the only thing I'm good at is running.

I go by Lorc, Lorcan, and new found nickname: "Lorcy-pup." I'm in my 5th year of Hogwarts and I am in Slytherin House. I'm usually found alone, reading books, pranking, listening to music.. I don't bite, so feel free to join me if you'd like. My brother is Lysander Scamander, you've probably seen him around. We look nothing alike, act nothing alike, but somehow.. we're twins. He's the more 'well-behaved' one of us two, but I'm the more attractive one. Come by for a chat soon, yeah?

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To be blunt, I wouldn’t mind some rubbage.

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That can be arranged~

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I'm surprised Albus isn't getting all mad at me for agreeing with testicles. 

[albusseverusjr-blog]

albus i miss you so

i would enjoy being jacked off

and im sure lorcan would enjoy some rubbage also

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Why was I born with such a self-indulgent penis.

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I would enjoy some buttfucking.

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To be blunt, I wouldn't mind some rubbage.

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You’re looking good Lorcy-pup. Are we going on a date? Will we hook up with AJ and Albus? If so don’t forget to do your hair down here~

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-touches up hair that Lorcan jr. is referring to- 

I dunno if we are. But with looks like these, I'm bound to be irresistible. -smirks-

[famousgents]

[lorcansjr-blog]

I think this was after LJ+AJ bonding time.

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…. I don’t smoke near Albus, though.

[potteralbuss-blog]

…so LJ+Lorcy-pup time?

-waggles eyebrows-

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-widens eyes-

I.. er… I don’t know…

[lorcansjr-blog]

Don’t worry, your secret’s safe with me buddy.

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-says nothing-

[famousgents]

[lorcansjr-blog]

I think this was after LJ+AJ bonding time.

[lorcanvenopus-blog]

…. I don’t smoke near Albus, though.

[potteralbuss-blog]

…so LJ+Lorcy-pup time?

-waggles eyebrows-

[lorcanvenopus-blog]

-widens eyes-

I.. er... I don't know...

[famousgents]

[lorcansjr-blog]

I think this was after LJ+AJ bonding time.

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.... I don't smoke near Albus, though.

[potteralbuss-blog]

-clears throat- 

…So.

Nice day today huh?

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-licks lips, still smiling- Oh, absolutely. 

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potteralbuss replied to your post: potteralbuss replied to your post: woops im on an…

If it pleases you goodsir.

Well, hm… I dunno, I’ve seen you quite a lot lately.

[potteralbuss-blog]

-cough- Right.

I… er. Heh.

K.

[lorcanvenopus-blog]

............... -smirks-

[craftykinkster]

Oh, I’ll give you head alright…

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-just gonna

put this here-

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potteralbuss replied to your post: potteralbuss replied to your post: woops im on an...

If it pleases you goodsir.

Well, hm... I dunno, I've seen you quite a lot lately.

[lorcanvenopus-blog]

potteralbuss replied to your post: woops im on an rp blog oh well NIALL HORAN FAN...

I never replied to this. Woops. 

Don't worry. Shall I do an Albus spam?

[lorcanvenopus-blog]

woops im on an rp blog

oh well

NIALL HORAN FAN LORCAN txT IT xxoxoxo　

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“Because I’m Irish.” -Niall Horan

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CAUSE ONE DIRECTION PEOPLE FOLLOW ME AND CAN REBOOB DA SHET OUT OF IT RYT???

[lorcansjr-blog]

Lorcan.

Looooorcan.

Lorrrrc.

When can I see ASJ again?

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Whenever Albus is ready to. Pfft. I don’t know.

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I really like his pe… him -shy smile- -bats lashes-

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Since when did you have eyela-- nevermind that. 

Uh, well, we'll arrange... a.. uh.. date for you two.

[lorcansjr-blog]

Lorcan.

Looooorcan.

Lorrrrc.

When can I see ASJ again?

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Whenever Albus is ready to. Pfft. I don't know.

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potteralbuss replied to your post: potteralbuss replied to your post: When me and...

........ Wat.