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[garaks-padded-bra]

babysitting a kid right now, and hes pretend napping and ive got lullaby music on and everything (this is something he likes to do.) and hes pretending to sleep talk. This is all normal enough except the only words hes choosing to say are *snoooooorrre*…… cinnamon challenge…. my god………..Cinnamon challeng………..

[garaks-padded-bra]

Same kid just passed me a note reading “I Ned Car”

I was like why do you need a car? And he just sighed and kicked the floor and said “Needa get outta here man.”.

[quasi-normalcy]

Well that's an interesting academic intellectual framework you've got there, buddy. Be a real shame if I, the biggest idiot that you've ever met, were to be exposed to it out of context on social media.

[quasi-normalcy]

Well that's a fine piece of specialist jargon you have there. Be a real shame if someone were to...start using it in a vibes-based way on TikTok

[nyancrimew]

[eosofspades]

[jimcantswim]

[brown-forking-weed]

It's so hot the peons are boiling gruel on the sidewalk

[sepiamestus]

I would like to apologize to every single one of my wips ever

[ceausescue]

applying for jobs seems to mostly consist of lying and submitting to indignities, which is whatever. but it is very difficult for me to override my innate instinct that anyone demanding i write a cover letter has insulted me so greatly that the only way to retain my honor is violence

[lakevida]

my new job is so good except for this part

[lakevida]

[florbe-triz]

[cryptotheism]

Lay waste to his pussy with torch and sword

[natikoko-deactivated20260224]

do you ever like someone’s ocs so much it makes you sick

[elliegoose]

fat tummy peeking out from the bottom of someone's shirt should receive the same appreciation that's given to tasteful cleavage in a low-cut top or a little bit of asscheek poking out from tiny shorts. this would improve society

[cryptotheism]

Oh it just clicked! You masturbate too much!

Can a warrior dedicate too much of his life to the blade?

[vashthestampede-deactivated2020]

Why do you say men are objects? That’s not true and hurtful

men are on sale at the grocery store for a few dollars

[bernard-jackson]

[were--ralph]

man everyone is just going through it like. this fully sucks for everyone

[were--ralph]

not even like joking around like genuinely if you're also Going Through It right now i hope stuff gets better for you. like. everything sucks in a way that feels like it's completely out of my/our control and it feels like a hill too steep to climb

[notvoid]