Okay but why do my vitamins look exactly like how I imagine the immortality pills from Journey to the West look like
Reblogging this to say that it is very hard to fight the temptation to, quote, "eat them like fried beans"
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Okay but why do my vitamins look exactly like how I imagine the immortality pills from Journey to the West look like
Reblogging this to say that it is very hard to fight the temptation to, quote, "eat them like fried beans"
I'm definitely gonna color this piece, this is inspired by @thecinnamoncheese fic Can I stay?, I just love the relationship that Guanyin and wukongs have, it's so mom coded, it made me cry a LOT not gonna lie.
Guanyin is a really patient mother with a very ADHD criminal of a Son.👌
Fish 🐠
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FANARTS???
Oh and it's so beautiful, too. Don't mind me I'm just gonna take these and curl up with them and cry for a million years.
Okay but why do my vitamins look exactly like how I imagine the immortality pills from Journey to the West look like
JTTW HUNGER GAMES!!
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Where does one even START with this 🤣😱🤣
This is.
Incredible.
I've developed the sleep schedule of a horse and somehow it's working for me?
Okay so I realise that most of you are normal and probably don't know what this means which means I get to rant about animals so here we go.
So, horses are mostly diurnal. Most of their sleeping is done during the night. So far, pretty normal.
So, you probably already know that horses sleep standing up. This is because, being prey animals, they have to be alert. Standing upright while sleeping allows them to wake up real quick and run away in the event of a predator attacking. This is all very useful, but the bad thing about it is it is not good sleep. They only doze in short bursts, with periods of wakefulness in between. This does make up the majority of their required 5-7 hours of sleep, and it works for them, but they do need some deep REM sleep to get by, and to that they need to lie down.
You would think this would not be a problem.
It's a problem.
See, if a horse lies down for too long they CRUSH THEIR INTERNAL ORGANS.
So yeah they have to keep waking up to stop that from happening.
Anyway I've started sleeping for like a couple hours at a time and completely waking up for a while and then falling back asleep and I feel fine and I'm getting about eight hours but I am exhibiting horse behaviour and it is funny to me.
So my doctor says that horse sleep is BAD and is a type of INSOMNIA but I just think she lacks whimsy
"It's you!"
Ch 13 of The Found Family Field Guide, "Casting Shells," is up on AO3!
So this was India, huh. Not really worth the hype. They’d seen all sorts of gorgeous vistas on their trip; this one happened to be more green and vibrant than most, but it still wasn’t as good as Wukong’s mountain, not unless you were really keen on temples.
Granted the temples were pretty impressive. The Jade Perfection Abbey looked more like candy than architecture, all pearl-sheened towers and voluptuous sculptures and bejeweled mosaics. Wukong took mental notes for the monastery he and the others were planning.
Because sure, he had been here before, half a dozen times, but he’d always been flying, and flying fast, at that. It was different going at mortal speeds. And seeing it through mortal eyes.
Wukong watched his Master almost more than the landscape. Tripitaka was round-eyed and quivering with awe and excitement. Every glimpse of the lights and colored mists on the western horizon had him all but squeaking. He wavered almost minute by minute between being flattened with nervous insecurity and being so damn proud at having finally made it.
He was such a nerd about Buddhism.
But the monk’s expression was too familiar. It—it was almost exactly like the one Wukong himself had worn on his very first trip up to Heaven.
Not that Wukong thought the Western Heaven was anything like the Eastern. He’d met the Buddha several times. Guy was great. You know, when he wasn’t tricking you and smashing you under a mountain. Or inventing a constricting gold hoop to be delivered to your Master.
…Yeah.
Wukong got that he hadn't exactly been an innocent victim—hells, the more he let himself actually think over all his fuckups without the nice insulating fluff of indignation and self-pity to muffle his guilt, the more he realized he’d probably gotten off easy.
But he was just. Wary. Nobody had better do anything to wreck his Master’s joy. The slightest hint of mockery or betrayal, of sniggering behind soft bejeweled hands, and Wukong would…
Do something really, really stupid, probably.
(Continued HERE)
I just read it, no one talk to me
What do you think happens when Tripitaka gets bitten by a mosquito or something
Like there's gotta be immortal mosquitoes out there is what I'm saying
Worse yet, if that tiger way at the beginning Had gotten him, would there be an immortal tiger wandering around the Tang country side?
Wujing is More Immortal than Sun Wukong
What if Wukong bites Wujing? Then what happens?
Beautiful question, is he now 9x immortal or 18c immortal? also; do we need to eat the whole Wujing? Or just some of him?
I am living for this discourse
Okay so I wasn't able to find much on what Wukong's stomach capacity would likely be, but I did find a couple of studies where they detailed how much individual macaque monkeys were fed, one being 100g (measured in mLs) and the other being 120g. So if Wukong would need a stomachful to get a proportionate amount, he would need to eat upwards of 100 grams of Sha Wujing.
