A low functioning adult

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[lauraneedstochill]

“The Pitt” characters + tumblr posts that are definitely about them part 1 (original posts: x, x, x, x, x, x, x, x) (part 2, 3, 4, 5)

[smolsnoozes]

[swearphil]

THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE TWO TOWERS (2002) dir. Peter Jackson

It's all wrong. By rights, we shouldn't even be here, but we are. It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger they were, and sometimes you didn't want to know the end because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come, and when the sun shines, it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you, that meant something even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now.

[maxknightley]

has anyone noticed that working for a living sucks ass

[dragongirlbunny]

maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth

[dragongirlbunny]

bleeding

[bruceyboy31]

how can you say they’re not romantic when they’re literally orpheus and eurydice

[princesscas]

"edit images with AI-- search with AI-- control your life with AI--"

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

[fiollaigean]

[hjbender]

[sharkchunks]

Okay, but this does make the meme into a trilogy.

[michaelwheelers]

Our fates are sealed. But I think we have one move left.

We can try.

[monidoll]

"nobody is judging you" wrong, my mother is seemingly always judging every single stranger she sees

[odin-n-out]

I feel absolute rage when i call An Office and have to sit through a 5 minute recording telling me I can just use their website thanks!!! I can’t! Believe it or not I’m a child of the internet age who went on your website and it was shit!! Get me a human person!!!!

[odin-n-out]

[teaandinanity]

[scribeofpnakotis]

any government department: ~you can use our website~

me, 2 hours on hold: I really fucking cannot

[sandmandaddy69]

[tawnyisacolor]

the sexual tension between me and a tattoo i don’t have money for right now

[r0zeclawz]

what the fuck makes phone apps so cocky as to send me notifications telling me to use it. my grocery list app straight up went "you havent made a list in a while! 🙂" are you out of your fucking mind. you are a program. why are you speaking to me like youre my equal. i could replace you with a pen and the back of a receipt. idiot. i kill you now

[patricidemutual]

how it feels to find fruit in the fridge thats gone bad you forgot to eat

[archivegeo-deactivated20260222]

got a major pest problem this year actually

[thelatecaptainpierce]