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@prentissbangs
Elle: Everybody has a bad cousin that teaches you a few things. Like how to smoke, how to pick-pocket,
Elle: how to hot-wire a car, how to put tacks in your shoe when you want to throw off a lie detector test.
Reid: What cousin was this?
Elle: [whispers] I am the cousin.
Rossi: *at the beach* living my best life
JJ: Reid is drowning
Rossi: this isn’t about him
[at disneyland on the spinning teacup ride]
hotch and blake: *spinning calmly and talking*
rossi and prentiss: *spinning slightly faster, having a heated argument*
reid, garcia, morgan, and jj: *flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming*
Emily’s first hour of watching baking shows on Netflix: These people are so talented. How do they pick a winner?
Emily’s 23rd hour: I don’t care how good her fondant work is, if Kathy doesn’t add more buttercream to that mixture, her consistency is going to be all off and all her cake pops will be shit.
JJ: Emily, you have never baked a cake in your entire goddamn LIFE
Prentiss: You’re supposed to say I’m right all the time.
JJ: I’m not a straight man, I don’t have to do that.
Incorrect Criminal Minds Quote
Morgan: Hotch, in your professional opinion, how would I die?
Hotch: Murder. Gangland style execution. We never find your head.
Morgan: That’s a shame.
Reid: *silently raises finger in question*
Hotch: You slip in a tub.
Matt: Why is Reid sitting in a box in the hallway with a sweatervest draped over his head?
JJ: Stress.
Prentiss: what are you, two?
Morgan: yeah, two heads taller than you
Prentiss: [inhales deeply]
[5 minutes later]
Prentiss, banging on Morgan’s door: OPEN THE DOOR, YOU FUCKING COWARD!
Morgan: I was JOKING
Hotch: So, you lied to me.
Prentiss: Well, That depends on how you define lying.
Hotch: I define it as not telling the truth. How do you define it?
Prentiss: ...reclining your body in a horizontal position
Hotch:
Prentiss:
Hotch: get out of my office
Prentiss: Absolutely
Prentiss: I’m tired of people telling me to ‘go to the hospital’ and that I’ve ‘lost a lot of blood’. It’s my stab wound, not yours. stay out of it
Prentiss: you don't think i can fight because i'm a girl.
Hotch: i don't think you can fight because you're wearing a dress. for what it's worth, i don't think Morgan can fight in that dress.
Morgan: maybe not, but i'd look fierce as fuck
every cm episode ever
Police: I’ve connected the dots
BAU: you haven’t connected shit.
Police: I’ve connected them
Spencer, introducing Luke: This is my better half.
JJ, introducing Emily: This is my bitter half
Unsub, threateningly: come out, come out, wherever you are
Reid: I’m bi!
Unsub: that’s great, dude, but not really what I meant
reid: prentiss is like an oven
rossi: explain
reid: roasts me
Morgan: Do you think dogs have different accents for their barks when they’re from different countries?
Prentiss: I mean, I see where you're-
Reid, lying wide-eyed and staring at the ceiling: it's 3 in the morning and if you both don't shut the FUCK up I will kill you.
Gideon: how old are you? Six?
Reid: I’m 23.
Gideon: cool. I don’t know anything about kids.
