entertain me entertain me

take me away to someplace ive never been before im the guy named cass | 26| he/it raccoonbatcat thing | i like lisa and funger and ynfgs and dorohedoro and industrial/electronic music a lot ^_^ proship dni

[modernbaseball]

Requesting Maxwell's Silver Hammer at the club

[commanderchr1st]

bro, go to Jimmy John's and ask for the Fetty Wop meal. The looks on their faces won't change and they'll give you a buffalo chicken wrap and buffalo chicken flavored chips with a drink of your choice.

[commanderchr1st]

this is not a bit but a grim reality

[doctorworm7kbs]

just learned from my friend who works at Jimmy John's that the parentheses in the meal name caused a nationwide software glitch for 24 hours that made it so the order was free. Her store had to cancel hundreds of orders that day.

[commanderchr1st]

Fetty Wap infinite meal glitch at Jimmy John's

[rainbow-femme]

His strength is that he is biscuits

[ifiinvadelaconiaishallturnyouout]

[odrosal]

call-out post: my wife

somehow played 200 hours of Donkey Kong 64 and only finished 26% of it

[cryptotheism]

My uncle can flutter jump like yoshi

[cryptotheism]

He doesn't like to do it where people can see though. If you bring it up he gets all embarrassed.

[captain-price-returns]

eating in mexico as a Brit or central/northern European has gotta be like hearing music for the first time

[lokaror]

Anyone who ever listened to the black eyed peas has been dead thousands of years. Feel old yet?

[orcboxer]

[cottoncandylesbo]

[ceruleanheaven]

(two deers in) why are there deers here

[niceinchnails]

Lois We might die from drowning & stewie & chris & dog

[niceinchnails]

Brian

[goldmidas-deactivated20180130]

wonder what the bonglord up to today

[campbellchunky-deactivated20160]

He smoking out a waterslide wit ppl still inside

[venusswasaboy]

I quote this and laugh to myself very, very often.

[a-large-pillar-of-salt]

[9cl]

Driving around my town trying to find one single burger just one burger or a hot dog but Unfortunately everythings just rubble and twisted scaffolding upstretched and rotting and theres shit on fire and a big black ass sky

[official-kircheis]

[9cl]

Guess i cant do shit anymore Cause the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides... And yep, you guessed it: a dark wind blows.

[faemorrigan]

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

[faemorrigan]

"this story is misogynistic!!"

>looks inside

>about the pressures of societal misogyny and how its bad

[flimflix]