I’m Just A Guy With A BoomerAang

26 | she/they | pan | 🇨🇦 My ask box is always open (seriously, I don’t have the brain cells to come up with original content, so please ask away) Thanks to @squidwithelbows (header) and @incaseyouart (pfp) for letting me use their amazing art! You guys should go check out the rest of their work while you’re here! ;))

[stargirl230]

the girl who won’t grow up

seeing all the leaked screencaps of the aged up gaang got me thinking about yue </3

(no reposts; reblogs appreciated)

[exeggcute]

I need a polite and effective way to say "hey your heart is truly in the right place and your anger is often righteous but I think sometimes you’re getting recreationally mad about things that are frankly not worth the amount of energy you’re spending on them, and every time you do this you're driving yourself slightly more insane with nothing to show for it," and then I need a way to broadcast that message through a loudspeaker to roughly 30,000 people at once, and THEN I need a time machine to send that message to my past self lol. and maybe a second time machine in case past me tries to be clever and sabotage the version of me who comes through the first time machine

[chamiryokuroi]

MEXICO WIN!!! FUCK AI!!!

[lastoneout]

[waterbending-warrior]

Things I’ve said and heard thanks to my job - a thread:

• The squirrel isn’t dead enough, could you make it deader?

• I’m sorry I can’t help you, I have my hand down the dead president’s pants

• I looked through your trash and the blood wasn’t there like you said it was!

• I just spent 8 hours watching adults pretending to be dogs…

• I’m gonna finish later than planned because I need to make the wall more mouldy

• Did you collect all the bones?

[waterbending-warrior]

More to add already!

• Is the Beaver ready to do the Beaver Burlesque?

• I just spent all day playing with giant penises, I’ve had enough

[waterbending-warrior]

• Do you know where the animal ears are in this building??

• POT MOVING!!!! We’re moving that pot!!!

[waterbending-warrior]

Here’s a fun new one!

• Sky monkey is ready to go! Do we also have hot potato?

[waterbending-warrior]

Today at work: *everyone figuring out how to launder money, testing what works and what doesn’t*

On the same day: “have you poured enough glycerine on the ice? We want to make sure it’s slippery enough!”

[waterbending-warrior]

My coworker told me today: “I’m really good at body parts. Wanna try my casserole?”, so that’s a fun new thing to add to this list

[waterbending-warrior]

• “I just lubed up the skates, they should be slippery enough to use on the ice now!”

(If you’ve never skated or been near ice before… please know that skates do not need to be lubed up before going on the ice…)

• “Oh! I just found the charger for my cake! I haven’t charged the cake up in a few days!”

• “Have you washed the manicotti yet?”

• “On the menu today: cold pumpkin purée mixed with pumpkin pie filling!” (Let me tell you, this is looks absolutely horrendous, and I pity those who have to eat it)

[waterbending-warrior]

I received a text from my coworker a few days ago, with no context whatsoever that said: “I’ve repaired the poop and built a new one. I also repaired the butt”. This made complete sense to me.

[waterbending-warrior]

“We need wayyy more depression. I’m gonna need you to tone up the depression. The hope was nice at one point, but now it feels out of place. No hope, just depression.” (This was said very seriously, by the boss, about how to go about the work)

[waterbending-warrior]

My coworker: “what are you working on today?”

Me: “well I just finished poking an arrow through the dead bird, and then I’m making some dynamite”

[redstonedust]

whenever people talk about being "too old" to do anything i think about the access to higher education course i did before university- where i was by far the youngest person in my class, because 90% of my classmates were mothers who were going back to school now that their kids had grown up and moved out. if youve ever wondered "why would anyone wait until their 50s to start a new life path?" there could be a lot of reasons but a common one is "because they had kids straight out of highschool and didnt have time to think about it until now." and i think that should be normal even if you dont plan on having kids. fuck it. life is an ever changing river. grab a paddle yo.

[oliverr-gardenn]

fuck hussle culture, the toad to success is to sleep well, eat well and have fun

[oliverr-gardenn]

i meant road. road to success

[jellycreature]

Reblog the Toad of Success to sleep well, eat well, and have fun

[shamebats]

This paints such a beautiful picture

[drst]

"You are not part of the itinerary Jonathan"

[thecheatinghomunculus]

new reaction image

[rural-panoptes]

[saintjosie]

[damnpharos]

[captain-price-unofficially]

[deerkibble]

[sneakyspades]

[neraiutsuze]

[motherlennon]

[waterbending-warrior]

Things I’ve said and heard thanks to my job - a thread:

• The squirrel isn’t dead enough, could you make it deader?

• I’m sorry I can’t help you, I have my hand down the dead president’s pants

• I looked through your trash and the blood wasn’t there like you said it was!

• I just spent 8 hours watching adults pretending to be dogs…

• I’m gonna finish later than planned because I need to make the wall more mouldy

• Did you collect all the bones?

[waterbending-warrior]

More to add already!

• Is the Beaver ready to do the Beaver Burlesque?

• I just spent all day playing with giant penises, I’ve had enough

[waterbending-warrior]

• Do you know where the animal ears are in this building??

• POT MOVING!!!! We’re moving that pot!!!

[waterbending-warrior]

Here’s a fun new one!

• Sky monkey is ready to go! Do we also have hot potato?

[waterbending-warrior]

Today at work: *everyone figuring out how to launder money, testing what works and what doesn’t*

On the same day: “have you poured enough glycerine on the ice? We want to make sure it’s slippery enough!”

[waterbending-warrior]

My coworker told me today: “I’m really good at body parts. Wanna try my casserole?”, so that’s a fun new thing to add to this list

[waterbending-warrior]

• “I just lubed up the skates, they should be slippery enough to use on the ice now!”

