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karenroe‌:

“Wow, and I thought we were agreeing to never talk about that again. I was gonna say three too. Gotta lock it down after that, or else she just looks like the bitch when she leaves. She’s hot too though. Almost want to bet on if we could break them up but that would just ruin all the fun we’re having over here alone.”

“I granted myself a little free pass for the sake of the joke. Forgive me? Hey, that’d stir things up. Make the stakes higher with who can at least get a phone number first. Next time we’re feeling social it’d make for a great time. Mostly because I’d win. Sadly on this Tuesday night I’m only capable of bugging you can ordering beers from the bartender.”

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karenroe‌:

“Okay, under over on if those two go home tonight. Alternative is how many drinks does she let him buy her before ditching?” 

Of course she’s gonna go home with him I mean look at him. I’d be over there spitting some game if I didn’t come here with you. But I think she could swindle three drinks outta him if otherwise. He’s hot but he looks like a loser software developer with money to blow on a hot girl in hopes of her seeing through his terrible personality and get a decent make-out session in the bathroom in. Kind of like how you did with me.