He's in the house. For GOOD

I am cory I am your president I won the election fair and square

[president-cory]

i have little to no memory of this blog 

[president-cory]

can cory hit a big yeet?

CAN I GET A YEEHAW

[president-cory]

Penis?

You come into my home. You come into my home, THE white house of the United Shits,1600 Pennsylvania Avenue Northwest, Washington, DC 20500 and say this to me. Unbelievable. What has America come to

[president-cory]

you're perfect don't change

dont worry, the american government hardly makes changes.

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corys eyes are like a jungle 

he smiles, it’s like the radio 

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PLEASE

[president-cory]

interviewer: yo iggy why dont you do a little freestyle for us

iggy: aight

iggy:

iggy: I'm the new kid, moving in

Getting it done

And I'm officially the candidate

For having some fun

You know

You better calm down Cory

(yea yea)

I'm talking 'bout an all-out party

And we're getting it started

Mr. President, you mind some

electric guitar

Washington D.C. will never be the same

Cause we've got

Cory, Cory, Cory

In the House (Yeah! It's a party every week, baby!)

Cory, Cory, Cory

Check it out (That's right, I'm in the House!)

He's gonna shake it up and change it (Shake it up)

Take it all and rearrange it (Just a little bit)

Got a new plan, hey Uncle Sam! (Look out now)

We've got Cory in the House! (Par-ty!)

Cory in the House! (I'm your man!)

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A Cory in the House Creepypasta for your enjoyment.

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The Best Evangelion figure that I ever own! And it even has a reference to Cory in the House!

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Only 11 days until annual self-loathing day!

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Cory in the House