#malferret

[theonlyrealthing]

Remember all those fanfics written by 13 y/o, in which the Weasleys are all the worst possible villains? Arthur and Molly are control freaks, the Twins KILL ppl for fun, Ron is 100% horrid and violent, and Ginny is a whore that simultaneously sleeps with any guy and get jealous of Harmione. Also Draco, Ms. Bella and Riddle are hot af.

I find it so funny, cos 1) they’re interpreting the characters so wrong it’s actually hilarious, 2) the basis for their discriminatory bias is that the Weasley’s are’t hot enough.

I don’t know what they’ve been smoking, but last time I checked, Malfoy is a pale ferrit, and Voldy has a snake’s face. Meanwhile Ron is tall, gangly and muscly, with girls like Lavender giggling after him. And need I remind you all how hot GINEVRA WEASLEY is?

Honestly, get the films and Tom Felton out of your head, and you’d know that no one beats the Weasley’s on hotness. And Harry and Hermione definitely agree with me.

[crimsonbastard]

Beauty and Privilege will take you a long way!

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[mytoesfelloff]

It could have been Umbridge herself and I still wouldn’t have felt an ounce sympathy for him. Why? Because he’s a shit person who was in the middle of trying to attack another student and instead met his match and met someone who would return that asshole energy. I even hesitate to say that Fake Moody returned that same energy because Malfoy has done things ranging from trying to harm his rival while his back was turned to trying to make him fall out of the sky in front of the whole school (all of that bs was done before moody even casted the spell) and in return FM spun him around in the air and embarrassed him in front of like 20 people, max. If you’re punching someone in the face and then someone else goes up to you and shoves you to the ground I will not feel sorry for you, why? Because in the middle of doing something bad you got clocked due to your own shitty behavior, that’s why I don’t feel bad for Draco. He played a stupid game and won a stupid prize and he’s old enough to realize that people WILL eventually retaliate against his behavior.

If you think that means my morals are messed up then I guess they are, along with my sense of humor because after all of these years that scene is still ✨I M M A C U L A T E✨ and one of the funniest non-Ron focused scenes.

[princesserica84]

When someone says that Dramione could be canon...

[potterhead-4-ever]

I have a headcon and the moment I thought of it, it became my instant favorite.

It’s that hermione got sooooo pissed the dra- malferret wrote weasley is our king that before gryffindor vs hufflepuff, when no one was looking hermione transfigured malferret into a quaffle and that's what they were using in the match

[mimiteyy]

honestly ur art is so good that stevonnie was amazing

omg thank you!! this is really nice im squealin

[samanthacblack18]

My poor pure white mistreated little ferret...