[lylylylylylylylyly]

I want to delete all my social medias and disappear but then i’ll be bored

[nickelodeonhistory]

a deleted scene from the 2001 spongebob episode “just one bite.” it was cut from future airings due to complaints that it was too violent. 

[doubletrouble7997]

THIS ACTUALY HAPPENED! I THOUGHT I FUCKING MADE THIS SHIT UP IN A DREAM OR SOME FUCKING SHIT. MY LIFE IS COMPLETE NOW!!!

[dulect]

person: you're pretty cool!

me: oh my god prepare to be very disappointed

[marcosllorente]

About me. Some people think I’m the cutest one in my family. Those people being my grandma… who’s dead now. Never mind about my dead grandma. All I’m saying is that I like fries. I like dipping them in my milkshake. Is that weird? It’s actually really tasty. Would you like to try that with me sometime?

[official-portugal]

twitter

[belldomar]

A quick translation:

Dude: OK, guys, let’s assign the disasters. Hum, tsunami. Who wants the tsunami?

2004: Yeah, I’ll have the tsunami.

Dude: OK, 2004 has the tsunami. 2012, do you still want the asteroid?

2012: Nah, no need.

Dude: Cool, let’s schedule that for 2030. OK, 2020, I have-

2020: FIRES.

Dude: OK, we can do fires, no problem-

2020: NUCLEAR TENSION.

Dude: Fires and… nuclear tension?

2020: PANDEMIC.

Dude: 2020, you can’t just- just have EVERYTHING-

2020: KOBE BRYANT DIES IN A HELICOPTER ACCIDENT.

1986: Wh-who’s Kobe Bryant?

1347: Heli-what?

Dude: So, you’re asking for fires, nuclear tension, a pandemic AND the death of basketball legend in your year!?

2020: TILL MARCH.

Dude: C’mon. Guys, help me with this.

1986: I would say something, but… CHERNOBYL! Oops, am I right?

2014: At least you still have the twin towers.

2000: Wait, what do you mean?

1347: I agree that 2020 is pushing it-

1945: YOU’RE LITERALLY- You’re the high point of the Bubonic plague!

1347: Oh, much apologies, Sir TWO ATONIC BOMBS!

1945: It’s ATOMIC, you f*ing medieval-

1347: Who are you calling medieval, G.I. Joe. Go play with your-

1945: Here we go again-

2000: Now, seriously, what-

1: Y’all want BREAD?!

1347, with a funny accent: Look at me! I have ME.DI.CI.NE.

[bob-belcher]

[memesandlaughs]

[the-memedaddy]

me irl

[gostle]

me laying in bed at night thinking about how ugly i am

[catchymemes]

[im-the-batmann]

[eyelid-movies-deactivated202301]

[pettycentral]

[animalwoonz]

[catchymemes]

[scissorfun]

two trucks finding their soulmates

[evil-puppie]

two trucks finding love

two trucks finding love

[bionicbunny]

[brainstatic]

[0x202f]

I will always add the follow up to this.

[dayvan]

[porterr-robinson]

[kitchenwitchupinthisbitch]

“What’s the watermelon fo- Oh!”

[base-and-superstructure]

my followers slappin me after i make another post on tunglr.com