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taivan’s controversial younger gf *not clickbait!!* 20 & black🩷

[monk3y-f33t]

always the same 2 dumb bitches telling each other "exactlyyyy"

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When Other Tai came out to execute Ben and said “it’ll be alright” to Van in the low voice all I could think of was this image

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van x fem reader drabble

(she/they pronouns for van)

thinking of movie nerd van and her theatre nerd gf

van who usually hates musicals because their only experience with them so far has been the shitty songs sang in children’s media and fuckin’ cats when she was seven

van who needs extra credit for a class real bad and by the grace of some god, gets it when their teacher offers bonus points in exchange for viewing the school production of ‘grease’

van who decides that of all the musicals she’s ever suffered through, ‘grease’ isn’t all that bad and that they actually can be bothered to go see it, at the very least for some extra credit

van who sits down expecting to be bored out of their mind for a couple hours and already dreading it, but ends up finding it impossible to tear her eyes away from the gorgeousness that’s on stage playing sandy

van who gives a standing ovation at curtain call and is then on a hunt for a copy of the same exact program that they told the usher they absolutely did not want upon arrival

definitely not so she can learn the name of her new absolutely not crush though! just for proof so they can get the stupid extra credit, which they didn’t think about before man, come on just give her the stupid program!

van who can’t stop thinking about pretty, pretty sandra dee, and how much they want to meet the girl that played her. van the movie connoisseur who is more than used to falling in love with actresses, but always through a screen, and therefore safe from all the nerves of pining after a gorgeous, cool girl like those actresses. until you, that is.

you who seemed to embody the role to the point that you became her. you who van is certain should be on a silver screen or in hollywood or even broadway because she’s simply that taken. nevermind if you think that you’re less than average looking or look nothing like film sandy. it’s you, you who could probably make even fuckin’ cats bearable to get through.

van who swallows their pride and nerves two days later during study hall, at least six different times, before you indirectly make her feel better after getting scolded by the librarian for singing with your fellow nerd friends

van who realizes that you’re not all that cool, and actually kind of a dork, and decides that this is even better. van who watches you look so silly, not caring who sees or hears, and only laughing when you’re scolded for the singing she knows is purposefully bad because she’s heard you sing and thinks you sound like a deepwater siren when you’re actually trying

van who goes over to compliment you, but is so movie nerd brained that they can’t help but bring up the ‘grease’ movie, and ends up in a debate over which is better, the film or stage show. you who argues for your beloved stage musical with just as much vigor and passion that she does for her (very newly) precious movie.

van who gets you hook, line and sinker with their proposal of a viewing of ‘grease’ to settle the score and is highly pleased with themself after you not only agree, but invite her over to your house before they can come up with a reasonable excuse for why the plans that they set up can’t be held at their own home.

van feels like she’s walked into an alternate universe where her blood is pumped by broadway shows instead of hollywood movies upon entering your bedroom, with all your walls covered in posters and home printed playbills upon one real one littered with autographs.

van who comes over to watch grease and stays for the sound of music and the lion king. van who would’ve stayed for the wizard of oz, but couldn’t help kiss you in the middle of ‘somewhere over the rainbow’ because you just looked too cute not to. van who promptly runs home after this, but conveniently leaves their sweater behind, leaving you with the perfect excuse to seek her out at school.

van who musters up the courage to ask you out for real after three more weeks of weekend movie nights and sleepovers.

van who never thought they’d find someone who didn’t just tolerate their constant chattering about the movies they showed you. van who never thought they’d meet someone who could get just as passionate about musicals as they do about movies.

van who begrudgingly rewatches stupid ‘cats’ and finds it just as sucky but a thousand times more bearable with a cute girl’s head resting on her shoulder and humming directly into her ear.

[doedixon]

‧₊ ༯ showing up to the genderfuck dyke competition and van palmer is there.

fem!reader , butchfemme dynamic , implied domsub , he/they/she prns for van 👅 , pwp , daddy knk.

van loves feeling like the butchest butch to ever butch. when you feed into it and affirm them they swear they experience actual hard-ons.

“so handsome, baby,” you coo in her ear from behind. “we’re gonna look so good together tonight.” your hands smooth over her shoulders, the wool of her blazer soft on your palms. she smells earthy, a bit smoky with a sweet undertone; that cologne you love.

“fuck, you know you can’t talk to me like that. i get excited.” van mutters with a smirk you catch in the mirror.

he turns to face you, hands finding your waist like second nature. he loves that. the two of you fitting like puzzle pieces, your styles complimenting each other perfectly. when you walk into a room and he gets to trail behind like your accessory, proudly sporting a kiss mark in your signature lip shade — god, it’s too good.

“i’ve been excited looking at you.” you emphasize pulling him in for a kiss. van chases you without question, lips soft and eager against yours. they push your body to theirs, moving against your mouth with the desperation to be closer on their tongue. you pull back and revel in them looking a little dazed, rubbing your thumb over their scar out of habit.

