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I guess this counts as an intro post, right…? Uh, hello! Prim here, simple trainer and rehabilitator of injured/stolen pokemon in Unova. Originally from Sinnoh, now working at a sanctuary… oh! And my four partners are a Skarmory (Swordguy), Scizor (Teru), Gyarados (Nameless), and a Mudkip (Bingo). I also have a housepet Herdier (Chewchew), and a Persian (Ell).
Feel free to approach with any questions you might have, and i’ll try to answer!
You might be wondering what the strategy is for when a kangaskhan baby approaches you and decides to attach to your leg while the mother stares you down from only ten feet away. Well boy do I have a guide for you!
Step one: do not fucking move
step 2: pray to every single possible deity you can remember
At the store and they started playing buddy holly by weezing and the next isle over I heard someone yell NO just before the ceiling got hyper beamed
It was a tyranitar btw
At the store and they started playing buddy holly by weezing and the next isle over I heard someone yell NO just before the ceiling got hyper beamed
Fuck this stupid gay city. My gf and I keep getting jumped by people all because a fucking battle zone spawned in over her apartment complex. We are trying to have a romantic evening walk and instead I have to make my Scizor tenderize an old man's Kirlia. Its really killing the fucking mood. Especially because we keep having to heal her Audino. And then we had to fight an uphill battle back to her apartment entrance just for her to have dropped her keys somewhere. So I go back into the fray. Lost my Scizor 4 battles ago. Skarmory just barely hanging in there. Gyarados at the ready in case that fucking office worker gets too brave. I just wanted a nice evening walk. Where are these fucking keys our takeout is getting cold and we just want to watch fullmetal alchemist
And to everyone's horror, the kingambit began to throw it back
My friend is engaged in the stupidest situation of all time. Bro put suspenders on his scraggy and people are coming after him saying that he's giving scraggy an "unfair advantage" in battle, because it no longer has to worry about his pants falling down. Personally I think he looks great in them. But the local battle club is really split about this. Because someone else ALSO gave their scraggy suspenders and has been having better luck in battle.
What do YOU think?
Perfectly fine and fashionable. Adapted to the times.
Unfair battle advantage, take those things off NOW
Situation too stupid for my comment
People in paldea will be like "I fell asleep after a picnic and had friendly marill all over me!" Yeah well I was lightly preoccupied and not paying attention outside pinwheel forest and a throh cross chopped me
""thunderous kick"" how? it has no fucking legs
I left to go do some post-holiday shopping, and the Riolu that I'm fostering absolutely BEGGED to come with. Like he wouldn't let me out and started crying when I tried to put him in his ball. So I brought him with.
Only for 5 minutes to pass and he decided that he HATED the crowded mall (same) and made me pick him up so he could hide his face in my sweater. I carried him around like a toddler for about an hour before he fell asleep. And then he came alive for some ice cream. Baby pokemon are on another level entirely
Look I'm about as peaceful as I can be in this profession. But like. If you start threatening my younger coworkers I'm entitled to letting my team go absolute bonkers on you. See how scary you are when there's a GYARADOS STARING YOU DOWN.
Dedicated to the suspected poacher who was really mad about us having one of his high-value targets healing in our care (cannot elaborate on species at this time) he started getting in my younger coworker's face, yelling and getting really mad, so I just. Let Gyarados out. Because his ball was the first one I grabbed. Ever seen a man deflate in half a second? Because that one sure did. Gyarados sweep (aqua tail)
Look I'm about as peaceful as I can be in this profession. But like. If you start threatening my younger coworkers I'm entitled to letting my team go absolute bonkers on you. See how scary you are when there's a GYARADOS STARING YOU DOWN.
Most regions with their legends: Wow so cool (leaving offerings)
Unovans with Tornadus and Thundrus: Ok Vanilluxe use ice beam
Worst emotional support pokemon choice?
Shuppet (feeds off of bad emotions)
Hatenna line (any) (will attack you)
Voltorb (explodes when upset)
Espurr (also explodes if upset)
Whismurr (emotionally unstable as well)
Brionne (toxic positivity)
Honestly if a grunt accosts you while you've got no pokemon and no one else is around to help, it's perfectly fine to use your fists.
You're out of pokemon, not options. Strike first and strike hard
That distant rumbling noise could be a thunderstorm. Or it could be the sound of the fucking tauros getting out again
How are you not hitting multiple 100k post? These are gold
Please no I dont wanna be famous