being mashed

[potatowithpurpose]

nigh incomprehensible memes are my specialty

[sextuspompey]

the Cc in emails stands for Cuck chair

[escuerzoresucitado]

[kaffeekatze]

Sehr gute Tipps, bitte weitersagen

[oblivioustothevampirediaries]

Wie war das nochmal mit der Brandmauer?

[crazy-brazilian]

same bro

[dufrau]

i dont think straight people should be allowed to do "enemies to lovers" i think if a man is your enemy you need to trust that you were correct the first time and slay him in battle

[noknowshame]

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

[laterkiss]

i should've locked in when i was thirteen

[kooldewd123]

every now and then i am reminded of nintendo's official solution to the wii u pro controller not having gyro controls and it never fails to send me into hysterics

[kooldewd123]

i think the wrist strap is what really pushes this over the edge for me. can't forget about the wrist strap.

[miraclemaya]

dress up is one of the most important pillars of gameplay that is often ignored by game developers to disasterous results

[crabanarchy]

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

[crabanarchy]

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

[heavensghost]

Words by Mary Oliver engraved in rock

[batmanshole]

crisp glass of water moodboard

[patrickbatemanamericanpsycho]

When the group chat arguing and bro starts messaging you privately

[ozempicofficial]

[1dietcokeinacan]

It’s all corrupt girl