country girls DNI!!

the sweetest smartest cutest prettiest loveliest girl in walnut grove 😁🩷 i like candy and my dolls and I HATE LAURA INGALLS!!!

[therealcharlesingalls]

I’m seeing an ethereal blue light

[therealcharlesingalls]

THIS IS IT.

[prairiebitchnellie]

Someone tell Mrs. Ingalls we sell handcrafted caskets at the mercantile

[therealcharlesingalls]

ooughhhag im so thirsty

[prairiebitchnellie]

We have a variety of refreshing beverages available at the mercantile 😁

[prairiebitchnellie]

Nellie how the hell did you get your grubby hands on tumblr?!

MOTHER!!! SOMEONE SWORE AT ME!!!!

Well for your information, Mother has connections, and naturally everyone in Walnut Grove is dying to hear what I have to say.

[girlwtf7]

Nellie Oleson aesthetic

[prairiebitchnellie]

First day back to class! Who wants to bet that Mary and Laura can't afford to get both slates and slate pencils 🫵😂

[prairiebitchnellie]

Willie's been asking for "a Nintendo" but Father says "we have no place to plug it in" and "it just doesn't make sense"

[therealcharlesingalls]

Thank goodness my good friend Nels Oleson let me into the mercantile. Mrs Oleson made a big fuss about it, but Nels knows the true meaning of Christmas spirit!!

I got everyone’s gifts! And another thank you to Mr. Oleson for informing me that djungelskog is a bear, not a shark. I don’t know how I got so mixed up!

My beautiful wife and children, I’m on my way home!!!!

[prairiebitchnellie]

You interrupted our Christmas dinner 🙄 Willie started eating Father's mashed potatoes and Father had to yell at him after you left -_- Anyway perhaps maybe I might have received the wrong information about the djungelskog, sooooooo glad Laura ended up getting the present she wanted 😁🧸 Mother says it's kind of sweet that you guys always manage to put a Christmas celebration together no matter how tight money gets

[prairiebitchnellie]

Willie shut UP about Skibidi Outhouse NOWWWW I DON'T CARE ABOUT IT!!!! ❌🚽

[prairiebitchnellie]

I didn't even need Santa to give me presents (he did anyway though because I'm the nicest girl in Walnut Grove) because Mother and Father already gave me the BEST gifts. I got a porcelain horse and a new pink dress and a hair ribbon all the way from London and a box of bonbons and a set of handmade dollhouse furniture and lots of other expensive things 🎄🎠🎀🍬

[prairiebitchnellie]

Laura Ingalls said that Santa wouldn't bring me any presents this year and lowkey it stung but Mother and Father always come through with this kind of thing 🤞🎁🎄

[elvis-official]

If you engaged in any campaign against any trans woman: I have a message for you

I am going to hit you with my car. Fuck you.

[therealcharlesingalls]

Thank you Elvis!

I don’t have a car, but I’ve been known to hit with my fists!

[prairiebitchnellie]

Transphobes and transmisogynists will be beaten with a leather strap!

[prairiebitchnellie]

Not blogging anymore.

[prairiebitchnellie]

Starting my OWN pink 🎀 pony 🎠 club and you are NOT invited 🩷🩷🩷

[therealcharlesingalls]

The Ingalls Family Christmas List:

Mary wants a braille edition of Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein

Laura would like a djungelskog (??)

Albert wants the new Sabrina carpenter record

Carrie STILL wants a labubu

Grace would love a new doll

Caroline wants the roof fixed

Charles wants his wife to forgive him for breaking the roof with a turkey

[prairiebitchnellie]

We sell most of this stuff at the mercantile, but Mother is in her "cash-only era" just so you know 😁 This is the thing Laura wants:

Also you should get Albert a Chappel Roan record instead because she's better. You're on your own with the roof LOL 🏡🦃💥

[prairiebitchnellie]

Mother told me to apologize for calling Willie a "shithead" 💩💀 but Father said I didn't need to apologize for telling the truth ☺️

[elfiemelodie-deactivated2026030]

Nelly Oleson must die

[prairiebitchnellie]

:(

[therealcharlesingalls]

That’s awful rude elfie medlodie. Apologize to Nellie.

[prairiebitchnellie]

Yes, apologize to me this instant or I'm telling Mother!

Thanks Mr. Ingalls...HEY, just what do you mean by your tag? 🤨

[elfiemelodie-deactivated2026030]

Nelly Oleson must die

[prairiebitchnellie]

:(