Long night shifts were a fucker. But so is the bloke who's not busted his cream for over two weeks because of it
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@pregnantmand
Long night shifts were a fucker. But so is the bloke who's not busted his cream for over two weeks because of it
When you’re a few beers deep and your bro whips it out. Hard not to grab on!
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"Come on, come on, fill me up! Give me your seed! Put a baby in me, breed me, I need you in me!"
*nine months later*
"Get out, get OUT alreadyyy! Ohhh, ooohhh it's so huge, I'm so full!! It's all so much, I need it ouuut!!"
Fuck bro my girlfriend never swallows for me
He already has two boys of 18 and 16. The 16 year old is embarrassed by his dad's pregnancy but the 18 year old is pretty cool with it as he has just discovered he is pregnant himself.
Bursting at the seams
Patrick Schwarzenegger
Photo of my pregnant belly just like I promised!
Thank you again everyone for years of support and I’m glad to be finally expanding my own family
You just know that when a man gets knocked up, and that pregnancy ends, he won't stay empty-wombed for a long time.
Once a man learns what being pregnant is like, he'll never try to not be knocked up again.
is this play about me??
Just starting to show
Hot looking Man 🤤🤤😋
Imagine a young man, one day getting a like on hinge from a professional football player who’ll be in town for a game this weekend.
The young man is invited to watch the game and after join the player in their hotel. It’s clear where this is going, which is fine for everyone involved. The player doesn’t want to use protection and insists he’ll be pulling out…
Well, it’s now 8 months later and the young guy is steadily swelling with twins. He can’t get into contact with the player anymore, probably by design. Looking for support, he makes this story public and suddenly men and women all over the country appear, telling similar stories…it soon becomes clear that this player has fathered way beyond 10 kids in his 3 years in the league already…