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@mitochondracula
Please stop he is drowning.....
Gone forever
It's always "stop harming yourself or we'll have to lock you up!!!" and never "what do you need to change to want to harm yourself less and how can we help you make some of these changes?" and that's why we're not getting anywhere
do u think i can go for a run today or is that something only normal people are allowed to do
weird animals run all the time dude
im going to go for a scamper and scare everyone
Them: What are you thinking about?
Me, internally: The way the opioid crisis has been flattened to make the Sackler family and Purdue Pharmaceuticals the cause is actually one of the best examples of how the rich and powerful operate as a class, choosing one of their own to sacrifice to save the rest of their skins. Purdue and the Sacklers committed an evil act, intentionally selling addictive pills to hundresd of thousands, but nobody seems to ever ask what happened that so swelled the number of people in the United States who needed opioids in the 1990s, because doing so would require acknowledging that the healthcare system in the United States is an utter failure, particularly the lack of guaranteed paid sick leave, so people are forced to finish recovery from excruciating injuries and accidents while still working, which greatly increases their chances of developing an addiction to those painkillers.
Me, out loud: Uhhh....wHat? oh, uh, naked trans women.
Yeah okay there are like 11 species of heron native to the USA and yes fine I’ve only managed to spot 10 of those species. You might think I’m bitter about that one species evading me but I’m not. I’m actually the Least Bittern person about it in the entire world
ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal
dog i gotta move like yesterday
Please stay
thinking about the plur lifestyle
thinking about the plur lifestyle boys
whats plur
PEACE LOVE UNITY RESPECT: THE RAVER’S CODE
*thinks about the plur lifestyle*
thinking about the plur lifestyle
thinking about the plur lifestyle boys
whats plur
PEACE LOVE UNITY RESPECT: THE RAVER’S CODE
*thinks about the plur lifestyle*
just used a can opener i got in cub scouts when i was 8 for the first time
never throw anything away ever
Trace amounts of Monica in my life
A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life
My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica
Congratulations on the cat
My favorite catholic lore is that anyone can make holy water in a pinch but the church puts dumb restrictions on us like ‘do this only if someone needs their last rites’ like I WILL bless this McDonald’s sprite and I WILL enjoy the crispiness of our lord and savior
Another bit is that holy water cannot be diluted. When I went to the Vatican the tour guide was explaining this, if you put any amount of holy water into any amount of normal water, the whole bunch becomes holy. This is how they sell Pope Holy Water in the gift shop. This is how I've been drinking only holy water for two months now. I am immune to demons.
Homeopathic holy
It’s not actually any amount of holy water- according to the Church, the water has to be more than half holy water by volume. So if you take a half gallon+a few drops of holy water and a half gallon of secular water, you get one gallon of holy water, plus a few drops. You can then add a gallon of secular water to that and then you have two gallons of holy water. We’ve got a couple jugs of Pope Water in the linen closet at my parents’ house, because my mom used the heck out of this loophole after a trip to Italy in 2008. It was more than a decade ago at this point and we still have Pope Water. We no longer have that Pope, but by god do we have his water.
Here’s what a jug of Pope water looks like. Mom measured a fill line on them so that we never accidentally run out and just have old jugs of secular water lying around.
IMPORTANT UPDATE: we have two flavors of pope water now, Benedict XVI and Francis! My little sister who lives in Italy went to the Vatican last week and got my mom some Francis water. Needless to say, I will be mixing the two of them to see what happens. (Answer: nothing will happen, but it’ll be extremely funny to me. Supercharged waters of the papacy.)