[potterhead-4-ever]

Headcon that in an alternate universe instead of CC JKR writes a book or two on malfoy's POV where we get told how drastoria came into being so dramione isn't shipped as much as it is

[potterhead-4-ever]

In PoA (book)

Harry: Oh f*ck, I literally blew up my aunt I’m sooooo in trouble. Aaaaaaaaa!!!! what am I gonna do????

Also Harry: I know what I’m gonna do, I’m gonna go to Diagon Alley, the place where all my money is and where hundreds of people go everyday. The Ministry’s never gonna guess that I’m gonna go there.

[potterhead-4-ever]

In some other universe (in Harry's sixth year)

*midnight*

Ron: *yawning* I think I'm gonna go to bed now.

Hermione: mind if I slyther in.

Ron: what??

Hermione: *turning to Harry* did I say that loudly?

Harry:

Hermione:

Harry: yes

[potterhead-4-ever]

Whatever you do, do not, warning, NEVER:

- Imagine a 22-25 year old Petunia completely breaking down after reading the letter that Dumbledore left with Harry 

- Petunia actually promising not to let Harry get to know the truth about his  parents so that he didn’t meet the same end as her sister

- Her not being able to sleep for days for not making up with Lily 

- Her thinking she was looking at lily when she first met Ginny 

- Her always treating Ginny like her own daughter because she saw lily in her

- Her never letting Harry or Ginny scold lily 

- Her being super proud of Harry for defeating her sister’s murderer

[potterhead-4-ever]

I have a headcon and the moment I thought of it, it became my instant favorite.

It’s that hermione got sooooo pissed the dra- malferret wrote weasley is our king that before gryffindor vs hufflepuff, when no one was looking hermione transfigured malferret into a quaffle and that's what they were using in the match