#source: dilbert

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Lord English: I PUT TOGETHER A TIMELINE FOR OUR PROJECT. I STARTED BY REASONING THAT ANYTHING I DON’T UNDERSTAND IS EASY TO DO. PHASE ONE: DESIGN A SYSTEM FOR OUR WORLDWIDE OPERATIONS. TIME: SIX MINUTES.

Condesce: …

[totallyrwbyquotes]

Ironwood: Winter, I don't have time to read your excruciatingly detailed report. Summarize it into a few bullets.

Winter: I wrote a detailed report because trying to distill the issue into a few bullets would be dangerously misleading.

Ironwood: I'll be the judge of that.

Winter: How?!

[Source: Dilbert]

[emmikay]

Mustang: Let's do a post-mortem on our failed mission to see what we did wrong.

Ed: We allowed idiots to make decisions.

Mustang: You say that every time.

Ed: I haven't been wrong yet.

[incorrectredwallquotes]

Badredd: I put together a timeline for our invasion of Redwall. I started by reasoning that anything I don't understand is easy. Phase one: break through the gate. Time: six minutes. Flinky: ...

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: Let's do a post-mortem on our failed mission to see what we did wrong.

Damian: We allowed idiots to make decisions.

Bruce: You say that every time.

Damian: I haven't been wrong yet.

[bobauthorman]

Ruby Rose: I ask for so little.

(…)

Ruby: And boy, do I get it.

[weirdkev27]

Gwendolyn Zapp: Now you may have heard my company’s been accused of unethical business practices.

Nancy: Is it because of the falsified safety tests?

Gloria: is it because of the false stories planting in the media about your competitors?

Bill: Is it because of your crime family connections?

Zapp: What!? Are you saying those things are unethical too!? Good God, this thing is just snowballing!

[rock-n-writing-archaeologist]

Skylar: Let's do a post-mortem on our failed mission to see what we did wrong

Chase: We allowed idiots to make decisions

Skylar: You say that every time

Chase: I haven't been wrong yet