Rumlow

Bang, bang, motherfucker. You're dead. [Indie Brock Rumlow, multiverse, AU, sideblog to @ceruleancoquet]

[horrificmemes]

Send me 🔪 to put a knife to my muse’s throat and see how they react.

[horrificmemes]

Send my muse anons pretending to be someone they care about. The twist: make these anons as heartbreaking, disappointing, or anger-inducing as possible.

Pretend to give them bad news, pretend to break up with them, pretend to make an upsetting confession - as long as it hurts, it’s fair game.

[splattermemes-deactivated202007]

protective sentence starters

as requested. Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !

“Don’t you hurt a single hair on his/her/their head.”

“Hands off!”

“What do you think you’re doing to him/her/them?”

“I’ll never let you go.” / “Don’t ever let me go.”

“Don’t ever leave my sight again.”

“I got your back.”

“Where are you going? It’s not safe out there!”

“Do you trust me?”

“Be more careful next time. I don’t want to bandage you up again.”

“Hey, it’s cold outside. At least wear a jacket.”

“I’d die for you.”

“You’ll back off if you know what’s good for you.”

“Get behind me NOW.”

“Here, I have an extra weapon.”

“Duck, you idiot!”

“Go on without me.”

“Well what did you expect would happen while you’re walking alone at night? Come on, let’s get you away from that creep.”

“Hey. Pal. I’ve got a gun/knife/fist/weapon and I’m not afraid to use it.”

“You can stop hugging me now.”

“You scared the shit out of me. I’m never going to stop hugging you.”

“Quit babying me! I can protect myself.”

“I’ll always be there to save you.” / “I know you’ll always be there to save me.”

“If you even THINK about touching him/her/them, I’ll kill you.”

“[choked up] I thought I lost you.” / “[choked up] I never thought I’d see you again.”

[randomrpbullshit]

LOVE & SEXUALITY & RELATIONSHIP HEADCANONS

send a symbol to find out:

💓 When did they have their first crush? ❤ Have they ever been in love? 💕 How easily do they fall in love? 💖 How do they say ‘I love you’ without really saying it? 😕 Have they ever said ‘I love you’ without meaning it? 👀 Would they ever enter/have they ever entered into a friends with benefits relationship? 💋 How old were they when they had their first kiss? 🚗 When did they go on their first date? 🌹 What is their idea of a perfect date? 🔑 At what point would they move in with a partner? 💟 What is their stance on PDA? 🍵 Do they prefer to ask out a partner or be asked? 👥 What is my muse’s sexual & romantic orientation? 💦 When did they lose their virginity? ⁉ Have they ever questioned their sexuality? 💡 What made them realize their sexuality? 💌 When was their first serious relationship? 💘 What was their most serious relationship? 💝 What was their most recent serious relationship? 💗 What advice would they give a potential partner about making their relationship last if they could with no judgment? 💫 Have they ever been hit/struck by a partner? ❌ What is the biggest mistake they make in their relationships? 💥 What was their worst relationship? 😓 Have they ever cheated on a partner? 😢 Have they ever been cheated on by a partner? 💞 Would they ever enter/have they ever entered into a polyamorous relationship? 😭 When was their first breakup? 💔 What was their worst breakup? 👍 What was their most amicable breakup? 🌙 Have they ever had a one night stand? 🍷 How far would they go on a first date? 💍 Would they ever get married? 💎 Would they rather propose or be proposed to? 💒 What kind of wedding would they want to have? 👶 Do they want children? 🍼 Could a partner ever change their mind on children? ❔ Ask your own question!

[praecxptorem]

Fuck me I miss roleplaying Brock.

Anyone interested in doing an RP? Please?