“my boyfriend’s so pretty.”

van snorts, “boyfriend’s a bit elementary for us, you think?”

“excuse me — husband?”

he groans like that word hit his gut, but you know. heat creeps along his neck under his collar in a way that makes him consider checking the reservation time. to drive it home, you look up through your lashes, holding their gaze when you choose to speak.

“wan’ you to put a baby in me.”

van huffs with a laugh at your flirting, only slightly taken aback by your brazenness. you’re very serious. and you can see it getting to him, impure thoughts clouding his mind rather easily.

“down, girl. let me take you out to dinner first?” van quips, smirk loosely returning.

“what a gentleman.” they shiver, your fingers loosely raking through the hair at their nape. “you gonna fuck me in the car on our way home? make me cry on your cock in the bathroom?”

“jesus, babe, you got such a filthy mouth…” their words come out gruff, strained with the bubbling lust your sweet talking has built. hands get rougher, more possessive around your waist. “i fuckin’ love it. shit, i need to cum in you so fucking bad.” she captures you in a searing kiss, so needy and wild it shoves you back onto your vanity’s chair.

practiced, van comfortably slides his hand between your thighs, tutting at you to keep your eyes on him like you’ve been taught. he doesn’t have to ask you to spread for him, he never does. his rings feel cold against your skin, even colder against your folds when your panties get bunched to the side. the moans you let out when he eases in are pornographic. he hisses at how easy your cunt swallows his fingers, always welcoming him home so warmly.

“you get so fuckin’ wet when i start acting like your man. sweet girl…you wanna have my kids, huh? make me a daddy? dumb slut gets this worked up over a suit and tie and wants to be a mama.” they mock you, smiling ear to ear when you whine about it.

you can barely keep your eyes open but you nod fiercely, abandoning sensibility here at her mercy. her fingers work you so expertly that agreeing is all you’ve got. over and over, van’s mind loops husband husband husband, the title churning in her brain and settling there like a high. he looooves that. your husband. your husband whose gonna take such good care of you.

“so good… hnngh—fuck, feels s’good, daddy…”

“how good? how good does daddy make you feel, honey?”

van replies without missing a beat. he beckons his fingers inside you to accentuate the indecent sounds your pussy makes for him. when your answer lags van whistles for your attention, and your eyes shoot open in acknowledgment. it’s too much. you peer down to watch sterling silver pump in and out of you, the sight of cream coating the rings enough to wake you up.

“i lo… i love it. love you. l-love it s’much! need more.. needa cum.” he drinks up the shakiness to your voice.

“oh, how could daddy deny his baby anything? who do you take me for?” they chime with their usual merriment, chuckling a little to themself while fucking you to your peak.

“cum on my fingers so i can treat you to dinner. c’mon, baby.”

— authors note. hello! can van engage in a little forcemasc as a treat. me dropping a random yellowjackets fic when its not even listed in my fandoms #ohokay guys the hyperfixation won! im a yellowjackets writer now! happy pride month shoutout to the gays!!! this is soooo horny and bad sorry but van the perverted nonbinary butch EVER.

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current works in progress:

1. hungry for life (taissa x fem!reader)

2. movie nerd!van x theatre nerd!fem!reader hcs

so excited for both of these, like i think i really cooked here!!!

[feraljax]

people always want misty final girl because it would make her have her ‘ultimate diva moment’, but in reality - the other girls are all she has to cling to in her life. the only sense of connection and understanding she has left in a world where no one understands her or wants connection with her, even if she understands that the other girls maybe dont like her as much as she loves them or think shes crazy and insane, theyre her sisters. misty final girl would equal misty in a horrible state of well being - not this grinning happy girl who finally killed everyone around her and is the last one standing. misty doesnt want to be the last one standing, she wants to be the person everyone relies on. in fact, mistys best ending in her mind would be for only her and another one of the girls to survive, so shes all they have left to rely on who understands what the wilderness was like, what trauma they experienced. she would adore to be the only girl another one feel they can connect to about the wilderness.

[blue1birds1singing]

there is so little Van/Tai or Taivan content I'm so happy that you write for them!! it feels weird to see that the canon lesbians get so little attention in this fandom... and like I LOVE the other ships too, but Taivan will always hold a special place into my heart <3

This triggered something within me and I just can’t not rant about it. 

I absolutely love Taivan. Taivan is the greatest TV show couple in my opinion. The only thing I’m not a fan of when it comes to their relationship is the cheating but in a show full of cannibalism I can excuse the cheating. I think that Taivan is what people claim Lottienat to be. I think Taivan is what people claim butcherqueen to be. Taivan tops every other ship in Yellowjackets and I know for a fact that I would still ship them even if they weren’t canon.

