Powder Fluff Reads Ctrl+Alt+Del

Want to see an adorable pegasus read weird humany comics? Look no further!

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Sheesh. I sure got a lot of asks while I was asleep. Just thinking about trying to answer them all is wearing me out.

I’m going to take a nap...right after I lay these mouse traps around my computer...

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Stress does not excuse falling asleep for months at a time. Being a bear might, if it was winter. ...wait, it totally WAS winter. And you secretly being a bear would explain your ridiculously huge appetite and absurdly thick layers of fat. They're only disproportionate for a pony; it's all perfectly normal for a bear! IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!

I AM NOT A BEAR AND I HAVEN’T BEEN ASLEEP FOR MONTHS! I UPDATE TIMELY AND AM AN ACTIVE MEMBER OF MY COMMUNITY!

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A space alien is calling you a jiggling dum-dum? That's... Odd. Mr. Pazoo, -may I call you that?- Why are you bothering Powder Fluff?

BECAUSE HE’S DUMB! HE’S DUMB AND STUPID!

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You should be glad, Dum-dum. There's someone who's as annoying as you.

AUEHISAEFHSIUFHSHIFEFE

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Oh hey! I remember you! You're that pony who thought she was me!

I DO NOT THINK, NOR HAVE I EVER THOUGH, I WAS YOU! YOU ARE CLEARLY A PLAGERIST WHO STOLE MY MANESTYLE!

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STRESSFUL!

THAT’S NOT FUNNY! THAT IS NOT FUNY!

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THE JOKE IS PAZOO RUINED ALL MY COMICS!

FUHEIUFHAEDUHADWOIHDAWDH

I’M GOING TO CHECK MY INBOX!

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I...I get it! Yeah, I totally get it!

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...M-Maybe it’s one of those multi-part comics that makes sense when you see them all?

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HAHAHAHAHA...hahaha...haha...ha...

Yeah, this one’s a little confusing too.

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What the? I...uh...I guess you have to be human to get this one.

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A good night’s sleep sure can do a lot to make a pony feel better!

I’m in such a good mood, everypony, that I’m going to have a marathon of reading today! Let’s just reach into my CAD folder and start uploading pictures...

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It’s been ten months now, dum-dum. Are you going to awaken from your hibernation soon?

...Oh! She stirred! I think she actually might wake up! Well then, let’s just prepare her reading material for tomorrow...

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Powder Fluff: I'm going down. All this stress is wearing me out.

Pazoo: As is the poor diet and lack of exercise.

Powder Fluff: SHUT UP!

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STRESSFUL!

Powder Fluff: STOP IT NOW!

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STRESSFUL!

Powder Fluff: STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!

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OH grand pizza, are you related to breezies?

Powder Fluff: NO, IT'S A BUG! A STUPID, UGLY, SMELLY BUG!