Trust your soul, not your body.

Oh, goodnessâ¦ Iâm so sorry. Could I see the dress sometime? I am very fond of beautiful dresses.

Yes, Iâ¦ Heh, ironic to the conversationâ¦ I just got engaged.

whiskeystitches

Itâs been many moons since she left. I have had my time to mourn over her and settle myself into the mafia in which I am the tailor. I would love to show you one day. I have many dresses for her, all of which i have kept.

Oh really? Congrats to you then. Who is the lucky individual?

That would be wonderful, Stitch.

Her name s Primrose. She is the local mailperson in the city we live in.

whiskeystitches

Primrose huh? That’s a beautiful name. I bet it is a name most befitting of her figure.

Do you have a transportalizer?

#YOU THINK YOU FEEL BAD LOL #ic #whiskeystitches

Ah, yes. It suits her perfectly. She’s the most beautiful woman I’ve ever met.

Indeed!!

Dear me,

#ic #It has been a long time.

slothblog

please fuel my ego and tell me what your favorite thing about me is

Dear me, PI! Is that you? I-I hope this isn't coming off as a little impolite, but I haven't seen you since we were in the midst of that screwy game...

Goodness, NB! It has been ages!It’s wonderful to see you again, dear. How have you been holding up?Did you get magic as well?

Goodness, I need to stop asking questions…

Remember, Broad! I go there a lot, and I’d be with you the entire time, I promise.

I-I suppose it would be futile for me to add another are you sure there, wouldn’t it? But I might….I might consider going there if you stick to your promise…It really won’t be swell for my nerves to be left out there in the sights of their demonic peepers! But….thank you for telling me about this.

Of course, NB. Don’t worry, I never go back on my promises.

So the demons…did they, how did they teach you how to use your magic, whatever they may be? I’m sorry if they might be obvious…..but what powers did you get?

I can see the future and I can also manipulate flames– Yes. They do train you.

T-the future! Really? If it weren’t coming from you I’d probably think it was a load of piffle! I guess that means I can trust you when you say that they’ll train me..a-and be safe, of course.

Indeed! Trust me, as far as my eye can see, nothing shall go wrong.

precariousinvestigator

“Please do not…”

“Pfft. You can’t tell me what to do, dick.” He pulls a butterfly knife from his pocket and plays with it, but makes no move to attack.

“This is more of a warning.” The detective frowns.

“A warning for what? I thought you can’t arrest me.” He chuckles, still just being a prick in general as he tosses the knife from one hand to the other. At one point, he balances the blade on his fingertip, the knife wobbling back and forth precariously.

Mun is going to punch this shit in the mouth. "I never said anything about arresting you." He smiles.

#sk1tchy

Dear me, PI! Is that you? I-I hope this isn't coming off as a little impolite, but I haven't seen you since we were in the midst of that screwy game...

Goodness, NB! It has been ages!It’s wonderful to see you again, dear. How have you been holding up?Did you get magic as well?

Goodness, I need to stop asking questions…

Remember, Broad! I go there a lot, and I’d be with you the entire time, I promise.

I-I suppose it would be futile for me to add another are you sure there, wouldn’t it? But I might….I might consider going there if you stick to your promise…It really won’t be swell for my nerves to be left out there in the sights of their demonic peepers! But….thank you for telling me about this.

Of course, NB. Don’t worry, I never go back on my promises.

So the demons…did they, how did they teach you how to use your magic, whatever they may be? I’m sorry if they might be obvious…..but what powers did you get?

I can see the future and I can also manipulate flames-- Yes. They do train you.

Dear me, PI! Is that you? I-I hope this isn't coming off as a little impolite, but I haven't seen you since we were in the midst of that screwy game...

Goodness, NB! It has been ages!It’s wonderful to see you again, dear. How have you been holding up?Did you get magic as well?

Goodness, I need to stop asking questions…

Remember, Broad! I go there a lot, and I’d be with you the entire time, I promise.

I-I suppose it would be futile for me to add another are you sure there, wouldn’t it? But I might….I might consider going there if you stick to your promise…It really won’t be swell for my nerves to be left out there in the sights of their demonic peepers! But….thank you for telling me about this.

