JELLY TIME BOIIISSSS

Hi! Someone once called me Jelly and i liked it so its my name now. Just a friendly neighborhood clown! she/they, ace lesbian, and I stream on twitch BARELY woohoo (twitch.tv/itsjelly_live eyes emoji) but yea i play vibeo ganes now still love yall Also im funny in discord https://discord.gg/4T35p2wGqa

[bi-shop]

we are so excited to announce that we will be opening the Children's Pizza Restaurant from the hit horror game franchise There's Murders At This Children's Pizza Restaurant

[fellshish]

i’m so glad goncharov happened pre ai slop era

[romanitas]

#weird way to describe 1973 but i guess it’s accurate

[thatsbelievable]

[goldensunset]

[pocketss]

distressing things to say to your friends

[monstrous-ideas]

Its been five years of it’s august and the flow of time still haunts me

[scuffledig]

all roads lead to yuri. START WALKING

[polartss]

Suddenly I'm holding the world in my arms

[the-fuckwizard]

I'm going to see Hadestown tonight you guys! Yay!

[onlyjellyillputinmybelly]

crossing over this pedestrian bridge and waking up in the shadow realm

[sufjansjoy]

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

[sufjansjoy]

wow

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[joyflameball]

[onlyjellyillputinmybelly]

what is it with mothers and ending off a lovely night with some stupid fucking criticism that immediately ruins everything

[innerchildabortionclinic]

just saw the phrase "abortionable amount of weeks pregnant"

[killuazedykee]

[onlyjellyillputinmybelly]

[t00thpasteface]

me before i get my paycheck: i'm so excited to spend this on essentials and save the rest wisely

me as soon as that direct deposit hits: you know i've always wanted to learn the theremin

[lavagoth]

[matthejew-blog]

i see you’ve noticed me tamping down the soft earth

[namethatghostling]

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr