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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@pradasproblem
this is about the phantom of the opera…. which opened on broadway in 1988
he meant sickening in the way gays say it
Remember.
that’s AMEEZING
By far my fav accurate video
I literally think about this every day
we really don’t talk enough about the fact paris hilton’s sex tape opens with a dedication to 9/11???
Me: goodnight moon
Moon: I cannot sleep, for each fragment of dream is but a tease for fleeting moments that can never be
Me: alright
You: hooty hoo
Me, an intellectual: whomty whom?
Men are bus schedules
Always lying
my first attempt at a creepypasta (beginner here; go easy on me)
carpeted kitchen
acting like ‘everytime we touch’ is the only cascada song that bangs is ‘evacuate the dancefloor’ erasure
cascada walked so carly rae jepson could run
Why do Spotify friends exist? So they can see my ABHORRENT taste in music at 2am on a Tuesday? So they know I have played Party In The USA on a loop for three weeks? So they know all my faults and weaknesses? Why is this a feature.
Me to God on Judgement Day explaining why I deserve to go to heaven even though I joked all the time about my gay ass going to hell
Guys really be out here thinking I won’t smash a wine bottle over their head
I recommend a beer bottle or a glass tumbler. Wine bottles are very hard to shatter, and you’re more likely to split a man’s skull open and cause permanent “attempted murder”-type brain damage, and you want to teach them a lesson not, like, become a convicted felon.
Nice, Thanks for the tip! I’m not a pussy and i can bury a body, but this could help someone else!