[randomrpbullshit]

LOVE & SEXUALITY & RELATIONSHIP HEADCANONS

send a symbol to find out:

💓 When did they have their first crush? ❤ Have they ever been in love? 💕 How easily do they fall in love? 💖 How do they say ‘I love you’ without really saying it? 😕 Have they ever said ‘I love you’ without meaning it? 👀 Would they ever enter/have they ever entered into a friends with benefits relationship? 💋 How old were they when they had their first kiss? 🚗 When did they go on their first date? 🌹 What is their idea of a perfect date? 🔑 At what point would they move in with a partner? 💟 What is their stance on PDA? 🍵 Do they prefer to ask out a partner or be asked? 👥 What is my muse’s sexual & romantic orientation? 💦 When did they lose their virginity? ⁉ Have they ever questioned their sexuality? 💡 What made them realize their sexuality? 💌 When was their first serious relationship? 💘 What was their most serious relationship? 💝 What was their most recent serious relationship? 💗 What advice would they give a potential partner about making their relationship last if they could with no judgment? 💫 Have they ever been hit/struck by a partner? ❌ What is the biggest mistake they make in their relationships? 💥 What was their worst relationship? 😓 Have they ever cheated on a partner? 😢 Have they ever been cheated on by a partner? 💞 Would they ever enter/have they ever entered into a polyamorous relationship? 😭 When was their first breakup? 💔 What was their worst breakup? 👍 What was their most amicable breakup? 🌙 Have they ever had a one night stand? 🍷 How far would they go on a first date? 💍 Would they ever get married? 💎 Would they rather propose or be proposed to? 💒 What kind of wedding would they want to have? 👶 Do they want children? 🍼 Could a partner ever change their mind on children? ❔ Ask your own question!

[rpmemestbh]

50 oddly specific headcanon asks.

Send me a number! (some slightly nsfw) || specify muse if needed

How does your muse feel about seafood?

What is their favorite piece of technology?

When did they lose their virginity?

Was their anything their parents pushed them to do? (e.g. sports, theatre, band)

Describe your muse’s worst nightmare.

What is a deal-breaker when it comes to dating someone?

What was the most embarrassing moment in your muse’s life?

What keeps your muse up at night?

What chronic illnesses does your muse have, if any?

Does your muse get carsick?

Does your muse wear glasses/contacts?

What are some warning signs that your muse is getting depressed? 

What is your muse’s favorite candy?

Does your muse have a “victory song” and if so, what is it?

Who do they tend to bicker with the most?

Has your muse ever been hospitalized or institutionalized? 

Does your muse pray, whether it be to a god or some other force?

Has your muse ever lived in poverty?

Do they have any distinct voice mannerisms? (e.g. saying ‘like’ or ‘um’ a lot, stutters) 

Where are your muse’s ancestors from? Do they keep any of their traditions?

When did your muse learn about sex?

What is your muse most thankful for?

What shoe size is your muse?

Does your muse hate their middle name? \ What is it?

How many hours a day do they spend on the internet/watching TV?

Does your muse have any trophies?

If your muse was given the opportunity to go sky diving, would they?

What is the most common lie your muse tells themselves?

Has your muse ever had a pet? If so, what type?

Who was your muse’s first kiss?

What is your muse’s first memory?

How does your muse feel about crocs?

What are your muse’s biggest pet peeves?

What was your muse’s happiest birthday?

Does your muse cross their legs/ankles when they sit?

What simple task is your muse surprisingly bad at?

Did your muse ever own a Tamagatchi?

What was your muses’s first job?

Does your muse usually go for truth or dare?

Has your muse ever been to a concert?

What is your muse’s favorite holiday?

Does your muse reply to scary chain emails/messages?

Describe the first person your muse remembers losing.

Would your muse ever roleplay?

What is your muse’s Hogwarts house?

What is your muse’s first thought upon waking up?

Name a song your muse can sing every word to. 

Who would your muse sacrifice themselves for, if anybody?

How long is your muse’s penis? || What bra size is your muse?

If your muse could rid the world of one thing, what would it be?

