Terminus, tout le monde descend

"This mandatory identification to complete the photograph of marginalized culture of mindless freaks." French goat. RVA. Old enough

[potoman]

AI will never get to experience the deliciousness of a steak burrito from a local Salvadoran place & this is why AGI will never happen. Consciousness is embodied.

[potoman]

The Shape Of Punk To Come Obliterated

The Shape of Punk to Come: A Chimerical Bombination in 12 Bursts, often shortened to The Shape of Punk to Come, is the third album by Swedis

I’m with you in Rockland where the faculties of the skull no longer admit the worms of the senses

[potoman]

Meanwhile in the USofA we learn how to BUILD YOUR SOUL

[potoman]

trust me, we'll all die alone. no one will notice or know. wrong side of history. we are already there. we're quietly sinking. clench your fists. let your fingers carve holes in your hands, and invent. clench your fists. let your fingers carve holes in your hands.

[potoman]

This is going to be an interesting show

[thagomizersshow]

You ever think about how weird hippos are ecologically speaking?

There's literally no other megafauna on earth that spends the entire day lounging around in water, mostly just socializing, only to come onto land to feed at night.

I remember when I used to do education programs on hippos, most people assumed they ate aquatic plants, and that that's the whole reason they were in water. Meanwhile, hippos are basically just giant nocturnal cows that eat only grass.

[weaselle]

most animals that start adapting to live more of their lives in water:

"i must grow my bones lighter and less dense so that i don't get trapped on the bottom and may float easier in this new environment"

hippos: "denser. heavier bones. MOAR dense. Make sink the most."

mother nature: but how will you get off the bottom when you sink?

hippos: Make muscles more too, give all muscle.

mother nature: and to stay warm in the water? a big layer of fat?

hippos: no! no fat only muscle.

mother nature: o....kay. And, you eat aquatic plants, that's why you spend so much time in the water?

hippos: lol no. eat land grass, like cow.

mother nature: i see. right. You eat mostly grass, so, flat grinding teeth?

hippos: hell no. big spike teeth. sharp big teeth. Biggest

mother nature: what, like lions? 3 inch fangs?

hippos: course not. giant fuck-off teeth, 18 inches. Also, not just one pair, three pairs of giant sharp teeth. give

mother nature: but you eat... grass?

hippos: yeah. lol. Sometimes eat a zebra tho. Or a antelope. Maybe eat a crocodile, you don't know. Give all teeth, giant fuck-off teeth. Most bone! most muscle! most teeth! Me.

mother nature: y'know what? fuck it, sure, here you go

hippo: ...

hippo: i'm very angry now

[weaselle]

so idk about layers, and they are not all the same size, but they have three pairs of large sharp teeth on each side of their mouth, or you could say six pairs of ...? anyway they have a bunch of molars you can barely see through the gums, and then they have these teeth:

looks like this in the mouth

so those are their, yeah i guess actually six pair of giant fuck-off teeth

[potoman]

Over 3000 pounds of fuck you with 18 inches teeth running at 19 mph in your direction, what are you gonna do?

[soothifying-sounds-asmr]

Medieval Dance by Andrey Vinogradov

[a-singing-dragonfly-deactivated]

BRUH

[anthropologist-on-the-loose]

For those curious, the instrument is called a hurdy gurdy and did in fact exist in medieval Europe.

[sourcreammachine]

yooo that’s the smoothest gurdy i’ve ever heard

[mugwomps]

This guy plays as if he were the original artist

[elodieunderglass]

Tumblr always makes exactly the same jokes whenever spotting a hurdy-gurdy and I love it.

[potoman]

I can never remember the name of this instrument in English. Hurdy-gurdy? Excuse me but what is that, Humpty Dumpty's brother? Anyway, pardon my french but I'll keep calling it une vielle à roue.

And more metal bands should use one.

[thewindowofthesummerhouse]

Pascal Blanché

[potoman]

Stocked that Soul Glo is the first hardcore band to play live on tiny desk. "Oh, and in a Tiny Desk of several firsts, a mosh pit broke out in the office; I'm still smiling about it."

[markvomit]

[potoman]

Be open to propaganda

[potoman]

The only pillar between heaven & ground

[mapsontheweb]

Parts of the country where self-service gas pumping is illegal.

[unterwaesche]

I didn’t know about New Jersey’s law so imagine my shock when a pump jockey sprinted at my car and kicked my door shut when I tried to get out to get gas. I rolled down my window and asked him “Is there a law against pumping your own gas or something?” And he looked at me like I’M nuts and just said “…yes?”

[humanityinahandbag]

okay but imagine this in the reverse. when i left new jersey as a driver for the first time and sat in my car for about ten minutes wondering where the attendant was until a nice man tapped on my window and just said the words “New Jersey?” and when I nodded he told me to get out of the car so he could teach me how to pump gas (and nicely didn’t laugh at me when I shot gas out of the nozzle across the side of my car).

[anonymousalchemist]

me and the boys (all from new jersey) went on a road trip out of state and had to get gas and it ended up being sort of a Group Puzzle for the gang as we huddled around the gas pump and nozzle and tank and whatnot. just picture five people standing around the gas tank opening like its part of an escape room. it was very silly.

[potoman]

[potoman]

But that would make me a bad Indian, which contradicts that old saying, you know the one, "the only good Indian is a dead Indian" well I'm a bad Indian. And I'm here.

[potoman]

I totally forgot it was released as a 3D movie

[potoman]

Ah yes, Capital, my favorite true crime book, thanks Spotify

[potoman]

German punk without lyrics makes me feel I hear things like "Alles geht kaputt". Great song regardless.

[potoman]

Bro wake up, new Harm's way is out, let's lift while listening to it