oozey mess
Claire Keane
macklin celebrini has autism
YOU ARE THE REASON
Jules of Nature
#extradirty
Kiana Khansmith
Origami Around
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Janaina Medeiros
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
cherry valley forever
ellievsbear
tannertan36
almost home
will byers stan first human second
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shark vs the universe
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@prayersforthebabadook
I don’t like being referred to as a boy
Woah mama I'll give anyone who misgenders you the Elvis Special (a bullet)
This account likely makes the list of “the last accounts I’d ever expect to be anywhere near my blog” but I appreciate it
Woah mama I'm one of your mutuals
WHAT
last night i dreamt tumblr added like a billion buttons to the mobile app so instead of this
we got this
and everyone just rolled with it but sometimes the wide naruto got too wide and blocked off all the other buttons and people would just post "got naruto'd again :/" and the only way to reset him was to log out and log back in
Yeah okay ill reblog that
Remember you are one
i’m obsessed with the mum from ponyo. driving single lane on a cliff edge? drift those turns in your nissan cube. husband has to work an extra shift? tell him to fuck off in morse code. pet fish turned into a child on your driveway? adopt her. town drowned in a tsunami? leave your 5 year old in charge, he’s the man of the house now
ideal woman to me and i am not kidding
SHE SHOULD BE AT THE CLUB
I don’t think the club could handle her
had a bad low blood pressure moment last night and messily asked my partner for saltines and water before realizing i should probably ask for the Blood Pressure Medication I Need To Take. while they went to go grab it though i still had water and crackers so in a daze i took a swig of water but didnt swallow and then tried to cram 2 saltines in my mouth. full of water. in bed. with mouth full of water
Boxhead Devouring Two Saltines, 2024
Oh My God Damn
fuuuck um maybe
say less.
had to make the inverse situation of this. lets give it up for time blindness yayyy
And a shout out to executive dysfunction
you either get it or you gont
Say that shit my brother
you literally either get it or you gont
“don🦍t believe anything your brain tells you after 9 pm” wrong. the prime time for decision making is when you🦍re sleep deprived
^example of what life would be like if we used gorillas instead of apostrophes
Kissing you on the forehead
With teeth
From behind
Snippet from my garbage bag test, also currently known as the mer-leech!
Longer, more detailed video is on my Patreon!
not gonna lie, if I saw this in the pool I would scream at a frequency high enough to smash glass
@nightbringer24 I think you mentioned mersharks and sideways motion in a post and I mentioned this merleech style of swimming but couldn’t find it then.
Okay, I take back what I said then. Shark style swimming with a humanoid body is very much possible.
Go or don't my scarab idc
edging my scarab
didnt have to say that
I'm at a :.|:; for words.
