WE WORSHIP MAXPRES IN THIS HOUSEHOLD

katie | she/her | lesbian 

[paperfiller]

to me there’s nothing, in terms of instant joy, that beats Dadvid au

[preciousmaxpres]

AW THIS IS SO WHOLESOME I’M CRYING

[preciousmaxpres]

you’re annoying (chapter 1)-MaxPres

A/N: hey thots it’s ya girl,,,,back at it again with a shitty fanfiction. Also i deleted chapter one and decided to add more because i didn’t find it too good + i changed the name because it sounded too ‘bAsiC’ word count: 1238

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February 6th, 2018

“Hopefully you guys enjoyed your long weekend, it’s a new semester so here are your 2nd-semester schedules. Just a quick reminder, for the next week you must at your homeroom class for the first 10 minutes of the first period!” Max’s homeroom teacher, Ms.Hawkins said sternly as she walked by each desk passing out the new schedules. Max groaned as she passed it out, the class choices were due Friday and knowing Ms. Hawkins, she would force Max into one of those classes. Finally, the 10 minutes were up and everyone left, except for Max. The teacher called Max over to his desk. Max ran his hand thru his thick curly faded hair as he sat down on the chair in front of her desk. “Max, listen, I know I’m going to annoy you with this. But, you need to join one of the class choices for college due to your grades. You’re going to need some credentials.”

Max sighed and responded. “Fine, as long as you shut up. What are my choices?” Max rolled his eyes and sighed in defeat. “First all of don’t speak to me in such a way, ever again. Music, Art or theatre” Max sat back in the chair. Knowing that if he were to go with music (which surprisingly he was good at) and have a teacher who had her saggy tits in a knot and took it out on the students or art. But, there’s really no point in that since he is utter shit at art. Which left him with one last choice, theatre. Max knew he was going to pick that one, the teacher was pretty nice and was chill (from what he has heard). Plus, he could help out with the music for the musicals. “Okay, I’ll take theatre”  he announced as he slammed the class choice forum and picked up his bagged and left to his first period.

Max went to his first period and as he walked in and sat in the very back. He pulled up his hood and looked up to the front to the teacher’s desk up the front of the seats. The teacher stood up and announced in an annoyed monotone-like voice. “Ok kids, I’m your sub, Ms. Gwen (but just call me Gwen) for the next month because all I could muster up was a liberal arts degree, so I work shitty jobs like this. Anyways here’s your Paquet for the month is a review of math from last semester-” “Um, excuse me, aren’t you my old camp counsellor from when I was 10?” Nerris asked. Gwen nodded, Max was surprised she didn’t try to go to community college to help with her sad excuse of a degree. “Cool beans!! Because everyone from Camp Campbell goes here!” Nerris excitedly raised her voice. Gwen ignored her since Camp Campbell was an interesting time back when she was working there. And would rather not think of something. And that’s the rest of the period except for people fucking around with each other or on their phones. Max just wanted something to happen so he could fucking leave.

February 26th, 2018

“How the fuck did you get the role of Romeo?” Nikki said as she turned to face Max. “Honestly, I have no clue. I can’t believe our homeroom teacher made us do this.” Max shrugged as he adjusted his hair while club continuing to read down the list. “Okay, so the role for Juliet is Preston Goodplay? Who the fuck is that?” Max questioned. Nikki lit up and smiled “Oh! That’s the kid in our science class who is like super obsessed with theatre and is gay. His best friend Harrison is Neil’s boyfriend.” Max’s face crinkled “You’re fucking kidding, I have to kiss another dude in this bullshit version of Romeo and Juliet where nobody fucking dies!?” Max spat as he walked away to his first period just as the bell rang. Nikki just sighed and walked in the other direction, she learned from experience that Max wasn’t someone who you wanted to talk back to whenever he was in a mood like this.

