[molags-balls]

wyd after taking this

[skelegun]

[realpeoplefiction]

strange decanters by etienne meneau

[bogleech]

Theres a bluesky blog that just posts the literal english translations of japanese Adult Video titles, and some are just horrifying while others are unexplainably so funny I couldnt breathe.

[pyrokineticpraemegaceros]

cut and paste!

[synapseoftheark]

lisa the hopeful final boss

[2006machine]

[dogpuppy]

[sunburnt-brian]

[howtofuckyourkramer]

Lala Bingle sent you $10 for yummy sneats

[ssluggishh]

when i tell you i laughed so hard my vision went black for a second

[ruerock]

how it feels to submit an attack on artfight

[littlesweatermart]

(source)

[fagstaynight]

Apple has announced a new emoji of a little gay guy getting fucked in the butthole by a big gay guy and an emoji of a big gay guy getting fucked in the butthole by a little gay guy

[lmaonade]

this is so damn funny

[gammadoppler]

kids turning seven right now in this world lived through something beyond magical.

[gammadoppler]

if i turned seven this year and didnt get a six seven cake when my friends did i think i'd go evil and start throwing tables and shit

[innerchildabortionclinic]

The World of Ultimate Gaming

[bigshotautos]

[schmope-is-dead]

Actually, this is terrible Spamton care.

A typical Spamton needs at least two square feet in a cage, to allow it to run around, create a nest, and lay its eggs.

That’s also not nearly enough enrichment. It is a good idea to let your Spamton sniff money, but for it to live its best life, it needs one inch of pure garbage bedding (preferably more) and access to an electronic that it can send emails from.

Be more responsible.

[bigshotautos]