foot to the butt

23, a gal, livin la vida loca

[kickthebutt]

i like big nutts

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

genuine props to this publication for finding such a stark, simple, provocative way to say... all of it

[jasper-rolls]

like, i’m pretty sure tiktok has existed for longer than vine did at this point but i’m yet to actually see an “iconic” tiktok. like people always caption like “this tiktok is ICONIC” but i’ve never seen one stay in the public consciousness for any longer than the 2 minutes it appears on my timeline. i never see people quote tiktoks or like, act them out with their friends or anything, not a single tiktok i’ve seen has had any actual staying power

meanwhile i can just say like “ROAD work ahead?” and i would bet a good chunk of you have just read that in the guy’s voice. i still see people tag things like “i wish i was jared, 19″. one night at the bar where i work we started an impromptu dance party purely by saying “hi, i’m renata bliss, and i’ll be your freestyle dance teacher”

i guess brevity really is the soul of wit

[jasper-rolls]

everyone calling me a boomer for this take has confirmed for me that people literally don’t know what boomer means

[irisbythegoogoodolls]

when people who only follow me on normie social medias are like ‘wow you’re never online you barely ever post’ im always like :) thank you :) yes I am extremely offline. without mentioning that I spend like 15 hours a day posting nonsense on a barely functional social media app that most people think shut down in 2018

[lastvalyrian]

So. The bitcoin conference was a complete failure. AND what's even better. There was a ball pit.

[lastvalyrian]

People think this is a joke but it's real

[cognitohazardous]

🤔

[solarsyrup]

[dogsuffrage]

When did cyan go viral

[birdrhetorics]

my great-grandfather had to leave italy in the 20′s because he hit a fascist with a tuba, so if you think I am going to take this sitting down you are going to have to catch these hands and also this tuba

[bartok-not-bartalk]

Fun story my Great Great Grandma left Germany in the 1920s because she had family in the US and could get citizenship pretty easily and once she was over in the US she then smuggled over 15 jewish families out by forging family documents so now my aunts are currently in the process of trying to tell the real ones from the fake ones because my great gran just died and there are legally over 100 surviving descendants but we know that math is a lil screwy.

[jedda-martele]

Sometimes a family is you, your kids, your grandkids, your great grandkids, and the 15 Jewish families you helped smuggle out of Nazi Germany.

[philosopherking1887]

And your tuba

[roguesquirrel]

finally an article from a gaming establishment that understands how to play this game

[adulthoodisokay]

please, you have to click this link because there’s audio of the writer HEWWOing and you have to listen to it

[nettlewildfairy]

I absolutely love that this is written by the same person who wrote “Everyone hates my big stupid horse in Red Dead Online. He is my friend” article

[the-ladyguinevere]

I am begging you to read the article

[straightboyfriend]

[campyvillain]

besties i think you cropped the banner wrong

[campyvillain]

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[campyvillain]

UPDATE ITS GONE

[positivity-in-pain]

i love this. 😂

[lexablackbird]

that is some galaxy-brain advice that just short-circuited my endless rumination on the similar question, “what is my true self?”

[icemaiden-deactivated20220406]

In an era where people are encouraged to be stylish and attractive and effortless and hardworking and authentically interesting and good at reading the room and unique/not basic all at the same time… the true ones to admire are the not the ones who have their finger on the pulse of the ever-changing culture but those who are passionate and flawed and long given up on trying to impress

[godstiel]

Bagel and cream cheese themed wedding

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

how many hands you got

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

two? don’t see how that’s relevant

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

allow me illustrate you

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

that’s still four people

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

i truly can’t make this any clearer

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

don’t know what you’re on about. will smith and slightly wider blue will smith have been married for years. they’re a hollywood love story

[naomster]

I can’t believe this post predicted the live action Aladdin genie

[nodaybuttodaytodefygravity]

If we lose tumblr how will we ever replace these posts in which every reply feels like a punch in the face

[diah-the-demon]

Prev X2 tags you are so right

[alexredgrave]

[bewbin]

LETS BRING BACK 1337 SPEAK 

[bewbin]

why do i even try 

[bunney]

I THoUGHT YOU MEANT THE YEAR

[esoanem]

my l0rd, t3h p34s4nt5 4r3 r3v01t1ng! W3 mu5t s411y f0rth 4g41n5t th3m 4thw1th!

[kickthebutt]

you know you’ve been on here too long when the age in your bio doesn’t even match your real age anymore

[orpheusilver]

hyperfixating on this is not enough i need to eat it

[heartshop]

Christians with jesus christ

[no-thats-absurd]

why is there a new popular post with a joke about eucharist every week on this website