I just accidentally spelled Bajie with a G and I hate it I hate it so much it's an atrocity
Bagie (still pronounced the same) (cursed)
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I just accidentally spelled Bajie with a G and I hate it I hate it so much it's an atrocity
Bagie (still pronounced the same) (cursed)
I just accidentally spelled Bajie with a G and I hate it I hate it so much it's an atrocity
im starting to become really attached to uyana and ales specifically. i looovvveeeee me some queerplatonic rep, and having seen the playlist post, i think im just gonna take ales and run off with him okay
Tip: If you give him food Ales will willingly go with you and not put up a fight. He is very low maintenance but make sure you feed him regularly or he will get upset and run away.
thank you for the advice kind author. does he like quiche
Hmm... He wouldn't have had it before but he's always willing to try new things. He's not a fussy eater either, so, yeah, I reckon he'd like quiche!
I got a zoology bookkkkkkkk
And after a quick skim I have some (jttw related) notes
Fun new organ to give Sha Wujing unlocked
"foraging from dawn until dusk" HE DOES
Pictures that remind me of my blorbos <3
Wyd when Sun Wukong starts looking at you with play face equipped (a sign that shenaniganery and/or violence is imminent)
Wukong throwing snowballs at the others please and thank you
🥺🥺🥺 Tripitaka and Wukong 🥺🥺🥺 Adoptive familyyyyy
Sun Wukong and the Flower Fruit Mountain gang in the winter
OOOOO WUKONG IS NOT GOING TO LIKE THIS
"But won't children be confused by all the LGBT-"
Yesterday I saw a mother with a baby carriage, being followed by a girl of about 4-6 years old on a bicycle. The kid started ringing her bike bell like RING RING RING RING RING RING RING, and the mother turned to look behind them to see whether they were being followed by a cyclist who desperately needs to pass them for the sake of everyone's safety.
And the little girl - who just rang the goddamn bell herself 5 seconds ago - also turned to look.
Kids are confused by everything at all times. They don't know jack shit. About anything.
i remember being like 8 or 9 and being told that my dad’s ex-wife was no longer diane and we were to address her as daniel now. my reaction: “ok.”
me and my brother later had a small discussion about whether that could happen randomly (conclusion: no, he probably had to file papers or something) and whether daniel should now be referred to as dad’s ex-husband (conclusion: yes but only to see the face he’ll make) but at no point did we find it like... alarming? the world is big and weird. we were used to it.
finding out a sorta-relative could just change genders off camera, as it were, was a whole lot less head-splodey than finding out there were no squirrels in australia!
There’s no what
"Won't they be confused by all the--" So what if they are? Life is often confusing. That's part of how we learn. Part of the job of an adult is to help confused kids learn and understand things. There's no obligation to protect the kids from the confusing things. Quite the reverse.
In my experience anyone using this BS excuse isn't worried about a child's potential confusion, but their own, which they don't want to admit to having.
theres no squirrels in australia???
Aussie here, I DIDN'T KNOW SQUIRRELS WERE ACTUALLY REAL FOR THE FIRST EIGHT YEARS OF MY LIFE NO JOKE I THOUGHT THEY WERE A MYTHICAL ANIMAL LIKE UNICORNS
WHAT??
Also kids are far less likely to be confused by something the younger they learn about it. Kiddo had queer people in his life and casual references to queerness before he could even talk. It was never confusing for him. It was normal.
Squirrels were an invasive species to Australia but they never managed to gain a foothold and were eradicated within a few years of their arrival.
I remember the Palm Squirrels in Perth... But I think they've been eradicated too.
Also my older sister thought Narwhals were mythical for an embarrassingly long time.
Are there at least chipmunks in Australia?
No :C
I wish there were sometimes, I would love to see one
THERES NO SQUIRRELS ?
No :C
We do have sugar gliders which makes up for it though
Behold the baby
"But won't children be confused by all the LGBT-"
Yesterday I saw a mother with a baby carriage, being followed by a girl of about 4-6 years old on a bicycle. The kid started ringing her bike bell like RING RING RING RING RING RING RING, and the mother turned to look behind them to see whether they were being followed by a cyclist who desperately needs to pass them for the sake of everyone's safety.
And the little girl - who just rang the goddamn bell herself 5 seconds ago - also turned to look.
Kids are confused by everything at all times. They don't know jack shit. About anything.
i remember being like 8 or 9 and being told that my dad’s ex-wife was no longer diane and we were to address her as daniel now. my reaction: “ok.”
me and my brother later had a small discussion about whether that could happen randomly (conclusion: no, he probably had to file papers or something) and whether daniel should now be referred to as dad’s ex-husband (conclusion: yes but only to see the face he’ll make) but at no point did we find it like... alarming? the world is big and weird. we were used to it.
finding out a sorta-relative could just change genders off camera, as it were, was a whole lot less head-splodey than finding out there were no squirrels in australia!
There’s no what
"Won't they be confused by all the--" So what if they are? Life is often confusing. That's part of how we learn. Part of the job of an adult is to help confused kids learn and understand things. There's no obligation to protect the kids from the confusing things. Quite the reverse.
In my experience anyone using this BS excuse isn't worried about a child's potential confusion, but their own, which they don't want to admit to having.
theres no squirrels in australia???
Aussie here, I DIDN'T KNOW SQUIRRELS WERE ACTUALLY REAL FOR THE FIRST EIGHT YEARS OF MY LIFE NO JOKE I THOUGHT THEY WERE A MYTHICAL ANIMAL LIKE UNICORNS
WHAT??
Also kids are far less likely to be confused by something the younger they learn about it. Kiddo had queer people in his life and casual references to queerness before he could even talk. It was never confusing for him. It was normal.
