not a fool, but the entire colosseum

big fish guy 🎷🦐 follow my art account 🦐👍 @prawn2ned-out

[prawn-toon]

Trying something new, used to post a bunch of art stuff on insta but cos of recent events I’ve been pondering switching. Didnt really post much art here to begin with just cos I bury it with memes and the like but thought, hey, let’s try something new and interesting and do an art blog as a side thing

I’ll prolly post whatever fandom art I do over there too, but I’m prioritizing of if you’re looking to see what else I’m up to 🦐👍

it’s that shrimple

blog for art and ocs mostly. they/she. big fish fan 🐠🐟🪸🦈🦞🦀🦐

[love-goblinn]

the man who is loved even by his ship

[theposhperyton]

So I've been watching Water 7

[reachyoutomorrow]

[lollytea]

Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the character of all time. I'm almost inclined to ask "What's his fucking PROBLEM???" but he thoroughly explains his problem in every episode

[alien-bottle]

Two guys enjoying a nice cold bottle of cola

[3vergrewe]

It’s Franky’s Birthday!!

[heater-or-radiator]

Pre timeskip is so summer coded...starting to feel summery lwk

Sketch and version with background I didn't like below the cut

[poon-nropay]

hi here's my boy Franky from One Piece.

[ID: fanart of Franky from One Piece. he's seen as his younger self, fully human, wearing an open yellow and red shirt and dark blue speedo. he's grinning brightly, hands on his hips, with goggles on his head and visible top surgery scars. his shadow is light blue, and shows his older self- Cyborg Franky, with large metal shoulders and arms. text above him reads "super" in all capitals, blue with red shadows. END ID]

[doodle-list]

The urge to draw western frobin

[heater-or-radiator]

Gossips

[horsefriend]

[putnamspuppeteer]

For those who don't know: Ikumi Nakamura is the woman who was senior artist on Bayonetta, and designed the titular character along with Hideki Kamiya. Their greatest moment of bonding was over their insistence that Bayonetta keep her glasses on at all times. Nakamura cannot go to horny jail. She is the warden.

[brookietf]

[catgirlforeskin]

Happy pride month to her and her exclusively

[seraphiminn]

she made a comic about the experience on twitter

[catboybiologist]

happy pride

[ikindamaybewanthertositonmyface]

An Update from back in October I'm surprised wasn't added to this post. lol

[evilwizard]

wake up people. big bad wolf breath can’t melt straw beams. the first little pig was an inside job

[omnybus]

Swine/11

[evilwizard]

no there were 3

[hotvampireadjacent]

https://twitter.com/birdtickler/status/1552657242909904897?s=21&t=q4JEDIALmV-cAjcoEOypdw

[littlemisspipebomb]

ok so I looked it up, and it turns out they made a track out of PVC pipes, down a hill. The owner didn't realise PVC expanded in the heat, so on a turn the track just fell apart and the dude inside went over a fucking free way and into a swamp.

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

The funniest part is that the inspector was watching the whole time, and once the ball stopped he left without saying anything. Park management just shut it down then and there.

[baronfulmen]

"The ball cleared a small hill, briefly going airborne, then zipped right across Route 94, the two-lane road splitting the park. Cars honked and slammed on their brakes. If there had been opposing traffic, Frank would have become part of a real-life game of Pong, volleying from one bumper to another.

Still in pursuit, we followed the ball toward a small lake in Motor World that had been earmarked for a fleet of tiny bumper boats for children. The area wasn’t open yet, but the empty boats were being tested and floated on the surface. The ball soared over the grass and smashed into several of them, scattering the others with rippling waves from the impact, which launched some of the boats several feet in the air.

Charlie and Ken waded into the water looking for the hatch. After some difficulty, they got it open. Charlie pulled Frank out by grabbing him under his armpits like a baby. Frank crawled up the bank, coughing and sputtering. He splayed across the grass as we all stared at the ball, which bobbed in the water like it was attached to a fishing lure.

We did not ask for the inspector’s report, nor did we ever hear of one being filed. Ken Bailey returned to Canada. The snow-makers cleared away the PVC. Told to dispose of the Bailey Ball, they rolled it into the woods, where it remained for many years."

I don't know that this beats the teeth story, but it's pretty great.

[stargoyle]

Big announcement:

Fucking petting hims

[4waystreet]

hi we’re a24 and we loved the ytp you posted when you were 15. do you want to direct the multimillion dollar adaptation of your opus, simpsons gone purple?

[moldavite]

some intimacy and access to a skeleton army would go like crazy right now