“Maxwell, how many times do I need to tell you do take off your hoodie during class?” Miss Urbach sighed with an angry tone. Max just got even more frustrated and pulled his hood off. He was too distracted by his thoughts than her annoying monotone voice and ass crack looking face. He was done with school. He had theatre class next period, it was going to be his 4rth time to that shithole and today they had to practice their lines for the bullshit version of Romeo and Juliet. Max crossed his arms on his desk and put his head on his arms and fell asleep to Miss Urbach useless rambles. Soon enough, the bell rang.

Mr. David smiled too gleefully looking at the class on the stage and spoke “ Hello my marvellous students! Aren’t you guys excited? Today is the first class that we are learning our scripts for our school's version of Romeo and Juliet!” Max sighed, he thought he could do something backstage, but, no Mr.Daniel ( the other teacher for Theater class) had other ideas. Max sighed and went off into a corner and “read” his lines, in reality, he was fucking around on his phone. pieceofshit: wassup losers

IfTarzanWasAGirl: Nm i’m in math :( wbu

pieceofshit:  theater. i want to die.

IfTarzanWasAGirl: REALLY???????? YOU SHOULD BE TALKING TO YOUR ROMEO PRESTON

pieceofshit: dude, i’ve been avoiding him until i have to fucking kiss him 

Neil_Nye:

GUYS SHUT THE FUCK UP! My phone keeps buzzing in the middle of class.

Max rolled his eyes and turned off his phone since he realized Mr.David was trying to get his attention. “Max! Get off the floor and practice your lines with Preston! You two are the stars of the show after all!” He said cheerfully and pick up his phone from Max. “And you can get this at the end of the day at the office!” Max groaned and ignored him while David stood there gleefully putting Max’s phone in his pocket and walked away. 

“What’s up fucker,” Max said in an annoyed tone to Preston as he was putting his hood him. “Ready to practice our lines?” Preston said excitedly. Max rolled his eyes and grabbed the script in Prestons hands and looked at him straight in the eye and spoke in such a stern voice “No.” and shredded the paper with his hands. He huffed then stormed off throwing the now useless paper on the floor. The theatre nerd just stood there dumbfounded at whatever the fuck just happened. Max huffed and went backstage to the bathrooms and looked at the clock. Only a few minutes before lunch fucking finally. After many minutes of contemplation of his shitty life the lunch bell rang. Max swiftly walked ignoring everything and everyone to his private place in the woods behind his school.

[mayorowly]

Teenage Max and Preston bc ingeneral I think they're cute

very

[max-as-hell]

Quick comic set after the events of Eggs Benefits. 

Preston is Not Okay, but that’s alright because Max will keep Nurf off his back for now at least.

[lime1991]

max: *mentions preston once*

me: wow i cant believe maxpres is fucking cano

[preciousmaxpres]

sjsjsj mE

[littlelotusbuddy-deactivated202]

i made an animatic and my friends really want me to post it- i am so embarrassed!!!!! : )

i hope you like it anywhoosies

[preciousmaxpres]

shitty maxpres highschool au that’s based off a fanfiction i’m writing headcanons for your soul :”)

-Max and Preston met in theatre class. It was an optional class that Max’s homeroom teacher made him do for the 2nd semester.

-Preston was the first person to talk to him and Max hated him (at first) because he was too dramatic.

-The teacher (Daniel) made the class do the play, Romeo and Juliet where Max got the role of Romeo.

-After Mr.Daniel made the announcement of the play, Preston begged him to be Juliet and he ended up getting the role.

-Preston finds Max one day crying at lunch and tries to talk to him and explain to him that no matter what everything will be a-okay which makes Max hug him.

-Preston is taken aback at first because Max is basically a 3dge l0rd.

-Preston invites him to his house to practice their lines and to show him, Hamilton.

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aight, so that’s all for now because i’m in the middle of writing my high school au one-shot which isn’t even near finished it has like 1k words (yikes). also, these are pretty bad because i don’t wanna go too long without posting.  

