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[daddiesdrarryy]

Draco: Seriously, Potter, how many of you freaks do I have to fight?

Harry: Oh, I’m the only one that matters, Malfoy. See, you messed with my friends, and now I’m going to fuck you

Everyone: …

Ron: It’s “fuck you up,” Harry

Harry: Wait, what did I say?

[cheridraco]

harry: I love you

harry: I said I love you

draco: you fucking better

harry: bitch

[drarryjustbecause]

Draco: Let me tell you something!

Harry: Can I go to the loo first?

Draco: Just wait wait wait, let me tell you something!

Harry: *Turns around annoyed*

Harry: What?

Draco: *Runs past him and locks himself in the toilet*

Harry: *Disbelief* You motherf-

[lgbtreynolds]

Draco: what are you doing

Harry: im working on a new spell

Draco:

Harry:

Harry: its a draco summoning spell

Draco:

Harry:

Draco:

Harry: draccio

[ravenclawh0re18]

Scorpius: Father, I want to tell you smth Draco: What is it......? Scorpius: I'm gay Draco: OH! And here I was scared that you've gotten into trouble or something!!! Me too by the way Scorpius: *relieved* Oh I'm gla- Wait DID YOU JUST SAY "ME TOO"-

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Albus: Uhh Dad, I think I might be in love with a guy Harry: Well, so long as it's not Malfoy's son, you have my blessing! Albus: ........ Harry: It-it's not Malfoy's son.... right? Albus: YOU can't blame me though, can you.....? Uncle Ron has told me quite a few stories of your school years, y'know Harry:

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Harry: Don't you think we should tell them? Draco: WE?! YOU are the one who's better at talking people, Potter! Harry: Didn't you tell me just last night how awkward I am....? Draco: Yes, but you can talk people into doing whatever you want! It's your fault we're here in this mess in the first place!!! Harry: MY FAULT?! How in the name of Dragonskin is it MY fault?! Draco: YOU WERE TALKING! Harry: ......and? Draco: Your lips were moving Harry: So.....? Draco: OH SALAZAR YOU ARE SO DAFT HOW DID YOU EVEN DEFEAT VOLDEMORT?! Harry: I had help Draco: Of course you did! You and that sweet talking mouth of yours! Harry: I still don't understand how this mess is my fault, Malfoy. Why don't you explain that to me first? Draco: You're really gonna make me say it? Harry: *confused Pikachu face* Draco: Oh Merlin's Hat! Your lips were moving! So it made me want to move mine! AGAINST YOURS!!!!! Harry: Oh....? Oh- Draco: You can be so dense sometimes I have no idea why I still love you! Harry: Well, you're such a git, and that doesn't make me love you any less either!!! Draco: You know what, telling them that we are STILL together can wait *intense makeout session* Scorpius and Albus secretly watching the whole drama unfold from under the Invisibility cloak: *look at each other* Albus: I guess having a questionable taste runs in our blood...... *kisses Scorpius* *Invisibility cloak suddenly falls off them* ....... Any ideas what's gonna happen in the next episode.....?

P.S.: Don't hate me for this, I know it's terrible but I just had to-

[jegstorler]

Pansy: So you’re dating Harry?

Draco: What? No! I’m just buying him an accessory since he has a terrible fashion sense.

Pansy: That’s literally a wedding ring.

[alltimebibliophile]

Draco: I like my men like I like my coffee..

Harry: ……..

Draco (winking at Harry): Hot, strong and first thing in the morning

Harry (Sputtering his coffee): …..

[earlgraysdeath]

Harry: uh… guys. this is my boyfriend, Draco.

James: Reggie get me my gun.

Regulus: you’ve never owned a gun.

James: we’ll damn it babe, this is the reason you should let me get one.

Regulus: we’ve seen this shit before, and i’d doubt a gun would have helped then or now.