ɪᴛ'ꜱ ꜱɪɴᴅᴀʏ. / ᴀᴄᴄᴇᴘᴛɪɴɢ.
J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)
honestly he does this more often that actually sleep with people--granted neither of those occasions is very high to begin with. he’s demisexual, so finding partners he can actually enjoy takes a bit of time, but he’s a firm believer in the process of masturbation. releases positive chemicals in the brain, prevents testicular cancer, and can boost one’s immune system.
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)
watts keeps his workplace clean for obvious reasons. unwanted germs can contaminate a project or change the results entirely. even if he’s not good at hiding it physically, you’d never be able to tell he’d recently came by the mess alone.
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
bootblacking. if you don’t know what that is, it’s mostly used in BDSM as a power move in a situation closer to foreplay: cleaning someone’s shoes or having them cleaned by someone else. usually whoever is more dominant is the one being cleaned and they can order the person cleaning them to do pretty much anything. clean with your tongue, no hands, spitshine, etc. watts--really gets into it, no matter what side he’s on. and on top of that, he’s a sucker for someone wearing a pair of boots anyway.
P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
he can go at any speed, but if he has a choice watts will normally choose a more slow pace. if he’s with a partner, he prefers to enjoy it.
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)
well he’s not human, so the reptile DNA used to help him in that department. when he was younger, he could go for a few rounds in a row, but now that he’s older it doesn’t help as much. he just gets tired more quickly and reaches his limit a little faster now.