[fagstaynight]

Apple has announced a new emoji of a little gay guy getting fucked in the butthole by a big gay guy and an emoji of a big gay guy getting fucked in the butthole by a little gay guy

[lmaonade]

this is so damn funny

[gammadoppler]

kids turning seven right now in this world lived through something beyond magical.

[gammadoppler]

if i turned seven this year and didnt get a six seven cake when my friends did i think i'd go evil and start throwing tables and shit

[innerchildabortionclinic]

The World of Ultimate Gaming

[bigshotautos]

[schmope-is-dead]

Actually, this is terrible Spamton care.

A typical Spamton needs at least two square feet in a cage, to allow it to run around, create a nest, and lay its eggs.

That’s also not nearly enough enrichment. It is a good idea to let your Spamton sniff money, but for it to live its best life, it needs one inch of pure garbage bedding (preferably more) and access to an electronic that it can send emails from.

Be more responsible.

[bigshotautos]

[luumu]

[shittttyproblems]

not today...

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

it's so funny that it's called the weird route. like yeah it IS weird to kill people

[moth-wizard]

Currently boiling Three count em Three baby carrots to feed my bugs because one person on reddit said their bugs liked that 👍

[moth-wizard]

i feel like pjackk

[moth-wizard]

again

[itsalwaysdark]

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

[xvisualtreasure09x]

[kaijuyuri]

king dedede just got taken away by a spider stop laughing guys its not funny

[kaijuyuri]

youre scaring meta knight.

[emergency-broadcast-archive]

[whoiscallingme]

[mechobj]

rahhhh

[mechobj]

Uncropped

[infertilityidol]

I wouldn't even be a scheming eunuch. I would be a loyal and scrupulous eunuch. I would be a eunuch who genuinely wanted to see you succeed.

[flipchild]

[adonischildsupportcase]