[potato-jizz]

*in principals office*

principal: Have a seat.

me: thank you *picks up chair and leaves*

[tastefullyoffensive]

[pizzacatsandboobs]

my heart

[erubescence-deactivated20190421]

IVE ONLY EVER SEEN THE FIRST PANEL BUT FUCK IT GETS BETTER.

[meadownymph-deactivated20130807]

[appropriately-inappropriate]

For the record, if you’re out walking and you see a depression in the ground where the grass is brighter green and there’s lots of clovers, azaleas and other nitrogen-fixing plants,

KEEP WALKING.

It could be a body dump.

[kirkendauhl-moved-deactivated20]

I guess the grass really is greener on the other side

[appropriately-inappropriate]

You’re twisted.

I like that

[mcish-deactivated20140919]

bf: come over me: dont u have a period? bf: we’re gay me: oh yeah

[singingtowers-deactivated202305]

SORRY

[girlcodehumor]

[desolateplace]

[lana-loves-lingua-latina]

if “barnacles” is a curse word in Spongebob, then how do you explain Barnacle Boy’s name

[oktober2nd]

He’s a fuck boy

[wet-monsoon]

[skygenders]

[burrgerking]

when ur teacher asks if u’ve done ur hw

[buttflames]

*gets home covered in cum* hey mom

[perfect-is-a-smile]

THIS IS SO FUNNY

[teenscoolest]

we live in the era of smart phones and stupid people

[hitotsu]

life is .01% better 

[hitotsu]

they can save us 

[thatoneicebear-deactivated20181]

I have found my calling in life

[technicallity]

[k1mkardashian]

it feels really refreshing to not have heard a katy perry song in a long time 

[lion-deactivated20150711]