Belly Laughing

A place for jokes and whatever else I can stuff in here.

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I took a long walk today. Apparently, that's called "getting lost."

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Even on your lazy day, someone is still getting exercise...

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Better to jog early than to run late.

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Huh?

I hate losing my train of thought.

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Promise you won't be mad?

...I left the oven on.

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"I'm not full of myself! It's quite literally another person in there."

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Sometimes you climb mountains.

Sometimes the mountain comes down to you.

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If you're drinking in Autumn, avoid the basin. They say a girl can get pregnant if she takes the whole basin cider.

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I feel like someone keeps giving me decaf instead of regular today.

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What do you call a group of chubby baby soldiers?

What do you call a group of chubby baby soldiers? Heavy infantry.

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When would you hit a Mother’s Day cake with a hammer? When it’s a pound cake.