Of course, NB. Don't worry, I never go back on my promises.

precariousinvestigator

“Please do not…”

“Pfft. You can’t tell me what to do, dick.” He pulls a butterfly knife from his pocket and plays with it, but makes no move to attack.

#((imma punch you))#sk1tchy

"This is more of a warning." The detective frowns.

Dear me, PI! Is that you? I-I hope this isn't coming off as a little impolite, but I haven't seen you since we were in the midst of that screwy game...

Goodness, NB! It has been ages!It’s wonderful to see you again, dear. How have you been holding up?Did you get magic as well?

Goodness, I need to stop asking questions…

Remember, Broad! I go there a lot, and I'd be with you the entire time, I promise.

pastelgarfield-deactivated20160

- don’t rp real people

- don’t headcanon about real people

- don’t ship real people

- honestly don’t fucking treat real people like fictional characters these are real fucking people holy shit

precariousinvestigator

“I… Wouldn’t recommend stabbing me, anyhow.”

“Fuck you, I’ll stab whoever I wanna stab.”

"Please do not..."

#itchy pls))#sk1tchy

Dear me, PI! Is that you? I-I hope this isn't coming off as a little impolite, but I haven't seen you since we were in the midst of that screwy game...

Goodness, NB! It has been ages!It’s wonderful to see you again, dear. How have you been holding up?Did you get magic as well?

Goodness, I need to stop asking questions…

Oh no! I-I’m quite sure that your questions are just copacetic! I mean, we haven’t really spoken in a while……… But I suppose we both have magic now considering our screwy skin color….. how are handling using the uh, powers?

I have been handling them quite well! I have spent a long amount of time with the Horrorterrors working to get better. Goodness… You should have seen me right after the hack. I was a mess.

What kind of powers have you aquired?

Get better! Oh dear I’m sorry! That really should have clicked considering all that fluky confusion that happened when PS hacked it. And uh, well I can float a little and speak to fellas without actually speaking….but probably the most useful is moving things with my thoughts…it really takes back some of the problems that having such a low vim causes. But it just—It’s always so nerve wracking when I have to actually use it! I mean, I’m always a little disconcerted that something bad is going to happen. And I was so hopped up when I first started using it that I’m not even entirely sure what I did….

Those powers sound very interesting, goodness gracious. Perhaps you should train with the Terrors, as well.

Perhaps….but, who exactly are the terrors? T-they’re not as bad as their name implies, right?

The horrorterrors are the demons who granted us our power. I will take you to the realm eventually, it's terrifying but you will get use to it.

Dear me, PI! Is that you? I-I hope this isn't coming off as a little impolite, but I haven't seen you since we were in the midst of that screwy game...

Goodness, NB! It has been ages!It’s wonderful to see you again, dear. How have you been holding up?Did you get magic as well?

Goodness, I need to stop asking questions…

Oh no! I-I’m quite sure that your questions are just copacetic! I mean, we haven’t really spoken in a while……… But I suppose we both have magic now considering our screwy skin color….. how are handling using the uh, powers?

I have been handling them quite well! I have spent a long amount of time with the Horrorterrors working to get better. Goodness… You should have seen me right after the hack. I was a mess.

What kind of powers have you aquired?

Get better! Oh dear I’m sorry! That really should have clicked considering all that fluky confusion that happened when PS hacked it. And uh, well I can float a little and speak to fellas without actually speaking….but probably the most useful is moving things with my thoughts…it really takes back some of the problems that having such a low vim causes. But it just—It’s always so nerve wracking when I have to actually use it! I mean, I’m always a little disconcerted that something bad is going to happen. And I was so hopped up when I first started using it that I’m not even entirely sure what I did….

Those powers sound very interesting, goodness gracious. Perhaps you should train with the Terrors, as well.

#noir speaks #ooc #i am actually Itchy

((My memory is terrible so I heavily rely on notes i stick on the coffee maker.

precariousinvestigator

“Not at all…! It is against my quota to arrest other timeline people…”

“Aight, good. I didn’t feel like stabbin’ a bitch today, ‘cause I didn’t do nothin’.”