well fuck me, i guess

someone's bisexual dad thinks i'm funny. he/they. terfs fuck off i hate you and you have no friends.

[theropoda]

[skullforbrains]

something is wrong with everyone on this website it’s like fucking chernobyl in here

[my-dailydreams]

[pissvortex]

Excuse me heroin addicted teenage Walmart employee can you unlock the cabinet full of things to put up my ass please

[pissvortex]

Yeah I was hoping to need to have it rescanned by one of your other employees at the self checkout as well as having it visually inspected by the elderly receipt cop as well

[gettinontopic]

"All masculinity is awarded"

BLACK MEN ARE DYING! MASC BLACK WOMAN ARE DYING! SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sunshine-units]

“transgender men dont need a new label to describe their oppression! there is one already. its called transphobia”

omg so true bestie we should keep pushing the narrative that “man” is the default state of being. im super transfeminist btw.

[symdog]

"no you can't control the computer because uh that would be user unfriendly" <- shit they expect us to believe

[thequeenoftheentiregoddamnworld]

Hey, hey, look me in the eyes when I tell you this okay? The whole "do trans women or trans men have it worse?" debate going on right now is the most obvious CIA bullshit on earth cause honestly we've both got it pretty shitty and fighting each other isn't helping anyone

[qcharlie]

please god watch this right now

[fangirltothefullest]

The editing of this video is hysterical and genius- they switch between so many editing styles to reflect exactly what kind of thing they're going for in each segment its GREAT.

[orcboxer]

I have just combined all rice in the world into a single rouse

[sneebertdeebert]

Sneebert Deebert

[orcboxer]

[unalivejournal]

[segamascott]

[shinyivysaur]

[my-dailydreams]

[enki2]

[sluttynurse]

me in the not-so-distant future of 2032 taking my beautiful wife out for a walk on a foggy day: damn it's like silent hill up in this bitch! 😂

my wife: fuck you you say that every time it's a little foggy outside. you haven't even played the games. i hate you so much

our clone of former beatles drummer ringo starr who we normally keep locked in our basement but is currently joining us for his allotted 30 minutes of weekly outside time: ringo!

[sunsetbuddie]

when you say something awkward and stupid in a social situation that probably no one will remember except you for the rest of time

[captain-price-returns]