REAL LIVE BIRD!

(not clickbait! gone wrong!)

[potemkinjuice]

my favorite thing about doing theater is that it’s the easiest way to make queer friends who aren’t cooler than you

[potemkinjuice]

is this funny or no

[potemkinjuice]

picked up this book at the library cause i was like “oh haha blackwood like martin blackwood (i love martin blackwood) and it took 3 days for me to remember he’s literally named after this author😭😭

[potemkinjuice]

and now i have two nickels courtesy of clive barker

[necarion]

They should just bite the bullet and make a female James Bond. Hot, athletic, suave. She wears tuxedos with a somewhat feminine cut, drinks vodka martinis, drives sports cars, and goes by "James", because why not.

Also, because this is incredibly important to Bond for some reason, she needs to be an incredibly predatory, womanizing lesbian. Some perfectly happy married straight woman needs to become gay by the end of the movie.

We live in the future, and we can admit that all of the cool things that a Male James Bond can do are things a Female James Bond can do. But at all costs, we need to avoid making this thing feel "woke" of self-aware. If Female Bond is not exactly as toxic and awesome as any of the male ones, we will have failed, and might as well be making another franchise.

[potemkinjuice]

and obviously jodie comer should play her

[potemkinjuice]

i think i’d play a wonderful evan hansen because i truly passionately from the depths of my soul HATE evan hansen, and i think that’s what the role needs

[edettethegreat]

elias: how will I mark jon with every entity? I must be cunning and clever to carefully manipulate him

meanwhile jon: hey Jared can you turn my bones real quick? Im heading into the buried

[potemkinjuice]

realizing the goons from the 2012 lorax are 100% how i picture breekon and hope

[redlobter]

Episode forty six, Literary Heights. She exing on my altiora till I jump out the window

[potemkinjuice]

and what if i got a lichtenberg tramp stamp…

[thearxhiver]

i feel like a lot less people would hate jurgen leitner if it wasn’t for the rant like i have never seen any analyses about him he could be such an interesting character to more people if everyone didn’t just hear the rant or [extended sounds of brutal pipe murder] and not think of him any more than that

like the way he haunts the narrative for the first two seasons and serves as such a catalyst for jon’s spiral and basically a lot of his entire character arc/backstory and how marking all of his books with his name would lead him to be so hated by anyone who interacted with them

no one seems to think much into these thing from what i’ve seen so far i’m sure there are other people who have but i’ve not seen them yet

[potemkinjuice]

coming out as a jurgen leitner enjoyer 😔😔 harder than coming out as gay lowk..

[unseen-statement]

Imagining a new fear for the magnus archives, I'll try to put it into words here.

The fear of consumption. The fear of not just eating too much but being too much. Almost a cross between the flesh and the lonely? The fear that one's presence is so inherently bad that they just take stuff by existing. Maybe it presents as stuff literally disappearing when someone that person is around, but they didn't take it they just... existed there. Kind of the desolation but less focused on the things you love. Because the thing that disappears could be some important family heirloom, or it could just be some random candy wrapper left out. It also could present as someone giving everything they own away, being "charitable" but it's really some creature in their house convincing them that their existence is wrong and awful so they need to give it away.

[potemkinjuice]

i’ll have you know there’s some realllllyyy freaky fanfiction on ao3 about the consumption 😝

[potemkinjuice]

okay guys i’m not very pro turning everything into a live action movie/show and i think a magnus archives animated series would change my life forever BUT if we are fancasting TMA chris fleming IS michael distortion. watch the way this man moves in one standup show and tell me he is not an avatar of the spiral

[potemkinjuice]

i know he’s talking about pine martens but “an adorable wee bear that needs to be protected” is a CRAZY read on martin martin by jason north

[potemkinjuice]

relistening to all of tma in order and i am LIVING for jon and melanie’s immediate bitch-off their first five minutes of knowing each other

[puppymolars]

Sheldon cooper, the opening to The Stranger by Albert Camus, Jonathan Sims TMA

[potemkinjuice]

beginning to wonder if i subconsciously chose to get my first tattoo on my upper thigh bc that’s where my cutie mark would go

[forbes]

“You will get knocked down over and over again, and you win by getting back up.” - Elizabeth Holmes, winner of the 2015 Forbes Under 30 Summit Doers Award.

[potemkinjuice]

you win by lying to investors 😌

[potemkinjuice]

wrestling is drag