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I fear @presidentconfessions may have become overwhelmed by you lot. I don't wish to intrude on another man's territory, but Warren Harding can endure anything. Send your thoughts to his mailbox; he needs entertainment he is dead.

#not a confession #pinned post

harding got me.. getting hard…

Pride month ended

#ally #not a confession #gaydar

what are you wearing on those big feet Warren what kind of shoes I bet they clop!!

I progressed past the need for shoes OR feet, my friend!! My future is bright

#thanks for the questions #not a confession

i need to give it to warren harding sloppy style

For shame!

Lord have mercy on your soul

On my life never have I heard such a thing

Remember that Jesus watches all that you do

Even the most lost urchin wouldn't consider such a thing

Never in all my days...

Consider your words next time

Everyone is shaking their heads in disapproval

Care to visit your pastor this Sunday

And perhaps you will be forgiven

Never forget the words of gospel

'Tomorrow is always a new day for your soul

Kindly leave my wife and me to our domestic tranquility

No such adultery is permitted in our perfect union

Oh let your soul turn to the lord

When you see the light you will change your ways.

#😉😉😉😉😉#hmu #confessions #anonymous confession #warren harding #will you be mrs powderson part 2 please pleaseee

MR PRESIDENT I WANT TO SEE YOU DO A KICKFLIP!

They confiscated my skateboard

#bad decal #not a confession

Come back...

I died in like 1924

#sorry maybe i will but its difficult to acquire the very real images i post. my rare blue eastman kodak no. 1 folding camera cant take it #not a confession

WHAT IS UP WITH ALL THE NIXON THIRST???

Idk

#this is not a confession is it

Nixon 🤤

#richard nixon #confessions #anonymous confession

please fic writers, write more al gore x tipper porn. i need to read about them screwing and slobbering all over each other like they did at the 2000 dnc

#unpause #al gore #tipper gore #confessions #anonymous confession #nsfw

throwback to that one time where me and my friends wrote the most batshit insane story where hillary became president and everything seemed to be going pretty well and she even got a 2nd term. but then in her second term it was revealed her male secretary was eating her out under the desk this whole time 😭 and no one knew about it not even bill 😭😭😭 and it was revealed her being president was all some sort of elaborate scheme to get back on bill for the lewinsky scandal 😭😭😭😭 this was all revealed in an oval office address where she looked straight in the camera and she even addressed bill directly and told her she was getting a divorce 😭

and bro bill was fucking heartbroken like he was legit depressed 😭 people called out the hypocrisy with the lewinsky thing but bill responded that hillary knew about the lewinsky thing and that bill still loved hillary and hillary didn't reciprocate anymore 😭😭 hes like legit depressed and tries to kill himself?????? thankfully james cordon himself came to stop bill for some reason and they did carpool karaoke. james cordon then reveals hes running as the new british prime minister for some reason. james cordon then introduces bill clinton to king charles and they become besties (and maybe even more...)

also in this universe dick cheney comes out as aroace and says that 'he has no love in his heart' and everyone is suprisingly supportive. trump also casually dropped on twitter that he fucked laura bush one time in college and then george bush himself apparently breaks into trump's house to shoot him with his gun. also obama promotes a palestinean go fund me on his twitter and suddenly zionism is destroyed so that's good.

10/10 story maybe ill link it

Interesting story but you know I can't turn this into an image.

#you've given your own story a rating #hillary clinton #bill clinton #monica lewinsky #james cordon #king charles #dick cheney #donald trump #laura bush #barack obama #confessions #anonymous confession

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I can't believe the exposure of Honey caused Jimmy Carter to die

His browser cookie affiliate link commission royalties got replaced so hard he keeled over.

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He gets sponsored by Betterhelp and Rosalynn cancels him.

#truth

I can't believe the exposure of Honey caused Jimmy Carter to die

His browser cookie affiliate link commission royalties got replaced so hard he keeled over.

#it happens to the best of us #jimmy carter #not a confession

RIP Jimmy Carter. You were a real one.

I never met the man but the postal I stole from his mailbox was delightful and for that I'll always have an appreciation.