Come on, Tai literally ate Van’s heart. That is so twisted and so gothic. Tai was going to kill someone so that Van could beat her cancer. Tai joined a cult TWICE for Van. Taissa Turner is my favourite character in the whole wild world and Taivan is the greatest ship ever.  

The only reason that people disregard Taivan is because of racism and that’s a hill I’ll die on. They want fucked up toxic relationships with cannibalistic themes until they have it. Taissa Turner and Marren Yearly match each other’s cannibalistic freak. 

Van Palmer in the adult timeline has me questioning the complexities of the relationship I have with my mother. Adult timeline Taissa Turner has me wanting to get into politics so I can run for senator in New Jersey and have her shout at me on a debate stage.

Sexy people need to date sexy people and it's so amazing that they're both more than just their sexiness. They're beautiful, they're smart, they're a little fucked up but they're still awesome.

I love Taivan is my whole point despite the fact this rant got away from me. I love Taivan and people who don’t are losers. 

Also, I do love the other ships but none of them are on the same level as Taivan. I fuck heavy with Jackie and Nat and also with butcherqueen --- JackieShauna fills the teenage rhaenicent gap that was left in my heart after Alicent married Viserys (in house of the dragon) but none of these ships will ever reach the incredibly high standards that Taivan created for me.

[I recited this to my friend as though it was a speech and I'm lowk ready to perform it in the house of commons]

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i would like to point out as well, that although the show was weird about making this clear: taissa did not cheat on her wife! her and simone were either separated or already divorced by the time taissa runs off to ohio!

simone was terrified of that altar in the basement, like i’m pretty sure she thought that tai was going to hurt sammy, like she hauled ass after that like a good mother would! she doesn’t want anything to do with taissa romantically anymore. that’s why she was so weirdly chill about taissa showing up to the park with van. their relationship was already over.

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[medusas-daughter]

"Tai's whole story was Van now that Van is dead Tai's arc is gonna be boring" meanwhile first thing Tai does is eat her lover's heart and start planing murder never insult my girl like that again Van's loss is a tragedy but a bad bitch never stops serving

[before-it-felt-like-a-sin]

You leave Tai eating Van's heart ALONE!! It's all fine when Shauna eats Jackie's ear and Travis eats Javi's heart but heaven forbid an actual lesbian eats her girlfriend's heart as a final act of love and devotion.

[ratatatsblog]

People blame Tai for everything good lord😭😭 this poor girl is probably one of the kindest yjs but y’all can’t see it😭 the only girl to comfort Shauna during her pregnancy and some of you STILL give her shit for “not being supportive enough” GIVE HER A BREAK PLS IM TIRED

Let’s tally the scores shall we?

She:

1. Was an amazing friend to Shauna and supported her through her grief and pregnancy

2. Told Jackie not to go outside AND told Shauna to go get her

3. Stopped Shauna from fucking around with a CORPSE

4. Told off Lottie when she was drugging Travis

5. Tried to comfort Ben abt his leg

There is more I’m forgetting I’m sure.

But in conclusion, Taissa perfect princess angel and we know why some of you act the way you do abt her😑

[badendsbadlands]

Yellowjackets fandom WHERE is the Tai content. One of the most interesting characters and there’s nothing. Criminal

[vivisofthevalley]

“i don’t like taissa because she acted like she was so much better and smarter than everyone else all the time!” okay well first of all no the fuck she doesn’t and have you ever considered if she did act like that it’s because she IS better and smarter than everyone else

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like she was lowkey the only one making sense in the wilderness save for nat😭

[vivisofthevalley]

“i don’t like taissa because she acted like she was so much better and smarter than everyone else all the time!” okay well first of all no the fuck she doesn’t and have you ever considered if she did act like that it’s because she IS better and smarter than everyone else

[mishunss]

sad wednesday

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guys i have to say something controversial:

i actually don’t want tai and shauna’s friendship back😭 adult shauna lowkey isn’t a good friend. she left taissa at the hospital mind you they all thought van was a goner, then she’s kind of the reason van is dead now!

even if shauna had to go hunt down melissa, she actually didn’t have to make her eat a piece of her arm and get the others wrapped up in her mess yet again, resulting in melissa killing van… like they didn’t need to be there. and then her ass claiming that “we” all had fun out there— girl, i don’t think everyone was having fun, and only lottie speaks french, so who is we??? and i keep seeing people push this sisterhood narrative…

like that lady is not sisterly to taissa at all! i would hate shauna to be my sister!

taissa might be her sister, but shauna is definitely not hers. and the biggest thing is that shauna doesn’t believe in reciprocation. taissa is expected to have her back even when she’s in the wrong, but other than the adult sleepover, when has shauna really had hers? and i don’t mean while having something to gain, i mean really truly had her back.

taissa had one sister, and it was the dearly departed natalie scatorccio, and she is now allied with her sister in law misty fucking quigley.