Nobody Likes Bob's Bug Stories

bored af

[perfectlyweepingtree]

Nutshells

[eunnieboo]

thinking about her

[staaryaaarn-deactivated20250418]

[onlyjellyillputinmybelly]

This uprooted a deep memory of mine and now I’m just having an existential crisis

[stevienick]

Hunter Schafer Discusses Euphoria.

[kicking-names-taking-ass]

Acknowledging your privilege doesn’t make you a bad person

[jay-kwellyn]

AKNOWLEDGING YOUR PRIVILEGE DOESNT MAKE YOU A BAD PERSON!!

[gagbay]

[lochiels]

Morgana Pendragon, Merlin (S03E05)

[sirfrogsworth]

He doesn’t look a day over 129. 

[thefrogman]

This is Jonathan the Great Tortoise. 

He lives at the Governor’s mansion on St. Helena island in the South Atlantic. (The final resting place of Napoleon Bonaparte.) He spends his days hanging out on a perfectly manicured lawn with his best friend Fred and his mate Emma. 

Here is a pic of him (left) as a young whippersnapper in 1886.

Jonathan might not look a day over 129, but he is not completely immune to the aging process. He has lost most of his vision due to cataracts. His hearing is still pretty good and he really enjoys listening to people playing tennis. 

Despite his advanced age Jonathan is still a sex machine. His handlers say his libido is quite strong to this day. Here he is posting thirst trap to Instagram. 

After he uses his powers of seduction he’ll get busy with Emma. 

Or Fred.

Did I mention the world’s oldest tortoise is bisexual? 

Nice. 

[camb99-cbmi6]

Iconic.

[jemelle]

cause of death: jenny shepard (1/?) ➜ silver war

[alexcabotgifs]

Alex Cabot in 2x01 Wrong is Right.

[chris-evans]

relatable

[grungegoths]

[lorelaigilmoure]

Shut up! I beg your pardon, “Shut up”?

[chickenfarmersan]

[alamuts-lair-of-madness]

At least show us the bison!

[chickenfarmersan]

[thestenchofcheeseandregrets]

[instantkarma83]

Oh the drama of it all

[tealcat001-deactivated20240324]

This Man possesses more common sense than half the tourists of the world. You see a wild animal, you give it plenty ot space. You don’t walk up close try to snap a bunch of picture, then womder why you’re dead.

[imekasf]

I love that every time this shows up on my feed, there’s a new chapter added to it.

[chewbacca]

You know this is no place for a child. Wherever I go, he goes.

THE MANDALORIAN SEASON 2 — (Oct. 30th)

[purgastories]

[stellagibson]

#1000000% fed up with listening to men’s shit

[moviesandfood]

The Witches of Eastwick

[potterintheskywiththedoctor]

tumblr show me some ncis moots i’ve just binged and i’m in love with jack sloane