entertain me entertain me

take me away to someplace ive never been before im the guy named cass | 26| he/it raccoonbatcat thing | i like lisa and funger and ynfgs and dorohedoro and industrial/electronic music a lot ^_^ proship dni

[texasinnersmile]

aborted bloke: i would’ve loved to do fuck all

[segamascott]

[vfeioa]

[tickfleato]

tubi is an incredible streaming platform you'll go on there and they have like, classic who, and blue velvet, and a fuck ton of silent films, and columbo, and the donnie darko directors cut. And then they also have ants on a plane. Folks they have the hit movie ants on a plane

[tyaz]

[lolt64]

KILLING STANCE: TEN SOUL RENDING CLAWS

[cottoncandylesbo]

honestly the circus didn't seem all that amazing or digital to me

[cryptotheism]

You don't mean that.

[noelle-ism]

and to say this as soon as pride month starts...

[cottoncandylesbo]

I DONT REMEMBER AMAZING DIGITAL ASKING

🖕

[synapseoftheark]

I’m gonna rip your fucking head off!

[sableleatherywingsopeninthe711]

figured id make a new commission post with some more recent examples! dm me here at @sableleatherywingsopeninthe711 or @decayingartgallery if interested! :3

i have both venmo and paypal!

[sableleatherywingsopeninthe711]

hey soooooo i only got paid 80 bucks from my job this week if anyone wants to commission me thatd be a huuuuuuuuuge help :,)

[laserwalnut]

Brother and sister

[incompletepuppets]

pasture wound

[chaosnightmare]

mythbusters finding out if its safe to microwave a bowl of cereal

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

your mom is a baked potato your dad's dumb ass is asparagus and you are a god damn green bean

[garaks-padded-cell]

I have an absolutely massive russian guy as my driving instructor rn

Whenever i get into his car i have to spend an embarrassing 3 minutes adjusting everything back into clown car proportions so i can fit. Anyways a couple lessons ago he had me do the same route over and over to practice and there was a dead seagull in the middle of the road at one point and to keep correct positioning on the road i was required to drive over its carcass like 19 times just goring this seagull until the 20th lap when my instructor looked at the seagull that now more resembled tomato soup than a bird and said "this time. you spare seagull" and so i did and then he said "incorrect positioning on road"

[garaks-padded-cell]

Artists rendition

[contemptible-scoundrel]

ALCOHOLIC IN BALD DOG WORLD: I could go for some skin of the dog right now

[never-obsolete]

Pokemon Green (NES bootleg)

[supermcmuffin2012]

old deltarune art

[pumpkincookie269]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

the "we need this version of [x]" memes always have me in hysterics for some reason

[innerchildabortionclinic]

are there any more