[justcallmesabby]

ok but max angrily smooching preston and //dramatic boi probably fainted

kiss the boy

[preciousmaxpres]

SHALALALALALA KISS THE BOY 

[hell-isnt-infinitesimal]

This has probably been done before

[preciousmaxpres]

MAXPRES-One Shot

“Max, we’re gonna be best friends forever! My mommy says that when people are grown up and are very close friends they take them on a date, so I’m going to take you on a date when we're grown-ups! ” The taller boy exclaimed, Max looked down at the ground, he was a shy, sweet kid as Preston remembered. He missed him a lot even though now he was going to 16 soon. The two were quite literally inseparable. Until he moved away to a different state when they were in second grade. He remembers how sad Max was the day before he left after all Preston was Max’s best friend. Of course, he had his friends, Nikki and Neil but, he didn’t really show it because of how angsty he was. Deep down, he cared (for some people) but, he missed Preston a lot, no matter how many times his father David brought him up and how it responded with disgust and hatred to him.

“Bye, dad! I’m going to the 7/11 down the block a few blocks, have fun hooking up with that cult looking ass guy again!” Max shouted as he left quickly before David could say anything in return. Max shoved his earbuds in his ears and pulled the hood of his blue hoodie over his head and off he went. A few minutes later into the walk, he heard someone yelling his name although it was rather muffled, Max just thought it was David being a fucking cunt again. The yelling of his name continued until Max turned around  “Uh is that you, Preston?”  He looked up to the boy, he had a man bun Max found it kind of cute, maybe he eventually grew out of his Shakespeare faze. He had a black turtleneck complemented by a red scarf. Preston panted “Yep, that’s me, the great Preston Goodplay.” He gave a weak thumbs up before murmuring before dramatically standing up straight. “Maxwell.” He declared “Will you go on a date with me?” whilst presenting a rose bouquet. Max smiled “You remembered..” He looked up and smiled and pulled the taller boy into a hug. Now, this was rare for Max to be so gentle he knew that if Nikki or Neil saw this he would never hear the end of it. Preston and Max both pulled back yet, still held each other. The two kind of awkwardly stared at each other for a few seconds before they both realized that they were on the sidewalk and how awkward it would be if someone drove by.

“Wait, so, how the fuck did manage to find me?” Max chuckled he (for once wasn’t wearing his signature blue hoodie) was wearing a nice graphic tee with some dark blue ripped jeans and some new Vans his father recently bought him since his old red ones “looked like a homeless person owned them” as his father, David, would say. “Oh, your dad still has the same email address so my mom just told him everything.” Max let out a simple ‘oh’ before heading to get the popcorn in the kitchen before walking back and joining Preston on the couch and pulling the fuzzy blanket of Preston “Mine.” Max teased before letting them both get underneath the blanket. “You’re cuddling me Preston, my couch my rules.” Preston let out a giggle. He was probably the only person in the world who got to see Max like this. “Which movie shall we watch?” Preston looked down at Max’s face which was already on his shoulder and their legs intertwined. “Heathers.” Preston let out a squeal. “Oh my god yes!!!! I love that movie!!” He practically yelled.

 So the night continued they ate popcorn and watching Heathers. Until, half way thru the movie, a loud sound of thunder followed by a huge flash of lightning. which surprisingly scared the living shit out of Max who jumped right on top of Preston. “You’re scared of these?” He was wide-eyed he always thought of Max as some “fearless angsty bad boy”  “Shut up, okay?” Max said as he buried his head into Preston's chest “Don’t worry, I’ll protect you” He said gently as he wrapped his arms around the shorter boy who was slowly drifting to sleep.

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Thanks so much for reading, constructive criticism is welcome! 

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Prompt inspired by @https://otp-fanfic-ideas.tumblr.com/  (Prompt)

[heehoo-snek]

Max x Preston is a blessed ship Reblog if you agree

pls

[preciousmaxpres]

yes 

[preciousmaxpres]

i honestly have no idea how maxpres started but for some reason i love it so much

[preciousmaxpres]

first edit! sorry, it’s shit y’all :’)

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