^•^

[coffee-and-tea-v]

Macbeth, upon the realisation he can become Thane of Cawdor and then King

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[regularlesbian]

friendly reminder that

if we’re mutuals, you are allowed to slip 1 (One) small lizard into my pocket if you see me at the farmer’s market

[officialunitedstates]

professor: okay class this test is all short answer and essay

me: [writes in my poorest handwriting in order to punish him]

[julystorms]

i found it guys

the worst phone case ever

[julystorms]

BEHOLD

you can buy it here. but i have no earthly idea why you’d want to

[julystorms]

oh my god omgod oh mY GOD

a COMB

a RING

A MIRROR

A COMPACT

AND FINALLY

FINALLY

i’m losing my mind

[kelsey-lohan]

The perfect Dentist Aesthic

[medusabraids]

the sad truth is…men be sexy sometimes

[powerfulwizard]

Shoutout to Dick Van Dyke for being a cis dude whose parents gave him a drag king name for some reason

[sharp-tender-shock-deactivated2]

Loose,

Footloose,

All of your feet are loose.

Feet,

Loose feet,

You’re going to lose your feet

[alexandergaskarth-deactivated20]

[seasonalsaesthetic]

Please like and reblog if you save!

[seasonalsaesthetic]

Here’s another set of Christmas lockscreens! Please like and reblog if you save :-)

[sentence-fragments]

made some christmassy/wintery phone wallpapers, because [sparkly emoji]

[filthyflyer]

reblog if you're ugly as fuck.

[2-shane-s]

Date someone who will date you

[methfall]

Need me a freak like that

[kthvhoney-deactivated20220622]

Passion is so fucking attractive

[facts-i-just-made-up]

what even are bees?

They’re what I’m hoping for this semester because I think I don’t even have a chance of anything better this time :(

[just-shower-thoughts]

Cooties is a child friendly metaphor for STD’s