(If you’ve never skated or been near ice before… please know that skates do not need to be lubed up before going on the ice…)

• “Oh! I just found the charger for my cake! I haven’t charged the cake up in a few days!”

• “Have you washed the manicotti yet?”

• “On the menu today: cold pumpkin purée mixed with pumpkin pie filling!” (Let me tell you, this is looks absolutely horrendous, and I pity those who have to eat it)

[waterbending-warrior]

I received a text from my coworker a few days ago, with no context whatsoever that said: “I’ve repaired the poop and built a new one. I also repaired the butt”. This made complete sense to me.

[waterbending-warrior]

“We need wayyy more depression. I’m gonna need you to tone up the depression. The hope was nice at one point, but now it feels out of place. No hope, just depression.” (This was said very seriously, by the boss, about how to go about the work)

[were--ralph]

[X]

we live in the worst times

[greater-than-the-sword]

My exact thoughts. Couldn't leave this in the tags.

[cesarescabinet]

To send a message, write a complaint and boycott the company behind Burger King and the other franchises it owns.

This includes Popeyes and Tim Hortons.

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[mbrainspaz]

idk what neurodivergent young adult needs to hear this but you are NOT supposed to give 100% at your job. I've gotten more promotions and raises since I started giving 40-60%, which my evil CEO uncle informed me is what bosses actually expect when they say 110%. My mental health has improved tremendously. I've spent 2 out of 5 workdays secretly writing my novel for the last 2 years and I've never been more respected and appreciated. Also--when you see glaring wasteful errors in the company's operating systems, say absolutely nothing! Embrace inefficiency. It is your friend in this capitalist hellscape.

[waterbending-warrior]

I work in theatre, which is amazing, and a passion job. It’s the type of work where everyone who’s there tends to be there 120% because we’re grateful that we get to do what we love, and everyone in our lives reminds us how cool it is that we get to do this, so it’s like “damn, I really need to live up to this”. There’s this expectation that once you’re on a show, you’re on it at all times - and sometimes you kind of have to be. For many of us, when we’re on a show, that takes over our whole lives! Everyone is working different hours, so sometimes I might be in rehearsals at 8pm, needing a prop that I can’t find, and texting the props person who finished working at 4pm asking about it.

I’ve noticed that a lot of my generation of people coming into theatre are getting so much better at imposing limits - I work with stage managers who dedicate their entire breaks to answering everybody’s questions! Personally, unless it’s an emergency, I’ll take my break and if you have a question you can find a moment to ask it during the rehearsal or you can send me an email. Unless it’s an emergency I won’t answer your text, it can wait until tomorrow. I don’t think I’ll ever be able not to give my 100%, but toning it down from 120% is really important, and I think older generations are also slowly starting to accept that it’s okay to sometimes dip below the 100% line. We have crazy schedules, it’s okay to be tired, to be emotional, to be less receptive…

I kind of lost track of where I was going with this, but I hope what I said made sense 😛

[b0nkcreat]

my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT

[b0nkcreat]

Can you stop bouncing and moaning on it 😐 please for the love of god

[b0nkcreat]

i see now that i shouldn’t have made this post on tumblr. specifically.

[cytherean-sunset]

[lurkiestvoid]

[willcraftapple11]

[thatcutelittleneko]

[lgbtqgmh]

[Image is of a New Hope Church sign that reads, ‘God says homosexuality is in’ and two men in the foreground holding the S from the sign]

[melorasmushrooms]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[quasi-normalcy]

how does this have under 10,000 notes in spite of my having seen it regularly for the entire time I’ve been on here?

[lucydacusgirl]

The first leg hair I saw on a woman was my own hair on my own legs. My mum is very naturally hairless and I knew like one woman who didn’t shave her armpits. When people talk about just preferring being shaved and doing it for themselves I do wonder like, how many women with body hair have you ever actually seen? In real life or not? Because I feel like there are places you could go nearly your whole life only seeing your own, and then hardly ever even seeing your own because you’re always shaving it! And it’s just like well yeah of course having no body hair just feels right to you. You have no frame of reference for hairy women outside of like jokes and insults.

[waterbending-warrior]

My best friend used to be so insecure about her hair and not wearing bras, and I was the opposite - full leg hair, no bras, I only shave under my arms very occasionally, usually to go with specific outfits. She was so proud the day she announced that she was taking a page out of my book, and trying to stop shaving her legs and wasting time with it! I don’t think she’s shaved in 5 years now. She also let go of bras. I think the only time she got insecure about her hair was when she first got with her partner, who quickly reassured her that it didn’t matter.

I don’t think she would’ve taken that step if she hadn’t seen me for so long be comfortable with my hair, and now here she is. And there’s no shame in shaving, obviously, but it’s always nice to see people who are willing to step outside of that norm, and become comfortable with that.

[leebrontide]

Ok the US Attorney General says that she will remove ICE if MN drops all our sanctuary laws, complies with ICE, hands over all our SNAP, Medicaid and voter rolls. They demand control over our voter registration so they can "ensure free and fair elections".

They want to control our elections.

I am dead serious people call your representatives. Get volunteering. Get protesting. Get LOUD.

They released a letter full of straight up lies. Spread the truth. MAKE NOISE.

Source

[rederiswrites]

How interesting. How very interesting. They rejected my Blaze of this post.

Well, y'all. Make of this what you will, eh?

[a-krogan-skald-and-bearsark]

Then I guess we'll just have to Blaze it the old fashioned way, eh?

[megpie71]

Boosting signal. AGAIN.