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artist: Alexandria Paige

Me: *twirls hair* Soooo, you like, single?

[solardrake]

my erectile dysfunction is so bad today dude i hate having adhd

[solardrake]

EXECUTIVE DYSFUNCTION

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[lilr3dridinghood]

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Parade Halberd (from the state guard of Elector Christian I of Saxony [ 1560- 91]), 1586-1591, Cleveland Museum of Art: Medieval Art

The halberd was a staff weapon favored by European infantries (foot soldiers) of the 1400s and 1500s for its versatility and deadly effect. The word halberd comes from the German words Halm (staff) and Barte (axe). The halberd is, in fact, an axe that served multiple functions: the axe blade was used for hacking, the spike for thrusting, and the beak for piercing plate armor or for pulling a knight from his saddle. The halberd was used by shock troops (those who lead an attack) and by Swiss and German mercenaries. After about 1550, the halberd gradually became less functional. Its large blade provided space for coats of arms and insignia. By the late 1500s, the parade halberd had become a ceremonial weapon for palace guards. Size: Overall: 238.2 cm (93 ¾ in.); Blade: 30.5 cm (12 in.) Medium: steel, gilt and etched; round wood haft

https://clevelandart.org/art/1916.1819

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[smitethestate]

If there’s anything worth living for, it’s kittens trying to imitate their moms.

[everythingfox]

how eat

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HOLEBOWL

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Chun-Li by @seed01010

[izzy-hands]

If I were to say to you that, I am a stranger traveling from the East, seeking that which is lost… Then I would reply that, I am a stranger traveling from the West, it is I whom you seek.

[cathemeralcoelocanth]

Why didn’t they kiss at least once?

[99-cent-arizona-tea]

You’re asking the right questions. 

[cathemeralcoelocanth]

Because Evie, Ardeth, and Rick would be THE bisexual poly thruple and the power of their sheer combined hotness would have left Imhotep powerless and hence no movie.

[thefrenchdadarchive-deactivated]

Look at those buttons. “DOUG” and “FASTER”. That’s it. 

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Interstella 5555: The 5tory of the 5ecret 5tar 5ystem (2003)

[tonightimdrinkingfromthebong-de]

i havent laughed at a ‘web image’ in forty days and nights and ive never seen anything funnier than the top two panels of this

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[modmad]

We interrupt your usual schedule to bring you a very small pig descending a set of stairs.

[bugtears-deactivated20150413]

HE JUMPS RIGHT INTO IT AND MAKES LITTEL SOUNDS N0

[vladtheimpalainvalhalla]

Constant state of oink

[ayellowbirds]

i, too, feel like throwing myself bodily into my breakfast when descending the stairs in the morning.

[bolto-deactivated20211002]

when u nut n she keep succin

[reign-sl]

This always leaves me so weak

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[characterlimit]

*schlorp* OHOHOHO *shklump* AHAHAHA

[luxgalador]

I cannot stop watching this

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