entertain me entertain me

take me away to someplace ive never been before im the guy named cass | 26| he/it raccoonbatcat thing | i like lisa and funger and ynfgs and dorohedoro and industrial/electronic music a lot ^_^ proship dni

[laserwalnut]

Brother and sister

[incompletepuppets]

pasture wound

[chaosnightmare]

mythbusters finding out if its safe to microwave a bowl of cereal

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

your mom is a baked potato your dad's dumb ass is asparagus and you are a god damn green bean

[garaks-padded-cell]

I have an absolutely massive russian guy as my driving instructor rn

Whenever i get into his car i have to spend an embarrassing 3 minutes adjusting everything back into clown car proportions so i can fit. Anyways a couple lessons ago he had me do the same route over and over to practice and there was a dead seagull in the middle of the road at one point and to keep correct positioning on the road i was required to drive over its carcass like 19 times just goring this seagull until the 20th lap when my instructor looked at the seagull that now more resembled tomato soup than a bird and said "this time. you spare seagull" and so i did and then he said "incorrect positioning on road"

[garaks-padded-cell]

Artists rendition

[contemptible-scoundrel]

ALCOHOLIC IN BALD DOG WORLD: I could go for some skin of the dog right now

[never-obsolete]

Pokemon Green (NES bootleg)

[supermcmuffin2012]

old deltarune art

[pumpkincookie269]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

the "we need this version of [x]" memes always have me in hysterics for some reason

[innerchildabortionclinic]

are there any more

[hotvampireadjacent]

[anchovy]

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.

[anchovy]

I’m so fucked

[sableleatherywingsopeninthe711]

figured id make a new commission post with some more recent examples! dm me here at @sableleatherywingsopeninthe711 or @decayingartgallery if interested! :3

i have both venmo and paypal!

[sableleatherywingsopeninthe711]

hey soooooo i only got paid 80 bucks from my job this week if anyone wants to commission me thatd be a huuuuuuuuuge help :,)

[hungry-skeleton]

This is the only good post ever made to the utdr subreddits

[blinguie]

freeze fawn flight

[daisukoth]

Susie use little tail and switshed away leaves on a stump before sitting down...

[rasamune]

This appears to be a reference to a piece of fanart from 2018 by 苔玉 (Kokedama) on pixiv, titled "しっぽ使いスージィちゃん" ("Tail-user Susie-chan")

#deltarune しっぽ使いスージィちゃん - 苔玉のうごイラ - pixiv

Ｔシャツの発表によってしっぽ無いことがわかっちゃったけどこれはただの二次創作だからなんの問題もないね2021.9.21追記chapter2ありがとう…………………

[sableleatherywingsopeninthe711]

not sure if i want to remake or make a personal sideblog or just stop giving a fuck and posting on here like i used to

[loveisinthebat]

Soft Friend