I suggest force-deportation

this blog is satire. FU47

[potus-offical]

I feel like kicking puppies today

[isdonaldtrumpdeadyet]

Omg Trump has been missing from the White House for a week🥹🥹🥹 Maybe pride month actually took him out

From what I’ve seen, apparently he gets some routine medical treatment near the beginning of each month n then he disappears for a week to recover. HOWEVER the recovery has been longer and longer each time. The man’s health is in the gutters

[potus-offical]

I'm busy fucking your mom, that's why

[pukicho]

In this world it’s get killed or be killed

[beaniesandbells]

What’s doing the killing

[pukicho]

The Killer

[cat-found-in-an-allie]

*takes puff of cigarette* I knew The Killer once... he told me his real name was Jeffery....

[potus-offical]

Wha- he's back?! Wga- oh. False alarm we're good. Different Jeffery

[potus-offical]

The bird flapping around in my vent is about to have its day of reckoning istg

[potus-offical]

Turns out there are two. And they are kestrals. And they have some fuckass eggs, so it's illegal to get rid of them. Fucking freeloading squatters.

[potus-offical]

I have decided to name them spartan and Athena. If anything happens to them or their eggs, I will commit heinous crimes.

[potus-offical]

The bird flapping around in my vent is about to have its day of reckoning istg

[potus-offical]

Turns out there are two. And they are kestrals. And they have some fuckass eggs, so it's illegal to get rid of them. Fucking freeloading squatters.

[potus-offical]

If y'all can't fucking hit me, we don't deserve to be the gun country.

[potus-offical]

The bird flapping around in my vent is about to have its day of reckoning istg

[potus-offical]

What the fuck man, you were supposed to shoot after I finished talking- wait is this thing on- shit-

[satan-offical]

Donald J. Trump if you breath I'm going to shove two bricks up your flappy ass

[potus-offical]

:<

I'm not a fucking trout-

[inkoutsidethelines]

Spin the wheel to find out your fate!

How do you feel about your new fate?

I accept my fate

I will hunt you for sport

Voting ended onApr 24

[potus-offical]

Fitting fate

[potus-offical]

Pwease don't remove me from office uwu

I be good! I be good president!

[big-fluffy-unicorns]

I regret ever following this account. Having this pop up in my notifs did actual psychic damage

[potus-offical]

UwU

[potus-offical]

Pwease don't remove me from office uwu

I be good! I be good president!

[potus-offical]

It has been 15 seconds guys, chill

[potus-offical]

Pwease don't remove me from office uwu

I be good! I be good president!

[potus-offical]

Maybe.... I am the bad guy

[potus-offical]

April fools, I'm actually the greatest leader america could have. Trust me. The best. and I'm so great that biden came up to me and he said " wow trump, you really are great. Thank you, really thank you"

[potus-offical]

Maybe.... I am the bad guy

[potus-offical]

Happy trans day, trans homies!!!!

[satan-offical]

18th-20th are the blackout days, if you can’t do both please do one!

Okay :D! Spread the word chat !!!