d0n't ask me ab0ut my m0rtality, 0k?

your name is mituna captor and you have pretty much had it with these motherfucking fish bitches on your motherfucking plane. (global cw for suicide, please do not follow if that bothers you.)   trollian: thanatismAverted

[crosswinded-blog]

i’m so sorry. my sister has cute 5” green pumps if you want.

[pr0cess0r]

the sad thing is that i actually entertained that idea f0r l0nger than ten micr0sec0nds.

[ucchuujin]

You were even younger than Ii wa2 when Ii got recruiited. >8/

[pr0cess0r]

it's a d0uble edged sw0rd, dude, pretty much every0ne thinks i'm a wiggler when i'm literally 0lder than the rest 0f them c0mbined.

[pr0cess0r]

+ crosswinded

y0u're a human and y0u're taller than me, d0n't even talk t0 me.

[ucchuujin]

Oh my god.

[pr0cess0r]

i g0t recruited at nine sweeps, i've literally been a twink f0rever.

[ucchuujin]

How the fuck ii2 2omeone 2hort iif they’re almo2t 7’0” though.

[pr0cess0r]

AND HERE I AM AT 5'8" H0W D0 Y0U ALL EXIST.

[scourg3-blog]

pr0cess0r

at the rate you all are finding me, i’ll have more conversational partners than i did when i was alive. 

on that note, hello! 

[pr0cess0r]

hey, s0rry this t00k f0rever, i've been d0ing a l0t 0f hardware testing in the last c0uple 0f days, s0 new p0sts 0n tumblr kind 0f g0t by me.

anyway, yeah, thanks f0r the greeting and the f0ll0w back. y0u're lucky f0ll0wer number 100.  unf0rtunately f0r y0u, there are n0 prizes f0r it, but if that keeps y0u fr0m talking t0 pe0ple then i think there are bigger issues at hand.

but yeah. hi, i'm mituna and i'm a ship.

[ucchuujin]

mituna, is this y0u.

[ucchuujin]

Defiiniitely me.

[pr0cess0r]

iinter2tellar replied to your post: tw0m0rr0w, th0ugh.

Fuck you ok.

i will m0ck y0u and my past self as much as i want.

[pr0cess0r]

tw0m0rr0w, th0ugh.

[abatedanimus]

eVER THINK ABOUT JUST, sAYING FUCK IT, aND OVERRIDING ALL LIFE SUPPORT SYSTEMS?

[pr0cess0r]

i mean, i c0uld d0 that, if i really wanted t0, but n0thing w0uld happen because i'm cruising thr0ugh a dreambubble and i d0n't think y0u can die in space when the space is actually secretly a dream.

[abatedanimus]

yOU CAME TO THE WRONG PLACE,

rECOVERING ALCOHOLIC, 

cANT DRINK,

[pr0cess0r]

d0n't w0rry, it's alright, i'm 0n the j0b anyway, man0euvring s0me weak-ass gh0st ship fr0m n0where t0 n0where, can't be caught sn00zing at the helm 0r anything.

(this is my life.)

[abatedanimus]

yEAH OKAY,

wHATS UP,

[pr0cess0r]

me being alive apparently, despite the fact that i pr0bably sh0uld be dead, playing three hundred and f0urteen 0f minesweeper 0n legendary difficulty just t0 keep myself 0ccupied because fuck kn0ws where meenah is right n0w.

i c0uld g0 f0r a drink.

[abatedanimus]

pLEASE DONT BE AS SHITTY AS YOUR ALTERNATE,

[pr0cess0r]

my alternates make me fucking ashamed, d0n't w0rry, i'm 0n y0ur side here.

[pr0cess0r]

i'm n0t dead.

[pr0cess0r]

hi.

[pr0cess0r]

things have been getting weirder and weirder, i d0n't even really kn0w what's g0ing 0n anym0re.

[signlessons]

THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

[pr0cess0r]

it means at least i didn't act like a shifty fuck and n0t ackn0wledge the fact that i t0tally saved that mental image.  s0 if y0u laugh while i'm talking t0 y0u, n0w y0u kn0w why.