George Glass

The wonderful, miserable, horrible, awesome, painful, and sarcastic life of a medical student. & so much more... Follow me for things that might brighten or ruin your day! Follow me on Twitter: @Kale_orbekilled

[aisforarthur]

[beatchya]

Fran Fine pairing a baseball cap and pigtails with a holographic Versus Versace party dress is an important moment in fashion history.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[bug-step]

[red-zeroo-deactivated20210211]

Lmfao

[hardtosaythesethings-deactivate]

[princesstigerbelle]

[randomslasher]

This post honestly keeps getting better

[veepoutofcontext]

[puddles-the-talking-dog]

[agetwellcard]

coming soon: the duolingo owl will break into your home at night and beat the shit out of you if you don’t know the word for potato in french

[dragontamereg]

POMME DE TERRE!

P…please… spare me…

[agetwellcard]

now say it in german

[particlemilk-unlockable-gender]

p… potaten

[sapphiresea]

today’s mood.

[showtimechamaco]

[safitheartist]

Power move.

[themarvelssource]

Goose the Flerken Cat in Captain Marvel (2019)

[dailyweisz]

[Spoilers] “I’ll tell you who the fuck is my “favourite,” and it’s my gay mom, Rachel Weisz. Trust me, you don’t know the meaning of the phrase “power bitch” until you’ve seen Lady Sarah grab the Queen of England by her throat, shove her up against the bedpost, and ask through a naughty smile, “Are you scared?” Yes, bitch, I’m shaking like an animatronic Skeleton doll in CVS. ” — Jill Gutowitz from IntoMore.com

[cerullos]

[stream]

[sixpenceee]

I love everything about this.

[shrieksofexcitement]

That… is so amazingly self-aware.

[ffragilee-deactivated20210524]

i’m only interested in going back to sleep

[gaypeopletwitter]

[gaypeopletwitter]

[thepuppyclub]

Being a girl in middle school / high school must be an absolute nightmare in the age of instagram because of this sense of proximity you have with girls your age that are famous for nothing else but for being pretty and having a bankable online avatar that exploits both the consumer and the girl on the screen and I can’t imagine what it feels like.