Bermuda Squares

I'm an open power bottom so you know I'm telling the truth. Uber eats: eats-uv688

[pettycentral]

[lessthanvicky]

[andrewlloydwebber]

this is about the phantom of the opera…. which opened on broadway in 1988

[gayingenue-deactivated20200213]

he meant sickening in the way gays say it

[aspirationalbrand]

[myhidden]

Remember.

[spellmannewyork-deactivated2022]

that’s AMEEZING

[keeyawnuh]

By far my fav accurate video

[ottermatopoeia]

I literally think about this every day

[killtheteendream]

we really don’t talk enough about the fact paris hilton’s sex tape opens with a dedication to 9/11???

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

[thebootydiaries]

Me: goodnight moon

Moon: I cannot sleep, for each fragment of dream is but a tease for fleeting moments that can never be

Me: alright

[thebootydiaries]

You: hooty hoo

Me, an intellectual: whomty whom?

[ourstrangeduet]

Men are bus schedules

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

how

[ourstrangeduet]

Always lying

[monicam]

my first attempt at a creepypasta (beginner here; go easy on me)

carpeted kitchen

[yuri-librarian]

[1man2hands]

[thexfiles]

acting like ‘everytime we touch’ is the only cascada song that bangs is ‘evacuate the dancefloor’ erasure

[thexfiles]

cascada walked so carly rae jepson could run

[myfriendscallmekazzy]

Why do Spotify friends exist? So they can see my ABHORRENT taste in music at 2am on a Tuesday? So they know I have played Party In The USA on a loop for three weeks? So they know all my faults and weaknesses? Why is this a feature.

[beyonslayed]

Me to God on Judgement Day explaining why I deserve to go to heaven even though I joked all the time about my gay ass going to hell

[babyangel-jpg]

Guys really be out here thinking I won’t smash a wine bottle over their head

[bitter-badfem-harpy]

I recommend a beer bottle or a glass tumbler. Wine bottles are very hard to shatter, and you’re more likely to split a man’s skull open and cause permanent “attempted murder”-type brain damage, and you want to teach them a lesson not, like, become a convicted felon.

[gaysexhaver666]

Nice, Thanks for the tip! I’m not a pussy and i can bury a body, but this could help someone else!

[sexlesslovers]