entertain me entertain me

take me away to someplace ive never been before im the guy named cass | 26| he/it raccoonbatcat thing | i like lisa and funger and ynfgs and dorohedoro and industrial/electronic music a lot ^_^ proship dni

[pjackk]

Honestly the big apple is rotten to the core & we need some worms to finish the job

[crazysodomite]

Hello, my name is The biggest, fattest, yuckiest fly you have ever seen.

I NEED to sit on you and tickle you with my little legs. I NEED to be really loud and annoying. I NEED to sit on your body instead of literally anything else in your room. I NEED to put my yucky tongue on any food or drink you're having.

And I'm big and fat, and yucky too.

[hardwrench]

i hope somebody poops in all of the fireworks all over the united states so when they fire them into the air and they explode it’s just poop human poop

[kelpcheep]

goodrapple fusion!

[badassdemonsword]

[mojondert]

I don't understand why everybody is so mean to him. To me, pjackk is an unfiltered expression of what it is to live. I love you pjackk.

[nintooner]

for a better tomorrow

[coughloop]

if you were a skilled glassblower what bong would you make that doesnt currently exist

I THINK I COULD CREATE THE BONG OF CHANGE

[blandflan]

It hasn’t even been a month and I already miss them

[amanitaphalloides]

maybe next year instead of amateur fireworks on every block for hours and hours we can try holding up a single beautiful flower

[badassdemonsword]

When youre coming back from the Kevin Macleod rave and one of you almost died

[littleforest-walk]

I don't like the movie redesigns so I made my own. Be kind 😣

[venort]

[venort]

you will never in a million years guess what the next line is if you've never seen the OVA this is from.

[nemesismess]

#hint: it's the 'is this the episode where he loses the house' OVA

THE WHAT-

[venort]

Yknow, this one

[dogpuppy]

[onenicebugperday]

Vivid dancer, Argia vivida, Coenagrionidae, Zygoptera

Found in western North America

Photos 1-2 by Thomas Shahan, 3 by leslie_s, and 4 by camerondeckert

[coco6420]

at what age does it start sounding wierd to call your baby "it" ?

[imjunebitch]

none. #it/itspronounsbaby #wokebaby #hellyeahwokebaby

[tahthetrickster]

did a bit of driving through the state of georgia today and wound up driving through a small town that i later discovered was called newborn, which is an odd name but doesn’t technically have anything wrong with it, except for the fact that i nearly gave myself whiplash doing a double-take at a building sign advertising NEWBORN TAXIDERMY