i am back from vacation! if any of you wish to plot something (and i apologize if we were plotting something and i never got back sdjkhskjhdf) i’m now able to!

oozey mess

#extradirty
Jules of Nature
occasionally subtle
wallacepolsom
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Cosmic Funnies
hello vonnie

pixel skylines
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

Kaledo Art
RMH
Sade Olutola
$LAYYYTER
cherry valley forever

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Today's Document
KIROKAZE
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Not today Justin

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@powerchosis
i am back from vacation! if any of you wish to plot something (and i apologize if we were plotting something and i never got back sdjkhskjhdf) i’m now able to!
I·ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ʀᴜᴅᴇ I just wαѕɴ'т taught to ρσℓιтιєℓу ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅ to be ɴιce to ρєσρƖє I can't stand
“ ... Am I cute ? ”
i’m currently on a vacation so from the 2nd to the 9th i’ll be having rocky activity!
me, rubbing my dirty hands over pictures of my ocs: why couldn’t you be canon
skyguarded:
“You have movies? In space? And you’re just telling me this now?” His turning over wasn’t incredibly smooth, involving a bit of leg movement given being off balance. Shiro promptly leaned over their shoulder to look at the screen, pulling the arm closer with a foot to fit it back on.
“Yep. I had a lot of issues with the internet and cable back when I lived on Earth, so I’d go and download a bunch of stuff over at a relative’s house. No need for wifi or anything except for an outlet, but I’ve got a full battery.” They considered it a smart move. Opened on their screen is several folders of videos. “Go ahead and pick one out. I brought something to eat, courtesy of Kaz entrusting me with her stuff.”
skyguarded:
“can I help you?” He’s making no move to get up, even if the metal is probably leaving an imprint on forehead. “am I in the way?”
“No, you’re not in the way.” They sat down nearby, giving him some space and company at the same time. They’ve been in his position several times. “... I have some cat videos, and lots of cartoons and animated movies. You don’t need to move if you don’t want to.”
skyguarded:
He’s just laying face down on the floor, using the disconnected prosthetic as a pillow.
They’ve come with snacks and their laptop. “... Shiro?”
“ Kaz went off elsewhere to harass people, probably, so I guess I’m here. I got snacks if anyone wants some. ”
“ Someone sounds old. ”
Send 💕 for my muse to give yours a New Year Kiss!
oof.
i’m not gonna be on tonight so you can either talk ooc to me in IMs or ask for my di.scord if you need me!!
Never underestimate me again I will do just more than BREAKING YOUR BONES &&. MAKING YOU BLEED
I wish I could tell you what’s wrong But I am afraid it would be too much for you
I keep looking back ( even though it hurts )
I remember and remember and remember ( I wish I didn’t )
I’m ready to let go ( I don’t want to )
john mulaney starters. ( from various interviews & clips )
❛ it was the best time. it was an innocent time. ❜
❛ are we doing it correctly ? ❜
❛ who am i talking about ? you ? ❜
❛ my neighbour was arrested by the fbi for being a cannibal. ❜
❛ the fbi was swarming our lobby and arrested this guy at a six am raid. ❜
❛ no, he never said to me in the elevator ‘ guess what : i might be a cannibal. ’ ❜
❛ he was quiet but he was so hungry. ❜
❛ we’ve all been there. ❜
❛ i really want that to be a lie. ❜
❛ florida is the costco of upsetting people. ❜
❛ it was like comic con but alcoholic. ❜
❛ so, i put it in the refrigerator. i took the hat and i put it in the fridge. ❜
❛ that is an interesting way to look at it. ❜
❛ this guy touched my car and i’m gonna nail him. ❜
❛ the mud on the carpet ? oh, that’s mine ? alright. ❜
❛ we’re a little different as people. ❜
❛ there’s always like five of his friends that he calls ‘ the homies ’ sleeping on the floor. ❜
❛ these are like XXXL shirt and jacket with spongebob squarepants pajama bottoms. ❜
❛ i must be the best person you know. ❜
❛ you’re amongst weird company. ❜
❛ at best, prom is like a wedding. ❜
❛ i’ve never met anyone who had a good prom. ❜
❛ you bought a limo ? ❜
❛ i’ve been nervous for 35 years. ❜
❛ they have a room for giraffes. ❜
❛ no ! camels, not giraffes ! ❜
❛ i’m just gonna sit here and eat popcorn. ❜
❛ this is your day to stroke each other off ! ❜
❛ warren, warren, warren. that’s a weird name. ❜
❛ we got high in my room. ❜
❛ i would much rather eat potato chips on the sidewalk. ❜
❛ i get scared at outdoor concerts. ❜
❛ i eat the mushrooms. i eat them all and i start hallucinating, as one does. ❜
❛ i watched a woman eat a hot dog over a garbage can and i stared at her like she was the mona lisa. ❜
❛ why don’t you have a seat ? everything’s gonna be fine. ❜
❛ i discard people when i don’t need them. ❜
❛ much like tantric sex, it’s the same mess at the end. ❜
❛ give me a vial of your urin and i’ll do it. ❜
❛ oh, look. we actually did it. ❜
❛ the penis is triangle shaped. ❜
❛ do not do that. because you could get hurt or worse. ❜
❛ it’s called ‘ violins against violence. ’ ❜
❛ but didn’t you listen to our whole philosophy thing ? ❜
❛ i know but it’s bullshit. ❜
❛ oh, no. that was so long ago. who knows what happened in that dark tunnel. ❜
❛ nope, there is no right way to say this. ❜
❛ if you’re an adult male who sees no flaws in his father you are an insane person. ❜
❛ listen to me. we’re going to win. this is going to be fantastic. ❜
❛ is it me ? ❜
❛ i’m not mad at you about the marker. i’m not mad about the marker. ❜
❛ if i’m mad at anyone, it’s the dog. ❜
❛ oh, that spider is so turned on. ❜