entertain me entertain me

take me away to someplace ive never been before im the guy named cass | 26| he/it raccoonbatcat thing | i like lisa and funger and ynfgs and dorohedoro and industrial/electronic music a lot ^_^ proship dni

[toskarinfr]

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

[comment-tube]

[bgm05]

Can you say something about fat people that doesn’t involve the phrase “tummy squish” or any variants thereof. Quickly

[valkyrjuk]

I know a couple fat guys and they're good electricians

[bgm05]

[frommylimitedtravels]

Hoh stuff - May, 2025

[creepish]

[verrae]

whats wrong with them

[innovadesexual]

sob emoji is up there with the period and the comma

[foreveriallyzombified]

My favorite pic to show high people

[badassdemonsword]

What the fuck does a wizard need an entire tower for he always just has like a table with an alchemy set on it and nothing else. Does not warrant living in a tower. Just do it in a shack dude. youre overdoing it. Not to mention all those stairs, combined with your age

[ratcandy]

you can just pick bugs up. btw

[ratcandy]

Proof for the skeptics out there

[hawkpartys]

i really like old species descriptions

the species in question

[highoncatfood]

tell me how to feel, whats really u? tell me what to feel, i will feel it too

[zoctopode]

can you imagine being a parent in the pokemon world and your kid comes home with one of those straight up basically human pokemon. i know those motherfuckers can talk.

its morning. i see my childs Throh getting some oj from the fridge. 'morning', i say. he doesnt catch himself in time and says 'morning' back. he freezes and we both stare at each other knowingly. 'throh,' he says, but its too fucking late

[clonepa]

[badassdemonsword]

He just looks like shit and has bug eggs on the flares of his pants. plain and simple

[softplaces-deactivated20240808]

[just-sans-things]

so im having a piss in the bathroom (where its supposed to go…) and these vaping godless wenches think the sound of my tinkle warrants a giggle. does anyone know how to get me in contact with some powerful etsy witches for a cheap and swift vengeance