well fuck me, i guess

someone's bisexual dad thinks i'm funny. he/they. terfs fuck off i hate you and you have no friends.

[theropoda]

[skullforbrains]

something is wrong with everyone on this website it’s like fucking chernobyl in here

[this-is-trans-joy]

bigender ryan gosling ftw

[resident-idiot-simp]

[troutreznor]

https://blinkies.cafe

[infestuous]

this post really attracted the lamest people in the fucking world

[magnoliamyrrh]

the year is 2035. the new beauty standard is for women to cut their ears off, as ears are a masculine trait which make the face look too big and hearing isnt necessary as it doesnt align with being demure. evil feminists say perhaps this is unnecessary and ears are natural. women are agressively proclaiming they are cutting their ears off due to sensory issues

[toskarinfr]

they've yet to make an experience more bewildering and confusing than trying to pick up a rpg after more than a week

[toskarinfr]

coming back to a platformer after a year: man, I used to be able to make those jumps! I'm so washed...

coming back to an rpg after less than a week and a half:

[ravioliet]

under my tyrannical rule all characters will be on the aroace spectrum

[insomniac-arrest]

"I wasted my 20s", cool man, just in time for all the gay sex and weird tattoos you're about to have in your 30s

[sanrio-stud]

there should be coming of age stories for people turning 30

[chiarrara]

why was messi lowkey serving saddam hussein hiding spot

[darkspaceboytoy]

One day I will be your early 30s mutual. Take my hand and come with me

[oneheadtoanother]

after being offered the role of poop

[charl0ttan]

fmk air water food

fuck food marry air kill food fuck water

[sylph-of-gender]

that's not how this works. that's not how this works at all.

[charl0ttan]

awww wehwehwehweh weh googajjagaff mm goodagaba mazoozoo

[6mayhem]

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

[quinnactually]

that's MS. substance abuser to you

[6mayhem]

sorry women sorry sorry sorry you can kick me really hard in the head

[hotvampireadjacent]

[cutecipher]

got grabbed after mischief

[cutecipher]

again

[rickybabyboy]

some one call my lawyer i am being unfairly grabbed

[cat-fandom]

Have you considered not being so grabable?

[rickybabyboy]

have you considered respectful to me

[slimetony]

Haters will see you put on a condom and say he can’t afford to raise a child

[teaboot]

Why would you have sex with your haters randy

[slimetony]

I’m not really in any position to be picky