Verified disaster

I live in a wound that I made with my wit and my lies

[weaver-z]

Concept: horse girl movie where instead of having a horse that’s Damaged With A Heart Of Gold and a Sad Girl Who Needs It we have a horse who’s just batshit crazy who forges a grudging bond with the main character because she’s even batshit fucking crazier

[weaver-z]

Horse: *losing its fucking mind whinnying and charging the girl*

Girl: *whinnies right back, louder*

Horse:

[weaver-z]

Evil Rancher Guy: Mighty fine hawse you got theare, missy

Girl: BACK THE HELL OFF, YOU CAPITALIST BITCH

Evil Rancher Guy: Woah jesus sorry bout that have a good day ma’am

[noah-of-the-dragons]

Rival rich bitch: your horse is so stupid and mad and dumb and should be sent to-

Girl: (tackles rival rich bitch) SHUT UP, THOT!

[weaver-z]

The Rich Bitch in this movie is a dude and the running gag is that she keeps kicking him in the nads and he keeps finding more and more convoluted ways to protect them and none of the ways Stop Her

[dollygale]

this is just the plot of lilo and stitch

[nessa007]

[unwelcome-to-night-vale]

[catchymemes]

This Guy Won’t Stop Photoshopping Himself Into Kendall Jenner’s Photos And It Makes Them 10 Times Better

Credit: Kirby Jenner / IG

via: boredpanda.com

[heatandapathy]

This is some god tier photoshopping.

[supremesaudi]

She was poetry, but he couldn’t read.”

[i-hold-the-snitch]

His name was jarred hes nineteen

[drearyhours]

is it fucking weird to anyone else to think that deer are like, everywhere

[drearyhours]

like, i tend to think of them as a north american animal, but

[arctic-hands]

I like how they just avoid Mongolia

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Mongolia has an anti-deer forcefield.

[trans-mouse]

I like the rat map even better

[smaug-official]

What is Alberta doing

[seeminglyseph]

we are fucking constantly vigilant 

[anamcaramia]

Jesus fucking christ, Alberta

[swan2swan]

I had to check to see if this was parody or satire.

It’s not.

[worthlessstreetrat]

Ah, I was momentarily confused.

[space-ace-in-the-space-race]

We call musicals unrealistic because people randomly burst into song but I’ve been home alone for like 3 days and I start singing about what I’m doing every 5 minutes

[tacomel420]

singing in musicals: *perfect harmonies* we’re all in this together!

singing to myself: *one note only* heating up some soup! heating up some soup! ya put it in the microwave and watch it spin around!

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[savannahgambino-deactivated2023]

good content

[z37q]

this is somehow already a classic short video

[gothambunny]

it gets better

[rayghosts]

“you know what men have? penises. you know what horses have? bigger penises.”

“minorities are afraid of the statue. everyone is afraid of horses. people opportunity fear!”

[frightgothcar]

Equal opportunity fear is the only thing I stand for

[edenlouiseart]

“you know what men do? oppress people. You know what horses do? anything but that.”

[kol-isha-deactivated20180227]

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

TFW your boyfriend is a 17th Century Catholic vampire who is NOT OVER™ the Glorious Revolution of 1688.

[lunarebane]

Ok i was expecting red flags and shit but I’m not sure what color this flag is but there’s a flag and I’m confused.

[marlbororeds100s-deactivated202]

i find it absolutely hilarious when brands sell “grunge” fashion (raggedy flannels, ripped jeans, etc.) when that look originated from grunge band members being dirt poor and buying everything from goodwill and salvation army

[marlbororeds100s-deactivated202]

this post is from oct 30 2017 and i still agree why are rich people like this

[yekkes]

Also the fashion was started by lesbians. Courtney Love once said Kurt Cobain just started dressing like her lesbian friends and that’s when it blew up

[rickriordanrevamp]

Dirt poor lesbians are the real trend setters send tweet

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

i get periodic emails from clickhole and this one is probably one of my favorites they’ve had in a while

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

i know tarrare is the joke of the hour but its so incredibly fucked up how even now no one has any concrete explanation for what his condition was and a case like it hasn’t been recorded since. Like literally what the fuck. He’s like a really shitty x-men 

[unclefather]

[birdblogwhichisforbirds-deactiv]

Two more weeks of gender!

[officialskylerwhitestan-deactiv]

[raveneil-deactivated20220513]

fanfiction is so wild cause im like…..ugh im not in the mood to read a book…..i’ll just read an 82k word fic instead……

[brawltogethernow]

Look…. To start a book… You have to make room in yourself for new characters and worlds. Do I look like I have the emotional energy for that? Do I look like I can trust like that right now? Just show me the things I already know pay good returns on my investment, except I also want to read something new so I guess they can be in a coffee shop this time.

[justgot1]

This - this is it, you’ve put it into words