Squirrels were an invasive species to Australia but they never managed to gain a foothold and were eradicated within a few years of their arrival.
I remember the Palm Squirrels in Perth... But I think they've been eradicated too.
Also my older sister thought Narwhals were mythical for an embarrassingly long time.
Are there at least chipmunks in Australia?
No :C
I wish there were sometimes, I would love to see one
Okay so it's been a hot minute since I read Investiture Of The Gods and I never finished it because I just found it to be too much and I am currently in immense amounts of pain and most befevered from a raging ear infection so I may just be getting this entirely wrong but I have theory:
King Zhou knew Daji was a fox spirit.
(TW: mentions of death, torture and sex)
Now I know King Zhou is the stupidest man to ever stain the earth and the half a braincell he did have was long since rotted by his circle of yes-men and his unchecked porn addiction but... c'mon man. Nobody, not even Mister Wine Lake over here, is that air-headed enough to miss it. Everyone else knew that something real sinister was going on with Daji, even if they didn't know the specifics, and I refuse to believe King Zhou didn't even notice.
And I think he realised it early on, too. Shortly after Daji arrived at the palace, King Zhou receives a visit from a Daoist immortal who tells him straight up that there's an evil spirit that has taken up residence in the palace. He gives King Zhou a sword to mount on his wall which will cause the demonic entity to wither away and die within a few days. Lo and behold, Daji suddenly collapses and becomes bedridden with a *mysterious illness* from which she is sure to die. She tells King Zhou that the only thing that will save her is if he gets rid of that sword, and he immediately does it, and she immediately recovers. And like. It is SO OBVIOUS. If one of King Zhou's poorly exercised neurons were ever to fire it would be now. I think he would HAVE to put two and two together, and realise that his new favourite concubine is actually a malevolent spirit.
And then he does NOTHING. He looks the other way, and proceeds to continue looking the other way as everyone dies, as his queen dies by his hand, as his own children are forced to flee, as the former prime minister, his mentor once upon a time, kills himself in the throne room. He remains willfully ignorant through all the torture devices, all the disgustingly lavish luxuries, all the uproar and uprising. Because he is so attracted to Daji, so lustful for her that he decides it doesn't matter. As long as he can still spend every night loving her beautiful body, he doesn't care. He'll punish anyone who makes her cry or speaks out against her even if he knows deep down that what they say is true because, well, sex.
I think this would make him so much more interesting as a villain as well— he's already deplorable in the book when he doesn't appear to know that Daji is a fox spirit, but how much worse would he be if he knew and did all those same things anyway, simply for some good sex after the daily bloodbaths?
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Favorite fruit?
Apricots! I think my love of them might be in my blood because they're also my father's favourite fruit and my Mum once ate so many of them she broke out in hives. Where I live tonnes of people have apricot trees and the few weeks where they all fruit at once have me completely lost in the sauce.
...Man I wish it was apricot season rn...
various unfounded sha wujing headcanons go
(please)
I am stuck between delight at the opportunity to yell about Wujing and the fear that I am just going to be rehashing old territory, because I think I put most of my good Sha Wujing headcanons into The New Recruit.
But okay uhhh let's see what haven't I really covered yet...
Okay so I did touch on this in my fic but I haven't really gotten to talk about it as much as I want to: Wujing is poison resistant. Not immune, as he still experiences some effects, but poisons that could kill people within days just make him feel sick, and neurotoxins would probably give him a seizure or two but he'd survive. I'd imagine that the centipede demon who poisoned the pilgrims in ch. 73 wouldn't actually succeed in killing Wujing with the spiked tea, but probably just knocked him out for a while.
Speaking of poison, Wujing's blood is poisonous! This is because I took a lot of inspiration from eels while writing him, and eels have a type of ichthyotoxin in their blood. The poison can be rendered harmless by cooking and also by the digestive process (still don't recommend trying it) but that's boring and Wujing is a cool demon so I'm gonna say his blood is super toxic and most digestive systems are not enough to handle it. So. Don't bite him.
Wujing's favourite foods are the really iron and protein dense foods like legumes and mushrooms— while he'll eat basically anything, he'll admit he finds most fruits and vegetables a bit too light for his liking. Man also loves his carbs because they make him feel nice and full which is something he isn't particularly used to, especially at the beginning of the journey.
He gets quite slow and sleepy during winter, because back when he lived in the river the surface would freeze over and Wujing would make like a frog and hibernate until the weather warmed up again. Of course on the journey he doesn't need to conserve his energy and slow his metabolism so drastically to survive— he has plenty of food and warm clothes and fire and things, but he still gets quite drowsy in the really cold weather. He doesn't like when this happens and is convinced the others hate it as well, which couldn't be farther from the truth— Wujing isn't really cute very often, but, well, he gets all soft and sweet and puts on a lot of weight and is often bundling himself up in blankets and can barely keep his eyes open they've all got to admit that yeah, that's pretty cute. Wukong takes full advantage of his little brother's severe and acute cuddliness during this time.
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Which of the pilgrims should I project my agonising ear pain onto
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speaking of cheese, your sideblog has asks off, wanted to yap a couple’s times but can’t and i keep forgetting to tell you
Oh goodness, thanks for letting me know, I thought they were on!
"My children"
THE BABIES
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In my fanfiction writing adventures I have managed to put Tripitaka in a conversation with someone who is somehow more verbose and posh than him and it is the PERFECT amount of unsettling
Is this situation unsafe or just socially awkward I can't tell
In my fanfiction writing adventures I have managed to put Tripitaka in a conversation with someone who is somehow more verbose and posh than him and it is the PERFECT amount of unsettling