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Sade Olutola
RMH
Love Begins
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NASA
roma★
cherry valley forever
we're not kids anymore.
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hello vonnie
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shark vs the universe
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sheepfilms
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@presto-mistoffelees
psa from the admin of presto-mistoffelees
this blog is not 18+ partly because i'm not 18 yet and partly because i'm asexual and get very uncomfy when people talk about sex around me
also my pronouns are he/him, my actual name is ash but i respond to just about everything, and yes, before you ask, i am, in fact, gay
Who would you be in a fantasy society
im just here for a good time but i feel so attacked rn
this may be just a me thing but i was watching the 1998 version yesterday and i realized how many times misto and tumble are dancing together during the jellicle ball??? like it's really cute you guys im cryin
Misto: I like my queens how I like my coffee.
Misto: I don't like coffee.
One of my Fav songs
Mungojerrie: Well, there’s no point in killing a dead horse.
Mistoffelees: You mean there’s no point in beating a dead horse.
Mungojerrie: Why would anyone beat a dead horse?
Mistoffelees: Why would anyone kill a dead horse?
Rumpleteazer: Maybe it kicked ya.
Mistoffelees: It’s dead!
@nowwhichwaswhichcat
Me when me when
me too
is anyone even still here? i miss you guys :(
Hey there! I’m still here, and plenty of other Cats fans! Nice to have you back 😊😊
hi ! i remember you !!
is anyone even still here? i miss you guys :(
Mungojerrie: I don’t understand why Munk’s so mad! It’s not like i knew this was going to happen!
Plato: You gave power tools to Tumble and Pounce. I’d love to hear how you thought that wasn’t a bad idea.
I’M SO GOOD AT DRILLING :D :D :D :D
hello and welcome to Name That White Man!
in this game you’ll be proving your knowledge of various white men from across the internet because they literally all look the same
https://forms.gle/gSNLkcezfSq5A2DY7
In this game you’ll be trying to name all 28 white men I have carefully curated from across youtube and twitch! Do you know your white men?
Note: because google forms short answers are a bit weird it might tell you that your answer is wrong even if you are correct, so go on ahead and put your funny silly answers. i love reading them!
it is now the admin's birthday. happy birthday ash.
oh the burden 😔
tis a struggle for me to look this swagalicious everyday 😔
Some of y'all genuinely hate dudes and honestly, that's super cringe
Do I hate a shitty man? Yes. But a shitty man is not a shitty man because he is a man, but because he is shitty
i hope he texts u!
please do continue to assume that my opinions are constructed by a desperation for male approval, my delicate girl brain makes me weak like that
reminder that man hating is part of the pipeline to terfdom.
this is actually very validating thank u
still don’t really understand how some people have trouble just being nice
Oh my gosh you’re such a good person. Hey everybody come look at how much of a good person this is.
i literally cannot comprehend how you got offended by this but thanks for proving my point anyway
I don’t mean to distract from OP’s post but my dash won’t let me see what the second image is, it’s just showing me this:
And I am losing my goddam mind.
You know what this reminds me of, only in reverse? …
wait. shit. oh god. I can’t unsee it…
Can someone put this one in on the reverse? with the ‘no fear –> Be Kind to each other –> one fear’?
The original comic was about Simpsons porn?
This is possibly the most tumblr-y tumblr post I’ve ever seen.
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
if you don’t know the difference between a hare and a rabbit you’ve never gazed into the cold wild eyes of a hare and known that if it could speak it would speak backwards
Jack Rabbits are North American Hares and they’re the WORST to encounter at night becuase:
You all know how big a rabbit is. Jack Rabbits and hares are much bigger. they’re the size of large cats or small dogs or just-walking-age children.
They also like to hang out in gangs of a hlf dozen to over 30.
and in the middle of backcountry dirt roads.
perhaps they’re dustbathing
or blood sacrifce
I don’t know because when you come up the road at night because your dog has a tiny bladder and needs to go out at midnight and you have no yard so you’re walking him on the dirt road around your neighborhod because you might aw well get some stargazing in, and you come just over the ridge to see a coven of twenty jackrabbits in the middle of the road
and
they
all
stand
up
not just onto all fours like a proper prey animal
No they get up on thier hind legs and don’t just sit but STAND like tiny rabbit-skinned toddlers, wobbing slightly as they stare directly at you eyes shining in your flashlight’s glow
…Blood Red.
And a chill goes through you on that warm july night because while they’re a puntable size and allegedly herbivores they’re standing and watching you just like people and you are vastly outnumbered.
everyone freezes
you’re considering your odds aganst roughly 200lbs of Suspiciously Humanoid Hare
and they’re considering their odds against you
the only sound in the never-ending high desert wind
somewhere in your peripheral vision you can see the streetlights but they seem awfully far away
The nearest Jack Rabbit
Blinks
and takes a single shuffling step
forward
You area an overdevloped monkey and your prefrontal cortex is capable of some amazing feats but it runs very slowly compared to the reflexes of a rabbit and you’re frozen as you desperately scramble for the appropriate course of action, hands feeling thick and useless, mouth dry and feet imeasurably heavy there’s no way you’d outrun THESE, god there’s a rabies outbreak going around that shit’s not curable-
The Dog
L U N G E S
It’s only the briefest of movements but the animal you’d picked out for his gangly legs and floppy ears and goofy smile is suddenly a dark shape of muscle and teeth and had flung himself at the horrible goblin rabbits faster than mere physics should dictate, appearing in the circle of the flashlight for only the briefest of moments before the jolt from the leash makes you stumble and the light falters
The Jack Rabbits
Scatter
Vanishing into the faintly starlit sagebrush in as so many faint gray shapes that might be mistaken for the dustclouds they kick up
Later, you sit on the couch disquieted
and you wonder
If the sight of the Jack Rabbits standing and studying you was frightening enough to make you yearn for the safety of the yellowed streetlights
what must it be like from thier end?
what terrifying creature
deliberately ties itself
to something so horrible
As a Dog?
@gallusrostromegalus that last bit gave me such a strong mental image I absolutely had to draw it
WELL HOLY SHIT.
CONGRATULATE, THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS GOING FOR.
is it ok if I print it out and stick it on the fridge?
HOLY FUCK THERE’S AN AUDIOPOST NOW.
I LOVE IT.
See this shit? This is why I love Tumblr
“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ”
i thought this was me at first and i was really confused
omg hi
WE’RE MULTIPLYING
uhhhhhhh
hey
I FINALLY FOUND IT
Found what?
This Legendary post
This post is a gem and you have to reblog it or else you lose it
Someone confirm that these are all different people.
it’s here it’s on my dash!!
World Heritage Post
