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[livelovecaliforniadreams]

Favorite Otps/Pairings: Jake Peralta & Amy Santiago (Brooklyn Nine-Nine) “No matter what happens, you’re not allowed to fall in love with me. Won’t be a problem.”

[laurapalwer]

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[peabodyandsitcoms]

in jakes wedding vows he lists their first date before their first kiss, meaning he 100% counts the bet as their first date. give me a quick sec to cry.

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

Jake + Amy Parallels (Season 1-8) Part 2

Part 1

[b99reblogstuff]

Put Me In Reverse 

[purplespaceace]

couples who would still be best friends without the romance and their relationship stays almost exactly the same once they’re dating except, like, they call each other datemates and hold hands or whatever are fantastic. food for the soul. Jim and pam from the office. Jake and amy from Brooklyn nine nine. Eleanor and chidi from the good place. Percy and Annabeth from Percy Jackson. Just. bless.

[luckyblueblanket]

casually thinking about how jake said “romantic styles” in his confession to amy and then she used those exact words back to him six months later meaning she thought about the conversation a lot meaning she was thinking about jake a lot meaning-

[omghotmemes]

If April ends up worse I swear to God

[jackironsides]

Sure is something to read this post at the beginning of June.

[sevarate]

[mcdonalds-free-wifi]

me in the nursing home on my 2 hours of awake time

[starridge]

do yall ever listen to a song and it gets to the best part and you just gotta sit back and like 

[valtsv]

i know it's actually just another word for property damage but the fact that "criminal mischief" is a crime that exists and that you can be charged for is so funny to me as a concept. jailed for having a laugh.

[valtsv]

illegal funny business

[valtsv]

fucked around and found out

[starry-eyed-wolfchild]

A town known as the “town of books”, Hay-on-Wye is located on the Welsh / English border in the United Kingdom and is a bibliophile’s sanctuary.

[mynameisspookyblue-deactivated2]

Apparently kylesimmonsstache gets really excited about art.

[jurasssick]

LET’S FUCKIN TALK ABOUT ART

“REGULAR” ART

FANART

OH WHOA THAT’S A SWEET ASS MOTHERFUCKING CLASSICAL PAINTING BUT THEN FUCKIN LOOK AT THE DETAIL

JESUS CHRIST

TTHHHIIISSSSS IISSSSS AAAAA PAAAIINNNTTTIIINNNGGGG?!!?!!?!!!?!?!!! WHAT TO HECK????

FUCKIN SWEET ASS DAFT PUNK COLORED PENCILS HELLA

LOOK AT THIS AND TELL ME IT ISN’T FUCKIN RAD AS HELL

MOTHERFUCKING EMBROIDERY?!!!!!!?!?!!?!!?

THIS LOOKS LIKE A SCENE OUT OF A MOVIE

OH SWEET LOOK AT THIS SCULPTURE RIGHT

JUST WAIT A FUCKIN MINUTE HERE

THIS IS A DRAWING MADE TO LOOK LIKE A SCULPTURE I CAN’T FUCKING

LOOK MORE SWEET ASS COLORED PENCIL DRAWINGS

NOW I’M ABOUT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT MY BRO BERNINI OKAY JUST TRUST ME ON THIS

ALREADY GORGEOUS RIGHT

FUCKING LOOK AT THAT LOOK AT IT I’M FUCKING

HOW DOES MARBLE LOOK LIKE GOSSAMER FABRIC HOOOOOWWWW??!!!!?

[sjmhmmm]

I love this so much.

[symbiocene]

Love seeing women with bare faces, short fingernails, practical shoes, comfortable clothing, a full plate, a toothy grin, a relaxed posture. Love love love seeing women comfortable and happy and unselfconscious.

[emofrog69]

why does every stupid bitch in the notes HAVE to comment “but theres nothing wrong with girls wearing heels or makeup or shaving” as if thats not what society pushes onto us every fucking day already like shut up already

[themoonweepstonight]

domestic sweetness!!!! getting groceries together, buying home decor together??? making traditions??? cooking dinner while badly singing along to the radio??? making each other breakfast in bed??? leaving notes around the house for each other??? i’m so soft,,,,

[dose0freality-deactivated202012]

SCREAMING