[splattermemes-deactivated202007]

protective sentence starters

as requested. Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !

“Don’t you hurt a single hair on his/her/their head.”

“Hands off!”

“What do you think you’re doing to him/her/them?”

“I’ll never let you go.” / “Don’t ever let me go.”

“Don’t ever leave my sight again.”

“I got your back.”

“Where are you going? It’s not safe out there!”

“Do you trust me?”

“Be more careful next time. I don’t want to bandage you up again.”

“Hey, it’s cold outside. At least wear a jacket.”

“I’d die for you.”

“You’ll back off if you know what’s good for you.”

“Get behind me NOW.”

“Here, I have an extra weapon.”

“Duck, you idiot!”

“Go on without me.”

“Well what did you expect would happen while you’re walking alone at night? Come on, let’s get you away from that creep.”

“Hey. Pal. I’ve got a gun/knife/fist/weapon and I’m not afraid to use it.”

“You can stop hugging me now.”

“You scared the shit out of me. I’m never going to stop hugging you.”

“Quit babying me! I can protect myself.”

“I’ll always be there to save you.” / “I know you’ll always be there to save me.”

“If you even THINK about touching him/her/them, I’ll kill you.”

“[choked up] I thought I lost you.” / “[choked up] I never thought I’d see you again.”

[rp-memes-musings-blog]

Send me 🚢 if you would be interested in shipping our muses.

[princeofqi]

The NSFW Meme List

[justanotherrpmeme]

Send in * for my muse’s reaction to yours slapping mine on the ass

Send in ♔ for my muse’s reaction to yours pushing mine up against the wall 

Send in ✺ for my muse’s reaction to yours pulling mine up over their shoulder

Send in  √  for my muse’s reaction to yours blindfolding mine

Send in $ for my muse’s reaction to yours groping mine

Send in ☏ for my muse’s reaction to getting sexted by yours 

Send in ☼ for my muse’s reaction to yours sliding their hand up mine’s thigh

Send in ✆ for my muse’s reaction to yours propositioning them for a good time

Send in ✘ for my muse’s reaction to a booty call

Send in ⁇ for my muse’s reaction to walking in on yours while bathing

[itsawkwardfanboi]

Breaks my heart seeing him about to pass out

[1hat3u]

hopeless romantic with trust issues and a sex drive out the roof

[praecxptorem]

“You didn’t seem like you were having such a bad time last night.” (dopplegänger, Brock Rumlow)

Bastard. Let Brock have his pride just a little longer please. It was weird enough to even look at his twin. 

Brock gave a grumble as he got up to wash his face. 

“Don’t get cocky.”

[thatmansplayinggalaga]

Get to know me | Favourite Actors ↳ Frank Grillo

“What people don’t know is that I’m a black-belt in jujitsu, which I’ve been for 20 years, and I’ve been boxing since I’ve been 15 years old”

[thebamfblueelf]

🍆 - praecxptorem

[text Brock]You know it is super unfair.

[text Brock] I am at work and can not enjoy the full splendor of what you have shown me.

[thebamfblueelf]

His breath hitched sharply when that third finger pushed into him, body arching sharply off his desk before his hips seemed to jerk back. “B-brock.” It was hard not to moan, it was also hard to think straight with how his fingers were working inside of him.

Toes curled and he flicked his tail up a bit more to let him see more just trying to be more appealing, though it seemed he didn’t need to try to hard for that to make his dear husband want for him.

“T-Tell me more of was you like?” He managed to moan out legs spreading as he just tried to get Brock to touch him more, play with him more.

[praecxptorem]

Brock shoved those fingers in deep just to see Kurt moan and squirm. Fuck, it was attractive. He was slowly rutting his hips up against Kurt's rear and he gave a pleasured grunt. He could tell Kurt was trying to be more attractive but he didn't need to try hard.

"I don't know if I have the concentration for that, love. I like a lot of things."

