always forward

Hey, there! Welcome to my multifandom mess of a blog, where I ship a lot of shit, watch a lot of shows, and even write from time to time. Also, dogs. (gifs not mine!)

[hvstla-deactivated20130330]

If my jokes offend you:

I’m sorry

It won’t happen again

1 & 2 are lies 

You’re a pussy

[meladoodle]

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

[firelorcl]

a dentist

[turkeyimportedfrommassachusetts]

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

[cheaphalloweencostume]

my mom came home from the thrift store nearly in joyful tears and pulled this out of her shopping bag with utter glee

[theshitneyspears]

2017: dumb bitch

2018: sad bitch

2019: bad bitch

[radomnicestuff]

LET’S GO

[mobeanz]

It is pitch black outside and someone is mowing their lawn

[savory-n-sweet]

power move

[mobeanz]

Update: the someone is my father

[savory-n-sweet]

does he have a flashlight

[mobeanz]

“dad did you have a flashlight?”

“no”

“how did you see?”

“moon.”

[forsimplicityssake]

sounds like a dad to me

[lucidartist]

EVERYBODY SHOULD READ THIS!!!!!!!!! REBLOG…IT CAN SAVE A LIFE OR TWO!!! WARNING: Some knew about the red light on cars, but not Dialing 112. An UNMARKED police car pulled up behind her and put his lights on. Lauren’s parents have always told her to never pull over for an unmarked car on the side of the road, but rather to wait until they get to a gas station, etc. Lauren had actually listened to her parents advice, and promptly called, 112 on her cell phone to tell the police dispatcher that she would not pull over right away. She proceeded to tell the dispatcher that there was an unmarked police car with a flashing red light on his rooftop behind her. The dispatcher checked to see if there were police cars where she was and there weren’t, and he told her to keep driving, remain calm and that he had back up already on the way.  Ten minutes later 4 cop cars surrounded her and the unmarked car behind her. One policeman went to her side and the others surrounded the car behind. They pulled the guy from the car and tackled him to the ground. The man was a convicted rapist and wanted for other crimes. I never knew about the 112 Cell Phone feature. I tried it on my AT&T phone & it said, “Dialing Emergency Number.” Especially for a woman alone in a car, you should not pull over for an unmarked car. Apparently police have to respect your right to keep going on to a safe place. *Speaking to a service representative at Bell Mobility confirmed that 112 was a direct link to State trooper info. So, now it’s your turn to let your friends know about “Dialing, 112” You may want to send this to every Man, Woman & Youngster you know; it may well save a life.  This applies to ALL 50 states PLEASE PASS ALONG TO FRIENDS AND FAMILY, IT CAN SAVE A LIFE….

[myinterpretation5]

Works in Canada too guys, just tried it!

[louie-key]

Reblogging for anyone of the feminine preference that follow me. (Or for general knowledge.)

[unfortunatepills]

112 is actually a universal emergency number, it works all over the world. So if you don’t know the specific regional emergency number (like 911) just dial 112 and you will get help.

[ghostlybitchwitch]

My aunt’s cat is very shy and hides when there are guests in her house. She semi-trusts my parents and will at least be in the same room as them. Tonight, my dad made some progress:

[whereshadowsmakeshadows-deactiv]

Filling out course evaluations for classes you did shitty in

[randomdcrambles-deactivated2024]

I know the ship is small, like really tiny, but is there a part of anyone, even just a little bit that ships Ralph and Caitlin, especially after this episode (5x8) like me?

[diablocodys]

He texted me. He said he’s fine but couldn’t say where he is. 

Community 3.06 (2009-2015) Dir. Joe Russo

[leytongifs]

leyton in every episode: 5x05 i forgot to remember to forget

[timsutton]

just found out there’s a fetish thing called fin-dom where rich people get off on sending vast amounts of money to people who verbally abuse them and hey just sayin if you’re into that hmu, i got a paypal and i’m mean

[yeezus-fish]

when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool

[tukut]

ur mom hands u a glass of orange juice. u take a sip. its not orange juice. its stirred egg yolks. u spit them all out. u ask ur mom why. she turns around. its not ur mom. its me. ur mom is gone. im ur mother now

[nishlo-deactivated20151015]

these old spice commercials have been getting really crazy lately 

[becughmitchell]

- Jake, I cannot believe you’re gonna lose Nana’s apartment. We grew up together. We used to hang out there every day after school.

[teen-wolf-archive]

[amysantiage]