I'm procrastinating

huh.

[slimetony]

what do people in relationships even do

[fakecel]

Care about someone with your whole heart and dedicate your life to making them happy

[slimetony]

okay. didnt ask

[khanate-blog]

>asks question

>“didnt ask”

[slimetony]

thanks for the play by play captain fuck

[lilacfarm]

me: cmao (crying my ass off)

[gentlesharks]

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A Great White shark pooping in front of a bunch of cage divers

[pineapplejarritos-deactivated20]

Power move

[seabass2819]

[redditfront]

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

me as a pilot

me: Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. I have an announcement to make but first you have to promise not to get mad

[pendejx-deactivated20200323]

[shakespork]

i hate when authors compare something by saying “it was like comparing dirt to diamonds”

like, you cant grow food in diamonds. The worth of diamonds is a completely manufactured value. Compare me to dirt, please, cuz at least dirt is useful and not faked by capitalist moguls trying to get wealthy off of poor suffering and war

[internethistory]

[jiinkxed]

Who is she

[betterthankanyebitch]

[aquamarinespinnerlover-deactiva]

It’s 2:00am and I have finally finished the shawl that I have been working on to wear to Easter breakfast. Which is at 10:00am.

[mathewkinetix]

That’s cool. I just thought this was a table wearing underwear.

[deactivated1629437480-deactivat]

A comprehensive guide to caring for your ugly lil pixel horse

The horse can be found if you click on the little horse icon in the bottom left corner.

The horse poops all the time. The poop releases a deadly, airborne toxic that will kill your horse within fifteen seconds, unless the poop is removed.

If the horse poops twice within a short span of time, the poop will release twice as much toxin, killing the horse twice as fast.

You remove the poop by clicking on it.

If you don’t remove the poop and the horse dies, you can hatch a new one. Presumably from an egg.

No, you can’t change its name.

Clicking on the horse itself will make a small heart pop up and then drift upwards. The heart is completely useless. It will not save your horse from the poop toxin.

Clicking anywhere else will do absolutely nothing.

Going to a different part of Tumblr - anywhere that’s not your dash - will pause the horse.

Shutting down your computer will pause the horse.

Switching tabs to another site, like Facebook or Google, will pause the horse.

Minimizing the horse window will not pause the horse.

The horse will just keep pooping.

The horse will die from the poop toxin.

That’s how I killed my first horse, True.

Now I’m stuck with Earl of Aegae.

Whom I don’t like.

Despite that, he’s over 100 days old.

So I know what I’m doing.

Trust me.

[godisafuckingbeachboy]

[highlandvalley]

見た目に騙されてはいけない（戒め http://www.boredpanda.com/not-expected-daihei-shibata/ https://twitter.com/saitamakita/status/842945020382461952/video/1

[space-lord-joe-kewl]

YOU STOP THAT

[wizmas]

This makes me really uncomfortable

[mrs-jamie-wellerstein]

I’m so angry

[dont-mind-me-but-i]

This is the opposite of those satisfying videos

[corvid-420]

Where

[ayungbiochemist]

Idk how much he payin for candy bars but he gettin finessed

[the-real-eye-to-see]

We need to speak against the problems

[thebucca2-deactivated20221101]

“Psychologically torture” grow up

[marxistbarbie-deactivated202109]

a person of colour: don’t fetishise me please

white ppl:

[sludgejudy-deactivated20170915]

the chocolates your total comes to onemilliononehundred HuUuh

yeaAah thats whatit saAays, that mustbe REALLYgood chocolate paperorplastic

uuweweuundeheuhme

[coratorium]

the digimon movie is really good

[jelloapocalypse]

This english dub is amazing