it's hard being a hermit nowadays

Alli, 21. bourgeoisie memes

[mollyjames]

"Good girl" is nice and all, but someone just told me "you serve me well" and I felt neurons fire I didn't even know I had

[mollyjames]

I mean... yeahhh...

[john-barrymore]

[evilweasel]

(i attempt the trick where the peasant leans down and kisses the ring off the nobleman's finger) (my mouth is a distinct square shape when i stand back up) yore majethty

[valtsv]

i'm sort of between graves right now

[valtsv]

got one foot in the grave but it could go anywhere. any grave. could be yours. if you want it.

[redstonedust]

having anti punitive justice morals sucks because you want to say "man that guy sucks he should get hit with hammers until he dies" but you also want to make it clear you don't think anyone should be put in charge of the 'hit people with hammers until they die" machine.

[pluggedinandreadytofall]

[unfading-scrutiny-deactivated20]

[perfectday1972]

"came back wrong" but it's from work

[2mo3cm-man]

[daily-spooky]

[catcrumb]

[catcrumb]

[hotvampireadjacent]

Astarion’s girlfriend now

[hotvampireadjacent]

Everyone tagging this with how to get rid of the debuff is missing the point:

Astarion stole this persons girlfriend.

[catcrumb]

[transexuality]

im cain and im abel

the brothers

[kuromi-hoemie]

the brother

[jocula-trixie]

advanced tip: while driving, you can use your turn signal to warn other drivers that you intend to turn.

[disco-tea]

I don’t think anything quite gets me like ‘grieving character starts wearing something of their dead loved ones,’ particularly if the clothing/jewelry/object/weapon was something that sorta trademarked that other character. It’s like the character is gone but you can still visually see their memory living on through those that loved them. It just hits so hard.

[haverdoodles]

defender of the people!

— (Wyll)

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a tribute to our favourite folk hero :)

[hajima-7]

Blade of Avernus🔥