Brock leaned over him and nuzzled into his neck before giving it a soft nip. Kurt even smelled good. Hips pressed right up against his husband, Brock slid his hand around Kurt to jerk him off.

"You're so damn beautiful, fuck."

[thebamfblueelf]

🍆 - praecxptorem

[text Brock]You know it is super unfair.

[text Brock] I am at work and can not enjoy the full splendor of what you have shown me.

[thebamfblueelf]

He was Catholic, everything was sin. Kurt tugged the plug he had been wearing out with a shuddering moan legs shaking as he did so. Eyes fluttering he set it aside for possibly later only to grip the edge of his desk when the other started touching him, hands moving over him and pushing into his slick slightly stretched hole.

He moaned a bit louder then he wanted, head dropping to press his forehead on the desk. Eyes fluttering he was more then pleased by the praise, but couldn’t manage to say much as he gave another soft breathy moan. “Do I?”

[praecxptorem]

Kurt moaned so beautifully and Brock had hardly touched him. This romp in the office would be quick but incredibly enjoyable. At least for Brock. But he always tried to make sure his partner's pleasure came before his own. Besides, Brock would enjoy this any way it went down.

Brock too shuddered, pushing those two fingers in deep until he found his prostate. His erection was throbbing in his boxers so he quickly pushed those off too.

"Hell yes you do. You look stunning, love."

He had half a mind to eat Kurt out too but he didn't think he had the patience for that. So he just pushed a third finger in to help stretch him a little more.

[thebamfblueelf]

🍆 - praecxptorem

[text Brock]You know it is super unfair.

[text Brock] I am at work and can not enjoy the full splendor of what you have shown me.

[thebamfblueelf]

[text Brock] Say that after we talk kinks.

He snorted to the idea flushed as his head ducked slowly. Fingers tangled into his hair as he bit his bottom lip looking down. Who knew marrying a now Shield agent would actually go well for him? Sure things started rough, but once they started taking it as more of dating it went a lot better.

“Ah hah Brock!” He smiled warmly at the other all alone in his large spacious office. Really they had a lot of room, not just the desk but a sofa, coffee table and two very large bay windows. Granted no one could see in through them, but they could see out. Kurt wasn’t going to tell Brock that though.

[praecxptorem]

Yeah, don’t tell Brock that. He’d be excited to perform with an audience. When he heard Kurt inside, Brock pushed open the door and shut it behind him. He whistled at the sight of Kurt. Hot damn.

As he stepped inside farther, he set his things down. “What a pretty picture you are. You prepping yourself for me?”

He started to take off his clothes, starting with his button down shirt as he advanced. Anything public was exciting to Brock. It was more exciting with his new husband, whom he’d yet to fully discover.

[thebamfblueelf]

“I am… I though this might suit.. your taste.” Who wouldn’t like to walk into a room with a naked Kurt waiting behind a desk? Normal people probable. Tail flicking he licked his lips as he flushed when the other started stripping fingers flexing before he went to walk over and help. So he was new to this. Not new just out of practice, very out of practice.

“A-already prepped actually.” He paused before going to saunter back to his desk naked as could be before bending over and letting his husband see just what he had in store for him.

“I mean you gave me plenty of time to get ready.” He mused flushed dark all the way down to his nipples with the pretty gold rings. Dear god this was something he was going to have to ask forgiveness for when they were done by the way Brock seemed to be staring.

[praecxptorem]

Forgiveness? Why? They were married. Brock hadn't seen something this beautiful in a long time. He actually groaned at the sight and pushed his pants down with more haste. Only his boxers were left and he stepped close to admire the gorgeous view of Kurt's ass on display.

"You're fucking beautiful. I want everyone to hear us when I have you."

Reaching forward, Brock squeezed a globe of Kurt's ass with one hand. The other trailed fingers over that sopping hole and he pushed two inside. "Hell, doll. You drive a man crazy."