants to send me money so I can afford my phone and also maybe give my bff an acceptable birthday??

paypal.me/rainalh

ko-fi.com/sugarburger

[sugarburger]

you failed to kill me

I demand cash reparations

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