But where, hypothetically, would Wukong acquire 100g of Sha Wujing? By eating one of his body parts?
I have excellent news everybody
Wujing can fucking Donate Immortality
Wukong: And that is why Sandy should let me eat one of his kidneys!
Sandy: *horrified look*
Pigsy: Well, it's pretty sound logic, little brother.
Sandy: *horrified look intensifies* Master—
Tripitaka, idly scratching the small mosquito bite that sparked this conversation: No one is eating anyone's kidneys.
Sandy: Thank—
Tripitaka: We are vegetarians, after all.
Sandy: I feel unsafe.
What do you think happens when Tripitaka gets bitten by a mosquito or something
Like there's gotta be immortal mosquitoes out there is what I'm saying
Worse yet, if that tiger way at the beginning Had gotten him, would there be an immortal tiger wandering around the Tang country side?
Wujing is More Immortal than Sun Wukong
What if Wukong bites Wujing? Then what happens?
Beautiful question, is he now 9x immortal or 18c immortal? also; do we need to eat the whole Wujing? Or just some of him?
I am living for this discourse
Okay so I wasn't able to find much on what Wukong's stomach capacity would likely be, but I did find a couple of studies where they detailed how much individual macaque monkeys were fed, one being 100g (measured in mLs) and the other being 120g. So if Wukong would need a stomachful to get a proportionate amount, he would need to eat upwards of 100 grams of Sha Wujing.
But where, hypothetically, would Wukong acquire 100g of Sha Wujing? By eating one of his body parts?
I have excellent news everybody
What do you think happens when Tripitaka gets bitten by a mosquito or something
Like there's gotta be immortal mosquitoes out there is what I'm saying
Worse yet, if that tiger way at the beginning Had gotten him, would there be an immortal tiger wandering around the Tang country side?
Wujing is More Immortal than Sun Wukong
What if Wukong bites Wujing? Then what happens?
Beautiful question, is he now 9x immortal or 18c immortal? also; do we need to eat the whole Wujing? Or just some of him?
I am living for this discourse
Okay so I wasn't able to find much on what Wukong's stomach capacity would likely be, but I did find a couple of studies where they detailed how much individual macaque monkeys were fed, one being 100g (measured in mLs) and the other being 120g. So if Wukong would need a stomachful to get a proportionate amount, he would need to eat upwards of 100 grams of Sha Wujing.
I know that most people portray him being all thin and willowy but you can pry canonically chubby book Tripitaka from my cold dead hands
What do you think happens when Tripitaka gets bitten by a mosquito or something
Like there's gotta be immortal mosquitoes out there is what I'm saying
Worse yet, if that tiger way at the beginning Had gotten him, would there be an immortal tiger wandering around the Tang country side?
Wujing is More Immortal than Sun Wukong
I fell asleep listening to ASMR which is not a new thing but when I woke up google was open and I had somehow typed a whole lot of nonsense into the search bar with what I assume might be my shoulderblade and my battery is at 20% (it was at 80% when I fell asleep and it usually lasts pretty well) and I'm genuinely scared like what did I do while I was out
I felt genuine relief when I checked my blog and saw that I hadn't posted anything in my sleep
I OPENED GOOGLE FIVE TIMES??? AAAAAAA????
I fell asleep listening to ASMR which is not a new thing but when I woke up google was open and I had somehow typed a whole lot of nonsense into the search bar with what I assume might be my shoulderblade and my battery is at 20% (it was at 80% when I fell asleep and it usually lasts pretty well) and I'm genuinely scared like what did I do while I was out
I felt genuine relief when I checked my blog and saw that I hadn't posted anything in my sleep
I fell asleep listening to ASMR which is not a new thing but when I woke up google was open and I had somehow typed a whole lot of nonsense into the search bar with what I assume might be my shoulderblade and my battery is at 20% (it was at 80% when I fell asleep and it usually lasts pretty well) and I'm genuinely scared like what did I do while I was out
JTTW voice claims: Illustrated edition
Kendal does not like bathtime
No no but I think all of the disciples should have weird animal/demon mannerisms that baffle their poor Master every step of the way.
Like Tripitaka gets used to Wukong doing weird monkey things after a while but is completely taken aback when Pigsy gets really really excited about something one day and gets the zoomies (apparently very common in happy pigs). Or he's like "Wujing is basically just a really weird looking human" only to see Sandy drop something and casually bend over to pick it up in a way that would logically break his back in seven different places.
Or if he sees them all have the exact same weird reaction to something. Like they find something they don't understand and Tripitaka watches all three of his disciples tilt their heads at forty-five degree angles to study it with identical gormless expressions. They still have no idea why he immediately started laughing.
As promised, here ya go!
This is the first time i drew all of them :)
IT'S REAL
Tripitaka and his four confused golden retriever puppies disciples