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I had never heard of circumcision until I was like 14 and found gay porn for the first time and neither of of them had foreskins so I asumed at the time it just comes off if you pull back too far

totallynotgayforyou

Oh so suddenly this isn't a safe space anymore

dogpuppy

nobrashfestivity

Muḥammad ibn Maḥmūd Ṭūsī, ʿAjāyib al-makhlūqāt va-gharāyib al-mawjūdāt, Bats, Baghdad, 790 AH, 1388 CE

dogpuppy

evilwizard

sometimes i wonder what was up with creepy clown summer 2016 or mysterious obelisk autumn 2020. like did anyone follow up on that. really felt like those were leading somewhere

fellerminute

mailman

#hs

ostolero

Hell yes. Spring Break 2013. Pop a Molly and get jolly in south beach. New York is a dream to me now.

binturong-of-the-day

The binturong of party time

aqua

music is literally so songs as fuck and dont you forget it

jame7t

you are always telling lies

elephants are hunted for their jumping slime, which is used to produce trampolines and the runways of airplanes

kaijuyuri

Good Morning ⛽️

passengerpigeons

I'm such a good Care Pig for my Hair. I feed Him lots of fish and protein and iron so He will grow long and strong without Breakage. I gently detangle Him in the shower and Slather Him up in Olive oil every day. Nothing but the best for Him. When I don't wear my silk cap for Him I tell Him Sorry Hair I'm a Bad Care Pig Sorry Hair Sorry Hair Sorry Hair and He sheds His breakage into my shower drain to Punish me. I love to feed Him Salmon and brown Rice and Spinach because I'm a good Care Pig, a real Hair Goon.